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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #200003

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Can I have a virtual GRAPE NEHI in my virtual hands on my virtual seat in this virtual bar looking at the virtual mirror with my virtual eyes and listening to the virtual music with my virtual ears while thinking about virtual jokes with my virtual brain.
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Can I have a virtual GRAPE NEHI in my virtual hands on my virtual seat in this virtual bar looking at the virtual mirror with my virtual eyes and listening to the virtual music with my virtual ears while thinking about virtual jokes with my virtual brain.

Oh my vertual brain!!! That was virtually confusing
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We have a virtually endless supply Davy. On the virtual house!

PS we're here at the stables doing the morning horsey thing, and the sun is breaking through the marine layer. I will pop a.cap for myself as well. (Now I have a hankering for actual grape nehi, must go find one somewhere. Where is a real Jolly Roger when you need it? A Fanta Orange just won't do it.)
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Well I went to the virtual bathroom and sat on the virtual toilet where I found there was no virtual toilet paper to wipe my virtual butt so I had to use the virtual paper towels which clogged the virtual toilet and the virtual poop than overflowed all over the virtual floor. The virtual mess was not good. THERE WAS A VIRTUAL SMELL
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so I go to a virtual bar inside a virtual bar. inception music plays






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Davy, that was all discussed earlier. Our chemical warfare protection systems handled it. No big deal, but someone is going to be talking about the big green fireballs over the JR again...


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This is how I feel about it.....





You agree don't you.
I could care....But I dont
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #200138

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jacklpe wrote: ... chemical warfare protection systems handled it.

Those systems were due for a calibration test anyway. Stir the tanks.

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Hey guys, just a little heads up: I'm not going to be online at all this upcoming week, I'm going to be working in the field. Try to keep the place clean while I'm gone, okay?
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Woohoo, Guys' Week at the Jolly Roger! We'll clean up on Friday night before Luna gets back.

Err, I mean, we'll keep the place spit shined and tidy all week long.

Have a good week, keep hydrated out there.

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yes, we will keep it clean, ill keep sure damnd sure, of it






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I need a refill and I'll get out quick so no one knows I'm in here...

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Whiplash wrote: I need a refill and I'll get out quick so no one knows I'm in here...


Whip, just so you know, if you get in a bind, a little of that will run your airplane for quite a while. It's better if you mix it with regular fuel though, because the orange comet behind you tends to draw enemy attention when you run it straight.

Enjoy, and there is plenty more where that came from! :evil:


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jacklpe wrote:

Whiplash wrote: I need a refill and I'll get out quick so no one knows I'm in here...


Whip, just so you know, if you get in a bind, a little of that will run your airplane for quite a while. It's better if you mix it with regular fuel though, because the orange comet behind you tends to draw enemy attention when you run it straight.

Enjoy, and there is plenty more where that came from! :evil:


Here's hoping this week will require a little less...I'm enjoying the glow for now though...
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Quiet here tonight. I bought a round earlier, and treated myself and me to a nice port wine. And pumpernickel chips. Guess everyone's home in front of the tube, or in the sky shootin' reds. I will do the latter. Who's flyin'?

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I've been playing some goofy iphone card game and watching tons of movies from the 1940's on some crazy antenna station I'm picking up. Man those girls were better looking than these anorexic things they pass off as being good looking today. Someone needs to give these modern starlets some gravy and a biscuit or two! Pretty decent movies too when you are not wanting to think too much.

I think I'll have an Ale-8 and some pumpernickel chips myself while I'm here and see if we can't pick up another one.


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a small gift for you Jack.. It's not quite done yet but I wanted to know what you think...


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Jack, Wanted to stop by and thank you for the help. Sorry my battery died on me. Would have been done for for sure had you not came over.

Thank you

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Whiplash wrote: a small gift for you Jack.. It's not quite done yet but I wanted to know what you think...



I think it's awesome!

Still wondering when I'm going to get to see the final version. This is too cool.


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[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Jack, Wanted to stop by and thank you for the help. Sorry my battery died on me. Would have been done for for sure had you not came over.

Thank you

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Not a problem. I lost anyway in the end. I think I must enjoy pain, cause I like being the underdog.


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I'm A TEAM KILLER BY DAVY CROCKETT

While in a good game with JACKIPE I became a tank and fought vigorsly to the red base, I couldn't figure out why the reds weren't shooting me. I was ecstatic that I made it close enough to take careful aim and watched with glee as the shell hit the hanger. Imagin my surprise when the screen called me a traitor for bombing my own hanger.

I am so embarrassed. FORGET THE GRAPE NEHI, GIVE ME A BEER
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I'm A TEAM KILLER BY DAVY CROCKETT

While in a good game with JACKIPE I became a tank and fought vigorsly to the red base, I couldn't figure out why the reds weren't shooting me. I was ecstatic that I made it close enough to take careful aim and watched with glee as the shell hit the hanger. Imagin my surprise when the screen called me a traitor for bombing my own hanger.

I am so embarrassed. FORGET THE GRAPE NEHI, GIVE ME A BEER



It made me laugh... If you play enough, it's going to happen occasionally. Hmm, maybe you should write a book about the experience and sell it for $39.95.


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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #200975

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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I'm A TEAM KILLER BY DAVY CROCKETT

While in a good game with... I became a tank and fought vigorsly to the red base of my love.

We met again.

I was ecstatic that I made it close enough to take careful aim and watched with glee as the shell hit the hanger. Imagin my surprise when the screen called me a traitor for bombing my own hanger.

I am so embarrassed. FORGET THE GRAPE NEHI, GIVE ME A BEER


Thank you SSSOOOMMMUCH!
Just please don't refer to me as your red hangar.

BOMB ME!


with love,

AIRBAGGGS
I WAS YOUNGER...

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Hey guys. Ive been away punching trees so I stop yelling at everyone and calm down. Thankfully im better now. So how has everyone been lately. Did those strange brony guys leave? They kinda creeped me out.
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Hey Jack, sry i left the game this morning , got split screens with tank and couldn't get back in the game. Gj out there:) ill take a Sam Adams summer ale.
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BIRDBRAINBESSE wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I'm A TEAM KILLER BY DAVY CROCKETT

While in a good game with... I became a tank and fought vigorsly to the red base of my love.

We met again.

I was ecstatic that I made it close enough to take careful aim and watched with glee as the shell hit the hanger. Imagin my surprise when the screen called me a traitor for bombing my own hanger.

I am so embarrassed. FORGET THE GRAPE NEHI, GIVE ME A BEER


Thank you SSSOOOMMMUCH!
Just please don't refer to me as your red hangar.

BOMB ME!


with love,

AIRBAGGGS


Oh BIRDBRAIN, it's so good to see you here again. I don't know why we ever broke up. You know I've always loved you.
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LET ME PROVIDE THE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT


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Funny as hell, Davy. And, before any feeling feelers get all riled up, ya'd better take a peek at the house rules on page 1.

Davy, I won't lie to you, if I lived in a mud hut and my kids were starving, I'd swim a river too. The problems we have are much more our fault than theirs.


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Oh yeah JACKIPE, you are absolutely right. I like songs that make fun of life and each other. Especially songs that are funny.
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Lately, the food around here has been a little lackluster. It's not lack of ability, nor lack of supply. I think we have just run out of culinary creativity. For that reason, I have decided to hire an executive chef.

The Jolly Roger proudly announces our new chef, Horriblebreast! He may be Horrible, but I can assure you that his food is the opposite!

I highly suggest now that everyone start wearing their stretchy pants, and start planning the diets you are going to have to go on. The food around here is going to the next level, along with our Body Mass Indexes. It's going to be awesome!

Welcome Horrible, and just to get it started, here is your first payment for your operating budget.



Now, let's eat!


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