Lately, the food around here has been a little lackluster. It's not lack of ability, nor lack of supply. I think we have just run out of culinary creativity. For that reason, I have decided to hire an executive chef.
The Jolly Roger proudly announces our new chef, Horriblebreast! He may be Horrible, but I can assure you that his food is the opposite!
I highly suggest now that everyone start wearing their stretchy pants, and start planning the diets you are going to have to go on. The food around here is going to the next level, along with our Body Mass Indexes. It's going to be awesome!
Welcome Horrible, and just to get it started, here is your first payment for your operating budget.
Now, let's eat!