[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I would like to report two MISFITS for excessive bullying and picking on me. They purposely shoot me down several times. They were not very gentle either. They made me cry. I'm still crying. I'm going to bed crying.

LOL, GOOD GAME MISC AND BZERK

It was a fun game Davy. Total of 1 1/2 hours although we had 4 Misc and I did most of the work. Great game with blob as well always a pleasure to play with and dougsrace was in earlier as well. Had to do some fancy maneuvers to get that last bomb in and right as I was.about to drop my tablet went to power save mode. I was flying with the charger cord, arms caught between the arm rest (short cord) when the cord came loose. One finger push on plug and side way drop on carrier. Always fun to play with you Davy.

OMG! Sorry this is a bit off topic but can someone be banned from the forum for just being annoying? I'm sure you know who I am thinking about
Paleeze!

Good game with Dirt! but i still LOSE!!!!

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: I know exactly who youre talking about lol. That clown Matthew, hes over on the MOM thread posting complete garbage. He has this obsession with Wig i guess.

I noticed you came back. Got your head together I hope.

Attention all [*M]isfit Officers
We will be having a Officers Meeting on Monday July 14th at 9:00pm eastern 8:00pm central 6:00pm pacific
Come to the meeting ready to drink! also I will be having a pig roast... sorry Reck! so come hungry there will be plenty to eat.
Nite [M]isfits..

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Yeah brother, one day at a time.

I got three years. I got a kid too. If I can change anyone can. Stick with it. If you haven't found a squad I'll stick my neck out here for you. The guys here are good people.

Working on it

Hi Misfits
I wanted to make my compliments to Dirt. This guy was alone and has defended its hangars like a lion and made us spit blood for 20 minutes ...
Honor to you, my friend.

Frank Baracca wrote: Hi Misfits
I wanted to make my compliments to Dirt. This guy was alone and has defended its hangars like a lion and made us spit blood for 20 minutes ...
Honor to you, my friend.

Ty Sir, always a good game when flying with you!, thank you for the post.

Congrats Doggs on your 3 years. I have 4 months after 10 years. Its always the same thing, meetings. This time Im paying for it heavy, Im praying God for some healing so I can at work.

Frank Baracca wrote: Hi Misfits
I wanted to make my compliments to Dirt. This guy was alone and has defended its hangars like a lion and made us spit blood for 20 minutes ...
Honor to you, my friend.

Yeah , Dirt done good , he put my arse in a bag several times..lol

UGGGGGGGG. ITS MORNING

UGGGGGGGG ITS MORNING

Pagan I got your pm this morning bro.
I would be more then happy to help you out but I gotta get going to work right now. When I get home I will pm you ok brother,
Maybe we can get in a game together and I can help you with that!
Have a good day Misfits.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: UGGGGGGGG. ITS MORNING

UGGGGGGGG ITS MORNING

ITS EVENING here, time for dinner!

Here is your coffee as requested Sir Davy!

Cue Ball wrote: Congrats Doggs on your 3 years. I have 4 months after 10 years. Its always the same thing, meetings. This time Im paying for it heavy, Im praying God for some healing so I can at work.

Yes meetings help. But in the end for me with stage4 liver chrossis with ascites and hydrothorax lying in a hospital bed waiting for liver that wouldn't make it in time, then being healed miraculously my higher power made himself known as God and my God is Jesus I found only God finally took the actual desire from me. Not just to drink but all the evil things in my soul. Let go let God I know u know tht line. A little slip up on ten years is ok. You'll have no problem getting back on that horse. Thanks , addiction comes straight from hell for those of us that make it out and it is not many, we owe alot our very lives to that higher power whoever whatever it is to each of us. And help the ones stuck where we were. I do my best to remember that everyday. God bless you man. You need an ear im here anytime. And you know your only JOB EVERYDAY IS TO NOT USE. That is the most important thing. You know that.

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote: Good game earlier ghost and ace...my screenshot didn't take. It was great practice fighting against the best in d8s...though we lost, I believe we gained.

It was great fun! I love being out numbered and putting up an iron curtain. Sure we lost but it took 6 of them to get past!! GG dirt, and Voltron. My screen shot didnt work either.

FINALLY !!!
This video shows the proof. Even Davy Crockett has startet as noob.

My dear Mr.WM
You are an evil man. How am I supposed to explain the mess I made reading your post?
Coffee is nice but NOT in the nose, and the whole kitchen is covered in coffee.
Thank you, that post made my day

That landing story is great, I have a funny story about landings.

I once had a student named DICK. He was a great pilot, he could take off, he could fly good, he could do all kinds of acrobatics and fly on instruments.

There was only one thing DICK could not do, AND THAT WAS LAND PROPERLY. (Which is important lol)

One day I told HAWTHORE TOWER (in Los Angeles) that I was going to taxi and park at the end of the runway. I wanted DICK to visually see how the plane came down, then flared, floated a little and touched down. I thought that may help him. I couldn't have been more wrong.

We were at the edge of the threshold only feet from where they touched down, the very first plane started down, I was telling DICK " now watch him flare, watch him flare". The plane kept coming in nose down and plowed into the runway, the plane ended up straight up on its nose right In front of us. They were not injured.

However I never saw DICK again lol

|111th| MissHell wrote: FINALLY !!!
This video shows the proof. Even Davy Crockett has startet as noob.

OMG hey guys I swear I never heard about this woman. And my THANK YOU there ... ... I can explain it.
It was an just misunderstanding, okay? I saw how Mr. Foust did it too so I thought it is a TANK YOU button.

Hey Mr. Grey, but maybe knows Missy how to fix your Ghost-Pix issue.
She's known to be as smart as crazy and really good in such things. I told her that you're waiting for her message but we know that she's not the fastest writer. What not means you did it heard from me.

She really knows it helps my career so she will try her best to write this pm today.
And honestly she still owes me a favor because I lost my xbox because of her.

BTW. THANK YOU MISSHELL, I HATE YOU !!!! WRITE FASTER !!!!!! .
..... jk

Weather[*M]an wrote: Saw this story and thought it to be worth sharing.

The Best Revenge Story Ever. This Man Is A God.

18th June 2014


When a kid ...

... I was lying.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

DAVY SAYS, LOL LOL, that's funny

So you say a mightyand boisterous blast huh, I'm so old and now with all the prostrate tests I've had my farts now go WHOSH WHOSH WHOSH:woohoo:

[m]-Moon- wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

Thank you brother I needed a great laugh! I sat in my work truck cry laughing so hard! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

Best post of the month...WM I have to change my pants...Thx for that rotflmao

[*M]bzerkbzerk wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

I had a hard day today and this post just blew that shi? right out the door. Best post I have read in 2 years.

Hm hm hm hmmm

Well, a long text in English means always it keeps me busy for a while. But your comments aroused my curiosity.
I have to say it was already funny to read it but then I translated it to German..... OMG

Damn, unfortunately I'm too small to make such nice head shots ... hmm but if someone would pic me up ... yeah

Hello Mr. VonHulk it's me, Hannah
What would you think about my idea to form a F.A.R.T Force Team? Yes it is exactly that what you think what it is.
Only we both just you and me. And of course we will work undercover.
Cmon, who would notice a Hulk with a dirty sounding trumpet??? Exactly!!!

Ambassador Porkins reporting for F.A.R.T Force duty...I might have a few saved up...okay, okay, more than a few

Is it me or are the posts getting weirder and weirder

I guess Zuperman didn't like my name.

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: I guess Zuperman didn't like my name.

Wait...I thought a ghosts name would be invisible

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: I guess Zuperman didn't like my name.

Wait...I thought a ghosts name would be invisible

Well it is now! Lol

@ Reckless
Hey dude I hope you don't plan to start spawn farting. That's not allowed only team farting is okay .
We always let them take off before we blow them away. You'll see that works much better.


@ Davy
Why weird? Who deserves it if not the dogs?
Everyone who owns a dog will agree with me.

A funny story about DICK and I also learned something important. Hey guys can someone else train me please. jk

Wow I had no idea you are pilot trainer. Really impressing. I would love to get the chanc to fly a small plane like an cessna.
I bet that feels great.

Hey G.Ghost just saw your post right now.
I've the same issue if my bro wants to play on my iPad and we switched accounts.
Then my name is also always invisible. Try to hit edit then cancel. It always works for me.
And make sure to select this remember password box or you can't upgrade your planes.
( if there is still a need for )

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: I guess Zuperman didn't like my name.

I thought you had changed your name to Marshall of the Royal Misfits

Weather[*M]an wrote: Saw this story and thought it to be worth sharing.

The Best Revenge Story Ever. This Man Is A God.

18th June 2014


When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I'm really tall so it's usually a direct hit.

It's funniest when the kid notices and doesn't know what to do because I'm a giant.

One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk. This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn."

I saunter on over to the aisle in question and see the vile little prick calling his mom an "idiot" for not buying him a huge G.I. JOE The Movie vehicle. "I already bought that one for you and you broke it by throwing it down the stairs" "SHUT UP. I NEED IT. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I DON'T HAVE NOW." The mother was younger than me (I'm mid twenties) and gave a defeated look, "I don't have enough money right now." "YOU ARE AN IDIOT," and continued to just berate and publicly shame this woman.

At the time, I was on a strict Chipotle carnitas burrito diet. And while I was watching all this, my stomach gave me an initial warning gurgle (very courteous stomach) telling me I was about an hour away from punishing the toilet. Serendipity! Destiny!

The kid shouts "F**K YOU, I HATE YOU!" The mom rolls her eyes and turns her back to the kid to ignore him. And could you believe it, the kid gets on his hands and knees and starts taking the toy out of the box. It's go time, mother**ker.

I position my back towards him and at this point am like 2 feet away from him. I bend down to reach for the one of the toys on the lower shelf. At this point, my ass is INCHES away from this kids head.

I'm so close that from a distance it looks like I'm about to sit on him,. My friend sees this happening and can no longer contain himself. He's covering his mouth, but his 'hee-haw' hyperventilating donkey chortle is fairly audible over the late 90's pop muzak playing on the loudspeakers.

The kid immediately looks up towards the laughter, but can't help but notice there is an ass now directly in his face. Now, I'm trying not to laugh but also panicking as I just made eye contact with him. He furls his brow and I look over in the mother's direction, still back towards us. I relish in the moment and the look on this child's confused and naive face.

The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind (so to speak). If I wasn't wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can. I would call it "a very fun fart" (A++ would buy again). However, what immediately followed that out the chamber was truly horrifying. The fart's implication changed without notice and swiftly. It went from a joyous, dry airhorn squeal to a nefarious, hissing mephitis. I think the little moppet noticed the hateful metamorphosis before even I did because he wretched his neck violently trying to get away from the personified evil being fumigated into his soul. Because of his positioning (hovering over the toy, hands and knee), it was all in vain as the only way out was forward...and forward would mean certain death.

In total, it lasted about 4 seconds but for that kid, it must have seemed like time was frozen. The long-term severe brain damage which he no doubt suffered, only added to that effect.

When I finished, there was a silent, pregnant pause. The kid was clearly shocked and stunned. No one had ever stood up to this dwarf sociopath in his whole life. I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.

I make my move first, picking up the toy I was "reaching for" off the low shelf, take a few steps forward and stare at it for a few seconds. The only thing the kid could manage to do was burst into tears. My friend senses danger 'the jig is up' and his head darts for cover. The mom turns around to see her kid with an open toy, crying on the floor and me minding my own business.

She walks up to him and asks what's wrong but the kid can't speak. All he gets out is, "BAWAWAAAWAFARTBAWAWA." It took every fiber in my body not to laugh.

Sensing that his assailant was getting away scot-free, he somehow managed to compose himself for a moment. He shouts, "HE FARTED ON ME!" I was ALMOST around the corner when the mom goes:

"Excuse me....sir....SIR!"

I turn around nonplussed, "Uh...who? Me?" while pointing to myself.

"Yes. Did YOU just FART on my son?"

Weighing my options, I played dumb. "What? I mean, I did fart."

"On my son?"

"Well, I mean, technically speaking...I mean...what is 'on'?"

"Why did you fart on my son?"

At this point the little kid has the look of schadenfreude on his face, happy to see me in trouble. F**k you, I'M A MAN! I WILL FART ON YOU IF I PLEASE! I turn my attention to the little kid and stare at him, "Because the whole store could hear him being a little, rotten asshole to his mother so I thought I'd come over here and treat him like one."

The mom looks at me, her son and the scattered GI JOE/wrappers/box on the floor. The mom is puzzled as to what to do and says, "Just..just go." That's my cue! I turn around, walk away with little extra step. As soon as I turn the corner, I book it outside as fast as I can.

We laugh on the car ride back about the whole scene. With a slight hint of seriousness in his tone, my friend asks me:

"Do you do that a lot?"

"Ahhh, not that much. Like once every 6 months or so."

We both knew I was lying.

That was nothing short of historical... My wife yelled at me because.she was watching tv and I couldn't stop laughing. I had tears in my eyes...