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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #201534

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HOW DO WE KNOW HORRIBLE CAN COOK. DIDYOU TEST THEIR SKILLS.

IM VERY PICKY ABOUT MY FOOD AND WHO PREPARES IT.

OK I WILL TRY A BLT. LOTS OF BACON YOU HEAR.
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: HOW DO WE KNOW HORRIBLE CAN COOK. DIDYOU TEST THEIR SKILLS.

IM VERY PICKY ABOUT MY FOOD AND WHO PREPARES IT.

OK I WILL TRY A BLT. LOTS OF BACON YOU HEAR.


Go skim through a few pages on the "Cooks of Dogfight" thread, and then come back and talk to me.


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Ummm, Jack, what should i do with this special, platinum-and-diamond studded broom with the solid treated oak handle i bought for the Jolly Roger's 5000-post celebration? I was going to present it to you, but apparently you hate brooms... :(
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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G.I. Mac wrote: Ummm, Jack, what should i do with this special, platinum-and-diamond studded broom with the solid treated oak handle i bought for the Jolly Roger's 5000-post celebration? I was going to present it to you, but apparently you hate brooms... :(

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That's easy Mac! We'll take the broom part off and put a mop head on it. Thank you so much sir! It's beautiful.


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jacklpe wrote:

G.I. Mac wrote: Ummm, Jack, what should i do with this special, platinum-and-diamond studded broom with the solid treated oak handle i bought for the Jolly Roger's 5000-post celebration? I was going to present it to you, but apparently you hate brooms... :(

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That's easy Mac! We'll take the broom part off and put a mop head on it. Thank you so much sir! It's beautiful.

Well, now that you've got a chef in the kitchen, how about this?

A good chef needs good utensils... I'm sure HB can judge the quality of these
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #201629

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Hello people who never gives me a 'thank you'
Misfit 4 life
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Well, we'd love to thank you, but you've got to give us something to thank you for. Order a drink, play a song, beat Kes at pool, tell us your troubles, crash your plane into the front door, or something.

I'll give you the first one free, but from now on, you've got to participate.


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Bump, in case anyone missed it.

jacklpe wrote: Lately, the food around here has been a little lackluster. It's not lack of ability, nor lack of supply. I think we have just run out of culinary creativity. For that reason, I have decided to hire an executive chef.

The Jolly Roger proudly announces our new chef, Horriblebreast! He may be Horrible, but I can assure you that his food is the opposite!

I highly suggest now that everyone start wearing their stretchy pants, and start planning the diets you are going to have to go on. The food around here is going to the next level, along with our Body Mass Indexes. It's going to be awesome!

Welcome Horrible, and just to get it started, here is your first payment for your operating budget.



Now, let's eat!



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#thingscookshate
"When do you guys close? Oh, in four minutes? Whew, we're just in time then!"
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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Hmm HB, how about a nice Beef Wellington? It's, uhhh, for Table 4. Yeah the guy sleeping under his straw hat. Sure I'll wake him when the food is up. My knife and fork? Nooo, their not for me. Just, err, carrying spares.

I think he said medium rare, just before he went into a coma, I mean, took a nap.

While you've got the pastry stuff out, can you make baklava for dessert?

B) Manfred
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Hey HB, this place is nice! Just stoppin by to check out your new joby job, but while i'm here think u can whip me up some spam pancakes w skittles and a falafel waffle w some red gummy worms and A1 sauce!!! thx bruh
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hey easy now, i've barely put on my apron! the people will wait for quality right? let me light the fire....


good to be here guys! hope to bring the good patrons of the jolly roger only the finest offerings. and if you happen to find an order a wing or two short, remember it's a long journey from kitchen to your table.

lemme turn on the light in the pantry and see what we've got in stock.



also, i can't control what is written on the tickets, and a pasta salad is far different than a rasta salad.

let's feed the masses!


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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horriblebreast wrote: hey easy now, i've barely put on my apron! the people will wait for quality right? let me light the fire....


good to be here guys! hope to bring the good patrons of the jolly roger only the finest offerings. and if you happen to find an order a wing or two short, remember it's a long journey from kitchen to your table.

lemme turn on the light in the pantry and see what we've got in stock.



also, i can't control what is written on the tickets, and a pasta salad is far different than a rasta salad.

let's feed the masses!


We have a few odds and ends in the kitchen, but as far as shelf stable items, you might want to check out Warehouse Number 1. We basically have at least one of each (whatever "each" may be). Manfred is the only one who actually knows the full extent of our inventory, so I'll have him give you a tour.

Also, I've only made one banner in my life. It's a fairly well known one, but I'm ill equipped to do quality work in that department. If you would like to have one made displaying your title as "The Chef" at The Jolly Roger, that's fine with me. We'll have to find someone to handle it. Kes is a good one, and he is on staff part time, but he's not been around much lately. Whip is a whiz at it, but he has a constant flow of people beating his door down for them... So we'll have to see who is available and I guess it depends on whether you want one. Anyway, let me know.


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Manfred wrote: Hmm HB, how about a nice Beef Wellington? It's, uhhh, for Table 4. Yeah the guy sleeping under his straw hat. Sure I'll wake him when the food is up. My knife and fork? Nooo, their not for me. Just, err, carrying spares.

I think he said medium rare, just before he went into a coma, I mean, took a nap.

While you've got the pastry stuff out, can you make baklava for dessert?

B) Manfred


Umm... That guy is really hungry. Better double that order.


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I just realized that Horrible has the keys to his own banner shop... That should make it easier.


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jacklpe wrote: I just realized that Horrible has the keys to his own banner shop... That should make it easier.



nothing beats a pedrinho banner. his are some of the best!




i was thinking on making a dinner special....how does sausage and pepper sandwiches sound?






so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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jacklpe wrote: I just realized that Horrible has the keys to his own banner shop... That should make it easier.



nothing beats a pedrinho banner. his are some of the best!




i was thinking on making a dinner special....how does sausage and pepper sandwiches sound?

Sounds pretty good.... A good Wisconsin beer should do the trick to wash it down.

Ped is a hell of a cartoonist. I miss him being around.




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Are you still open jacklpe?
I could really use a Guinness right now... On tap please.....
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=£=Pie of Jerry wrote: Are you still open jacklpe?
I could really use a Guinness right now... On tap please.....
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PAIN IS ALL OVER..... My back, my mind, and all the blisters on my hands. :sick:
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We're always open sir. One Guiness on its way.


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jacklpe wrote: I just realized that Horrible has the keys to his own banner shop... That should make it easier.



nothing beats a pedrinho banner. his are some of the best!




i was thinking on making a dinner special....how does sausage and pepper sandwiches

sound?





Oh my goodness that looks good, I will take a plate please.

You are now my favorite employee of this fine place. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Ps do you take virtual money
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horriblebreast wrote:

jacklpe wrote: I just realized that Horrible has the keys to his own banner shop... That should make it easier.



nothing beats a pedrinho banner. his are some of the best!




i was thinking on making a dinner special....how does sausage and pepper sandwiches

sound?





Oh my goodness that looks good, I will take a plate please.

You are now my favorite employee of this fine place. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Ps do you take virtual money


I have a feeling he is soon to be a very popular employee here.


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Yeah wow I had a really nice Italian sausage sub with peppers and onions (hold the jalepeno) at the county fair a couple weeks ago. Heaven on earth. HB's looks to be a more professional production however. Mmmm, just had breakfast but my stomach is growling.
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So is the Jolly Roger going to evolve into a bar and grill, as opposed to the old "bar and eat if you dare"?
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Hey, Jacklpe-
That was a great Guinness you gave me for my pains. As thanks, i baked you some sweet, homemade Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a pumpkin spice on top :woohoo:
If you dislike it I also made ya a thank you Peach cobbler, and Banana Puddin' (of course with chopped bananas and vanilla wafers) :lol:
~Ill stop by sometime for a beer and some chips,
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BatMac! wrote: So is the Jolly Roger going to evolve into a bar and grill, as opposed to the old "bar and eat if you dare"?



it's still going to be an eat if you dare policy. i found a tommy gun in the back if things get out of hand.....


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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I'd like to pick up the tab for whatever Mr. Zebra would like, I owe him for his stat success! 1:1 win/death ratio!!!!!
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BatMac! wrote: So is the Jolly Roger going to evolve into a bar and grill, as opposed to the old "bar and eat if you dare"?



We've always had food. Lots and lots of it, and whatever you asked for. But, for the last several months we haven't had any "culinary ambition". We have strictly been fulfilling requests, but making very little attempt to market it. Now that we have talent such as Horrible's around, I couldn't resist offering him a position and an almost limitless budget to do anything he wants. Honestly, this is for Manfred, Luna, Big C, and my benefit. But, as we love our customers, and want Horrible to go as far as he possibly can with his talents, everyone gets to enjoy his food now. Now all of this eat as you dare stuff... Anyone who knows me or has spent substantial time here knows that the kitchen here WILL be kept spotless. One of the very few ways to offend me is to make "slop and puke" jokes about our food and kitchen. Honestly, it's a way to find yourself out in the dumpster, with a fairly substantial head injury inflicted by a skillet, or worse. And don't bother suing or trying to prosecute. We finance a lot of elections....


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Think whatever you want, but you'll find no better food or drink in no-man's land than right here. Take a look at the menu, and give me a holler if you need anything.

Anyways, had a pretty long week. Long bouts of boredom coupled with very short intense moments of training. Any of you fellas ever fired an M2 Browning machine gun? How about we make a requisition for a couple of those things next inventory, Jack? Of course, we'll "decommission them and put them up for display purposes only".
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