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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 3 weeks ago #202368

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Luna wrote: Think whatever you want, but you'll find no better food or drink in no-man's land than right here. Take a look at the menu, and give me a holler if you need anything.

Anyways, had a pretty long week. Long bouts of boredom coupled with very short intense moments of training. Any of you fellas ever fired an M2 Browning machine gun? How about we make a requisition for a couple of those things next inventory, Jack? Of course, we'll "decommission them and put them up for display purposes only".


Miss Luna it just so happens that I have an army/navy surplus store about an hour from the house that would love to supply us some "blank" munitions for those pieces of fine machinery :evil: :woohoo:
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Luna, would you like one? Whse # 3, aisle 22, section 19, 20, & 21. Three colors to choose from... Optics and accessories are on aisle 1. Pick whatever you like, and call it an early Christmas present. I'm talking about Jolly Roger T-Shirts and sunglasses of course....


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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 3 weeks ago #202379

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It's finally done....




Hope you like it man all the best
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Luna wrote: Think whatever you want, but you'll find no better food or drink in no-man's land than right here. Take a look at the menu, and give me a holler if you need anything.

Anyways, had a pretty long week. Long bouts of boredom coupled with very short intense moments of training. Any of you fellas ever fired an M2 Browning machine gun? How about we make a requisition for a couple of those things next inventory, Jack? Of course, we'll "decommission them and put them up for display purposes only".


Miss Luna it just so happens that I have an army/navy surplus store about an hour from the house that would love to supply us some "blank" munitions for those pieces of fine machinery :evil: :woohoo:


Umm.... Their markup is too high. I noticed that last time we sold those "blanks" to them were in the area. We'll stick with our own suppliers.

I like the way you think though Weatherman.


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Whiplash wrote: It's finally done....




Hope you like it man all the best


That's freaking awesome!!! Being quite fond of my original, I'll probably switch back and forth between the two. This will be a nice change for a while though. I really appreciate it Whip. Thanks for going to the trouble. Now for all of this UFO business, like I said, that was our chemical weapon protection system dealing with Davy's bathroom issues. Maybe we can let the rumors exist though, and make money from UFO seekers too now. One should not be too quick to dismiss a potential gift!


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BatMac! wrote: So is the Jolly Roger going to evolve into a bar and grill, as opposed to the old "bar and eat if you dare"?



it's still going to be an eat if you dare policy. i found a tommy gun in the back if things get out of hand.....


Yea, I put that in the refrigerator for you, just in case. You know those health inspectors...


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I think I'm going to go fly my fully upgraded D8 that cost way more than I would normally ever spend on a video game, and enjoy my unfair advantage...


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Sorry to leave that game sir Jack. I got the boot, I tried to find that game, no luck. always great to see you ingame.

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Same to you. Everyone got the boot. Hated that.


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jacklpe wrote:

Whiplash wrote: It's finally done....




Hope you like it man all the best


That's freaking awesome!!! Being quite fond of my original, I'll probably switch back and forth between the two. This will be a nice change for a while though. I really appreciate it Whip. Thanks for going to the trouble. Now for all of this UFO business, like I said, that was our chemical weapon protection system dealing with Davy's bathroom issues. Maybe we can let the rumors exist though, and make money from UFO seekers too now. One should not be too quick to dismiss a potential gift!


Love your banner!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
I could cry!
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Gj Jacklpe and Wip! :woohoo:
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Whiplash wrote: It's finally done....




Hope you like it man all the best


That's freaking awesome!!! Being quite fond of my original, I'll probably switch back and forth between the two. This will be a nice change for a while though. I really appreciate it Whip. Thanks for going to the trouble. Now for all of this UFO business, like I said, that was our chemical weapon protection system dealing with Davy's bathroom issues. Maybe we can let the rumors exist though, and make money from UFO seekers too now. One should not be too quick to dismiss a potential gift!


Love your banner!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
I could cry!
Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome
Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome

Gj Jacklpe and Wip! :woohoo:


He did a great job on it. Thank you.


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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 2 weeks ago #203002

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Dropping by for some coffee.. the strongest one that you guys got.. Its the rainy season in my area and the drowsiness is creeping in...
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Ok, im sorry ive been away from here, been busy feeling sorry for myself lol. Ill be back to my normal maintenance duties. I have a nice list of things that neex fixing.

Honey Do List
□Bar Counter needs refinishing
□Someone (Vonhulk) Broke the new toilet
□Floor tile needs to be replaced with Wood planks.
□2 chairs are broken
□A.C Needs freon.(Wait this is ww1, we dont even have AC units yet O.o)
□Pool Table Skin needs replacing
□Fix the light in Pedros Basement Hangout.
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Luv the banner Kes.
If the EPA guys show up, it's NOT freon, and take a couple benjamins and quarters out of the tip jar and encourage them to listen to a song or two and leave.
The warehouse has a couple titanium alloy toilets labeled Experimental. Make sure you use the matching titanium hold-downs.
Don't touch the bar surface please. I just got down the perfect slide speed to nail ol' Whipster down at seat #18. Canada asked me to join their Curling team. Damn I'm good.
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Yea, those grooves in the bar are hard won.... Definitely don't refinish it. If it ever needs attention, I'll let Manfred devise that plan.

Glad to see you back Kes. The beautiful thing is here, you have to hang your feelings on the feelings rack by the door. That'll totally keep them from bothering you.

If those EPA guys don't like ol' Ben, let me know. We'll make a few calls, and hope they enjoy their new position on Alaska's north slope. Gets mighty cold up there...

Oh, if only real life were as easy as running this bar!


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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 2 weeks ago #203069

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this crazy man wandered in looking for lunch. i gave him some nachos and told him to eat out back, waterside.

nachos anyone?


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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I'll take a plate, and fix myself some sweet tea.


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I came across this my travels. I can proudly say, I don't own a pair of sweat pants, and I had a haircut yesterday. My neck is hunched from over a million miles in a truck... Actually, a lot about this guy kind of reminds me of a truck driver. Hmm...



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Good to see you in game the other day jack! I have been laying low and though if the offer to use the island is still on the table I would take a nice long trip south. Some fishing and no cell sevice sounds like a must right now.

As far as the EPA guy goes I had a talk with my government buddy from high school and you shouldn't have to worry about them anymore. That particular inspector has been reassigned to Alaska and his wages garnished to pay back the missing tip jar contents. My buddy also asked if y'all need anything else to let me know and I can pass the info to him.
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Nothing more needed from the EPA, but any contacts at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission could be useful.
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Jasonmc wrote: Good to see you in game the other day jack! I have been laying low and though if the offer to use the island is still on the table I would take a nice long trip south. Some fishing and no cell sevice sounds like a must right now.

As far as the EPA guy goes I had a talk with my government buddy from high school and you shouldn't have to worry about them anymore. That particular inspector has been reassigned to Alaska and his wages garnished to pay back the missing tip jar contents. My buddy also asked if y'all need anything else to let me know and I can pass the info to him.

Note to self, never make jason mad at me.... or I might mysteriously vanish :blink:
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Manfred wrote: Nothing more needed from the EPA, but any contacts at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission could be useful.


Umm, I thought you had that handled... Oh crap. Looks like I'm going to be on the phone for a while.


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Manfred wrote: Nothing more needed from the EPA, but any contacts at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission could be useful.


I will email him and see who he knows he usally gets back to me fairly quickly

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Jason, is that a toothless firebreathing toy of ur profile pic? Lol my lil bro wants on of those
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Manfred wrote: Nothing more needed from the EPA, but any contacts at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission could be useful.


Umm, I thought you had that handled... Oh crap. Looks like I'm going to be on the phone for a while.


I actually got a phone call from my buddy he say as long as you don't blow anything up or try to move anything radioactive that weighs more than 500 lbs, and it marked with a red JR . He can make eye look the other way. The only catch is I might have promised him a box of Cubans finest. So if you could get me a box and put them on my tab.

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HEY HEY HEY, stoppin by for some Nachos and a Guinness, on tap :)
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Jasonmc wrote: Good to see you in game the other day jack! I have been laying low and though if the offer to use the island is still on the table I would take a nice long trip south. Some fishing and no cell sevice sounds like a must right now.

As far as the EPA guy goes I had a talk with my government buddy from high school and you shouldn't have to worry about them anymore. That particular inspector has been reassigned to Alaska and his wages garnished to pay back the missing tip jar contents. My buddy also asked if y'all need anything else to let me know and I can pass the info to him.


The island is all yours if you want it. Let me know and we'll get you transportation. We just so happen to have connections with the US Navy...


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Jasonmc wrote: Good to see you in game the other day jack! I have been laying low and though if the offer to use the island is still on the table I would take a nice long trip south. Some fishing and no cell sevice sounds like a must right now.

As far as the EPA guy goes I had a talk with my government buddy from high school and you shouldn't have to worry about them anymore. That particular inspector has been reassigned to Alaska and his wages garnished to pay back the missing tip jar contents. My buddy also asked if y'all need anything else to let me know and I can pass the info to him.


The island is all yours if you want it. Let me know and we'll get you transportation. We just so happen to have connections with the US Navy...


Wow thanks jack i just got on the boat and we are headed out! I didn't know the navy had multi mill dollar pleaser yachts. But all the crew is in navy uniforms. Well I'll let you all know when I get back!
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