jacklpe wrote: I'm in ICU right now. Dr Dave can be my spokesperson. Manfred's the boss till I get back. Hopefully I won't be long. Take care everybody.

Hey Manny Dave's gonna need some fast cash when he gets back, I'm thinking brothel for fast cash and faster girl's. .... What do you think? Evil Grin

There's already a DF establishment with another owner. No need to create competition. Besides, the JR does not deal in the buying and selling of such services. And if we did, we wouldn't talk about it openly.

The boss has good insurance. I'll pass the tip jar for a little collection. He'll need something better than hospital food.

Manfred

Evenin' everybody. Would anyone like to try the gluten-free chips with avocado and berry sprout dip?


Just kidding. Chili salsa and nacho cheese doritos coming right up.

Hit me!



Wait, what are u doing with that chair....

Stop.... nooo... *BOOM*
*OUTCOLD*

Long road ahead. May be here for a while. Thanks to all of you for being my friends. They are doing a lot of tests on me, but it looks like I have a serious, but treatable neurological disease. We'll know for sure in the coming days. The staff in this hospital are like angels, and God is definitely looking out for me. Even though I don't deserve it.

I'll check in as I can. Thanks to all of you though for being my friends.

jacklpe wrote: Long road ahead. May be here for a while. Thanks to all of you for being my friends. They are doing a lot of tests on me, but it looks like I have a serious, but treatable neurological disease. We'll know for sure in the coming days. The staff in this hospital are like angels, and God is definitely looking out for me. Even though I don't deserve it.

I'll check in as I can. Thanks to all of you though for being my friends.

Sir Jack, I shall pray for a speedy recovery. Let me know when you are home, I've been looking for a reason to take a road trip. Summer is here and the old Harley is crying to be rode.

jacklpe wrote: Long road ahead. May be here for a while. Thanks to all of you for being my friends. They are doing a lot of tests on me, but it looks like I have a serious, but treatable neurological disease. We'll know for sure in the coming days. The staff in this hospital are like angels, and God is definitely looking out for me. Even though I don't deserve it.

I'll check in as I can. Thanks to all of you though for being my friends.

jack, god has something called mercy and grace. None of us deserve his love, but he chooses to care for us anyway.

Im praying for ya jack. Ive seen god pull strings, big strings. My aunts stage 4 cancer simply vanished, jeffs deadly tumor in his brain was successfully removed, ive even seen a whole mimefield cleared for a group of soldiers. God can do whatever he wants, and seeing how u say u dont deserve it, only shows to Him u deserve it more

Jacklpe, just seen your post, I popped in to check out the new barmaid and saw that. Sorry to hear it buddy, hope you're up and about soon, take care and don't you worry about the bar, I'm sure they'll all pay up......eventually take care buddy.

jacklpe wrote: Long road ahead. May be here for a while. Thanks to all of you for being my friends. They are doing a lot of tests on me, but it looks like I have a serious, but treatable neurological disease. We'll know for sure in the coming days. The staff in this hospital are like angels, and God is definitely looking out for me. Even though I don't deserve it.

I'll check in as I can. Thanks to all of you though for being my friends.

RIP ja-... I mean, get well soon. Sorry, wrong cliché

Well I hope they have you in a private room with one of those ultra comfortable beds and signed up for the first class food... oh, that was the virtual hospital. Never mind. Maybe Mrs. Jacklpe can sneak you some of your favorite take-out.

We are praying hard for your speedy recovery. You have my phone number on your email if I can help in any way.

M

Mac, sorry... I know that I have my share of folks on here that would be happy enough to see that. I'm not quite that easy to kill off though.

Now to the rest of ya , how y'all doin today?

Hey boss! We went to the county fair last night, always a hilarious time. My favorite every year is the Wild West Turkey Stampede. Has anyone seen this? Bunch of young turkeys chasing after an RC Truck with the bed filled with turkey feed. Sounds corny but the announcer and her husband pull it off very nicely.

Hope they don't have too many tubes stuck in ya. How's the filet mignon?

Manfred

tKestrel wrote: Ok guys, ill take a banana peanut butter milkshake, Xtra peanut butter. Ill be spending my time around here quite a bit.

O and Jack, I found a great flatland beyond the storage building, passed the bridge that is a great place ti build an Apple Cider farm house. Mught take about a week or 2 to build, but the location us perfect. Ive already planted the Apple tree field. We will have REAL home made cider in no time

Why build an orchard. I can sell you my artificial apples made with GMOs! $1.00 an apple!


Yummy!

Hey Jack, sorry to hear of your situation. I hope the hospital is treating you like gold, otherwise I might come there myself and show 'em how to really do their jobs. You get well soon, alright?

Luna wrote: Hey Jack, sorry to hear of your situation. I hope the hospital is treating you like gold, otherwise I might come there myself and show 'em how to really do their jobs. You get well soon, alright?

Luna, any time you want. I can use all the help I can get. But, yea, they have done very well for me here so far.

Hope you are feeling better Jacklpe

Jasonmc, it looks like you guys have been having some tough weather out there. Everyone doing ok?

Sorry I haven't been on much, I haven't had wifi much lately.

Sorry JACKIPE that you are sick. I hope and pray you better soon.

Now for the good new, I HEREBY VOLUNTEER MYSELF TO BE AVAILABLE TO GIVE YOU A SPONGE-BATH.
I have a large sponge ready to go. You will have to get NAKED though. I also have a wire brush for those hard to reach exotic places.

MANFRED AND LUNA, next time we go to California we will come your way.

Mr Crockett, I think I'll pass. Thank you though.

jacklpe wrote: Jasonmc, it looks like you guys have been having some tough weather out there. Everyone doing ok?

Yes I'm fine. Kansas has some of the strangest weather we have gone from desert like conditions to almost flooding. That water mixed with very strong winds have made for havok around the state. I have only heard of a couple of tornados none of witch have hit populated areas, some 90 mph strait line winds in the northern part of the state have caused some problems. It's all just part of livivibg in this great state.

I also hope you get to feelin better soon.

jacklpe wrote: Mr Crockett, I think I'll pass. Thank you though.

DAVY SAYS, awwwww come on dude. I will even put my blond wig on and my high heels. You can fantasize can't you. You can have fun with it, heck I can fun with it. Heck maybe there could be a nice full body massage in the works for you also.

Please re-think it. Thank you.

Ps do you have a big burly back?

I feel slightly more dead inside now Davy. Plus, Mrs Jacklpe would probably not approve.

Wire brush, I'm still on the floor laughing. Good thing I'm working at home today.

Manfred wrote: Wire brush, I'm still on the floor laughing. Good thing I'm working at home today.

Davy says, well it's been my experience that a wire brush is needed in certain brown areas. A stiff wire brush is best. If you lose your wire brush than you can use your toothbrush (its just harder to clean and I can't stand a using a dirty toothbrush, after all my tooth deserves the best treatment)

So come on JACKIPE, pretty please.

I hate to keep turning down such a generous offer, but can't you just bring over some dancing girls or something? I'm in Jackson, TN... It's not that far of a drive.

Goodness, that'd be a sight to see.

He's quite the persistent fellow, and I doubt you'll get rid of him soon, Jack. Why don't you just... y'know, humor him?

I'm not sure whether this conversation belongs on the internet or in a horror movie.... Davy sponge-bathing Jack? *shudders*

Luna wrote: Goodness, that'd be a sight to see.

He's quite the persistent fellow, and I doubt you'll get rid of him soon, Jack. Why don't you just... y'know, humor him?

Ummmm.... Uhhh.... Ehmmm.....


No

Hold out, Jacklpe don't give in . You know you can't trust Davy, he probably needs a new theme for his next book to sell to all the noobs.