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I can see it now...

Lo.... Good title

Golly gee wiz guys, you are all making such a sweet simple sponge bath and sensual massage into something dirty.

WHY ALL THIS DRAMA.

For crying out loud, all I want to do is to help the poor guy, clean him up, give him a good time and then be on my way. I can pop all the zits on his back even. What man wouldn't enjoy that?

Davy, same thing they said to you in prison camp, No Means No.





Well, at least he's surrounded by medical professionals.

Davy.... Sigh

Manfred, put some gunpowder in Davy's Nehi. That outta slow him down a bit. If not, find him a cold shower or something.

Yikes

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:
WHY ALL THIS DRAMA.

Because after the week I've already had, what you are describing can't be too far away.

Bar is open. A bit early... or for you stragglers from last night, I guess we are open late.

In consideration of Jacklpe's condition, Today's Special is our Get Well Chicken Soup and crackers. We can substitute pumpernickel chips for the crackers if you like. Bottomless bowl. We make this with tender dark meat, carrots, flat noodles, and cracked pepper.

Manfred

I didnt know this place ever closesd no wonder I sit by myself all night long.

What's coin on with Jack? Sorry I haven't been by lately, Jack get better soon bro!

Jasonmc wrote: I didnt know this place ever closesd no wonder I sit by myself all night long.

It doesn't. I just like saying "Bar's Open." But we do close the door to the back hallway sometimes, like when your snoring is extra loud

Just had a nice talk with JACKIPE. What a great guy, it was NICE talking to you SIR JACKIPE.


And please reconsider the sponge bath and massage. Lol lol. My hands are very strong.

That sounds like it could be the tenth ring of hell Davy... You should talk to Dante.

My get well soon present will probably be pepper spray and a taser Jack... Hope you don't have to use it.

Thank you Big C. Now THATS an offer I appreciate!

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: What's coin on with Jack? Sorry I haven't been by lately, Jack get better soon bro!

Did Davy fill you in?

The rodger isn't on page 1.

So manny what's the breakfast specal?


Jack I hope your feeling better. I will send a few exstra good thoughts and wishes your way, and maybe a little something exstra just make Sure mrs jacklpe isn't around for your sponge bath.

Jasonmc wrote: The rodger isn't on page 1.

So manny what's the breakfast specal?


Jack I hope your feeling better. I will send a few exstra good thoughts and wishes your way, and maybe a little something exstra just make Sure mrs jacklpe isn't around for your sponge bath.

Thanks Jason. I'm getting out of the hospital today. Now to begin the process of getting myself back together... Hopefully I'll be hitting on all 8 pretty quickly. Thanks everyone for all of the good wishes while I've been in here.

jacklpe wrote:

Jasonmc wrote: The rodger isn't on page 1.

So manny what's the breakfast specal?


Jack I hope your feeling better. I will send a few exstra good thoughts and wishes your way, and maybe a little something exstra just make Sure mrs jacklpe isn't around for your sponge bath.

Thanks Jason. I'm getting out of the hospital today. Now to begin the process of getting myself back together... Hopefully I'll be hitting on all 8 pretty quickly. Thanks everyone for all of the good wishes while I've been in here.

Davy says, darn it JACKIPE, I was on my way for your sponge bath and massage. You are going to miss a good time buddy. Oh well.

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

jacklpe wrote:

Jasonmc wrote: The rodger isn't on page 1.

So manny what's the breakfast specal?


Jack I hope your feeling better. I will send a few exstra good thoughts and wishes your way, and maybe a little something exstra just make Sure mrs jacklpe isn't around for your sponge bath.

Thanks Jason. I'm getting out of the hospital today. Now to begin the process of getting myself back together... Hopefully I'll be hitting on all 8 pretty quickly. Thanks everyone for all of the good wishes while I've been in here.

Davy says, darn it JACKIPE, I was on my way for your sponge bath and massage. You are going to miss a good time buddy. Oh well.

my eyes are officially broken.

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

jacklpe wrote:

Jasonmc wrote: The rodger isn't on page 1.

So manny what's the breakfast specal?


Jack I hope your feeling better. I will send a few exstra good thoughts and wishes your way, and maybe a little something exstra just make Sure mrs jacklpe isn't around for your sponge bath.

Thanks Jason. I'm getting out of the hospital today. Now to begin the process of getting myself back together... Hopefully I'll be hitting on all 8 pretty quickly. Thanks everyone for all of the good wishes while I've been in here.

Davy says, darn it JACKIPE, I was on my way for your sponge bath and massage. You are going to miss a good time buddy. Oh well.

Dang Crockett you are one sexy man but as a women I don't think any amount of makup and nice clothing is gonna get the job done.

I think Davy's "offers" have done more than anything to get me out of here. I've been shocked, poked, prodded, and have lost all kinds of pride since I've been here. My personal favorite experience was when they attempted a spinal tap and bent the needle on scar tissue from injuries past. Having my nether regions ground off by a transvestite using a wire brush can't be far behind. I'm glad to be on my way out.

I will never be able to look at a wire brush without thinking of this thread.

I wish Ped were still here to help out with a cartoon. It's a single wide frame, of a tired looking but highly animated Jackalope dashing out of the hospital, wearing just a faded gown that flaps open at the back, and Davy chasing you with a wire brush. There is a nurse at the desk saying to another nurse, "Some stay a while, and some haul ass outta here."

Manfred, you're in charge today. I'm going to drink the bar dry.

jacklpe wrote: Manfred, you're in charge today. I'm going to drink the bar dry.

Yay! O Yay!! Another sign of the coming Doome here in THIS world.."... it shall come to pass the houseman shall leave his house to another so that he might drink all manners of fine liquor,and brew..and that drink that has just enough lemon to say.."was lemon in that?.." Nostradamas 1564.

Happy Midsummer festival!

Hmmmm appears to be under new management I'm thinking brothel.

Dave, you know why I'm drinking the bar dry...

I can hope... They made me close my brothel...

Team Killer. wrote: Hmmmm appears to be under new management I'm thinking brothel.

Hmmmmmmm a brothel huh, no wonder RECKLESS is here. Does MRS. RECKLESS know about this.

I upgraded my bombs to fairy bombs.
So if you see me wobbling around in the air you know why.
Realy shouldn't have upgraded to two bombs... one on every take off would have been enugh

All this talk of the new updates goes right over my head. What the heck is a D8, anyways? That's short for d-eight, "date", right? People keep complaining their dates are too short or something. And the double-bombs? Are people complaint about dropping twice now? Lol

I really need to get a DF-capable device sometime soon...