Hannah G wrote:

|111th| MissHell wrote: FINALLY !!!
This video shows the proof. Even Davy Crockett has startet as noob.

OMG hey guys I swear I never heard about this woman. And my THANK YOU there ... ... I can explain it.
It was an just misunderstanding, okay? I saw how Mr. Foust did it too so I thought it is a TANK YOU button.

Hey Mr. Grey, but maybe knows Missy how to fix your Ghost-Pix issue.
She's known to be as smart as crazy and really good in such things. I told her that you're waiting for her message but we know that she's not the fastest writer. What not means you did it heard from me.

She really knows it helps my career so she will try her best to write this pm today.
And honestly she still owes me a favor because I lost my xbox because of her.

BTW. THANK YOU MISSHELL, I HATE YOU !!!! WRITE FASTER !!!!!! .
..... jk

Weather[*M]an wrote: Saw this story and thought it to be worth sharing.

The Best Revenge Story Ever. This Man Is A God.

18th June 2014


When a kid ...

... I was lying.

The cannon might want to be part of this fart force...a few green peppers and onions and we're golden

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

DAVY SAYS, LOL LOL, that's funny

So you say a mightyand boisterous blast huh, I'm so old and now with all the prostrate tests I've had my farts now go WHOSH WHOSH WHOSH:woohoo:

[m]-Moon- wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

Thank you brother I needed a great laugh! I sat in my work truck cry laughing so hard! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

Best post of the month...WM I have to change my pants...Thx for that rotflmao

[*M]bzerkbzerk wrote:

Weather[*M]an wrote: When a kid ... .

. ... I was lying.

I had a hard day today and this post just blew that shi? right out the door. Best post I have read in 2 years.

Hm hm hm hmmm

Well, a long text in English means always it keeps me busy for a while. But your comments aroused my curiosity.
I have to say it was already funny to read it but then I translated it to German..... OMG

Damn, unfortunately I'm too small to make such nice head shots ... hmm but if someone would pic me up ... yeah

Hello Mr. VonHulk it's me, Hannah
What would you think about my idea to form a F.A.R.T Force Team? Yes it is exactly that what you think what it is.
Only we both just you and me. And of course we will work undercover.
Cmon, who would notice a Hulk with a dirty sounding trumpet??? Exactly!!!

Maybe we could go one more step and call it the S.H.A.R.T squad??

[m]Flatline wrote: Maybe we could go one more step and call it the S.H.A.R.T squad??

Now that I'm down with LMAO!!!!!

One of my best games ever.

If you don't
> laugh hysterically at
> this,...CHECK YOUR PULSE....this is funny.....and true.
>  This was sent by
> a retired dentist.
>
>
>
>  We have the standard 6   ft. fence in the
> backyard, and a few
> months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing
>  dramatically in the
> entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got
> an electric fence
> and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.
>
>
>
> Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply
> had, made for 26
> miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and
> drove it 7.5 feet
> into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more
> you have in the
> ground, the better the fence works.
>
>
>
> One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo
> Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push
> mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I
> knew for a fact
> that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the
> wire and reached
> down to grab it, to throw it out of the way.
>
>
>
> It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it
> after all.
>
>
>
> Now I'm standing there, I've got the running
> lawnmower in my right hand and the
> 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind
> the charger is about
> the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside
> down cow on fire on
> the cover.
>
>
>
> Time stood still.
>
>
>
> The first thing I notice is my p*cker trying to climb up
> the front side of my
> body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the
> lawnmower ignition firing
> in the backside of my brain.. Every time that Briggs &
> Stratton rolled
> over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at
> one with the
> engine.
>
>
>
> It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of sh*t
> lawnmower were
> fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.
>
>
>
> Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same
> time. I beg to differ.
> Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied
> 3 different times in
> less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel
> movement, where time
> is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM
> BAM BAM you just crap your
> pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between
> but in reality it
> was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big
> block Chevy turning
> 8 grand.
>
>
>
> At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds)
> into holding onto the
> fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so
> I can't let go. I
> grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences ...
> but Dad always had
> those piece of shit chargers made by International or
> whoever that were like 9
> volts and just kinda tickled.
>
>
>
> This one I could not let go of.. The 8 foot long ground rod
> is now accepting
> signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river
> bottom soil. At this
> point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up
> and take it, until the
> lawnmower runs out of gas.
>
>
>
> 'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the
> tank!
>
>
>
> Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled
> into a loping run
> pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in
> it. Covered in
> poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh
> God please die ....
> Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough
> lumpy cam idle nicely and
> remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting
> for the go command
> from its owner's right foot.
>
>
>
> So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80%
> humidity, standing in my
> own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me
> that day .... he left
> me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery
> my own stupidity had
> created.
>
>
>
> I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire
> ...
>
> I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower
> was beside me, out of
> gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned.
>
>
>
> There were two large dead grass spots where I had been
> standing, and then
> another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while
> I was on the ground
> still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure
> and in the resulting
> thrashing had somehow let go of the wire.
>
>
>
> Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a
> few things:
>
>
>
> 1- Three of my teeth seem to have melted.
>
>
>
> 2- I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right
> butt cheek (not the
> left, just the right).
>
>
>
> 3- Sh*t, piss, and vomit when all mixed together, do not
> smell as bad as you
> might think.
>
>
>
> 4- My left eye will not open.
>
>
>
> 5- My right eye will not close.
>
>
>
> 6- The lawnmower runs like a sumb*tch now. Seriously! I
> think our little
> session cleared out some carbon fouling or something,
> because it was better
> than new after that.
>
>
>
> 7- My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are
> almost a foot long.
>
>
>
> 8- I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while
> thinking of the
> number 4 (still don't understand this???).
>
>
>
> That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for
> things. I
> appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple
> check to make sure
> the fence is unplugged before I mow.
>
>
>
> The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over
> the fence, I can
> clearly visualize what my security system will do to him,
> and THAT gives me a
> warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to
> triple check before I
> mow.
>
This was a story my mom and dad emailed to me and thought I would share it w u bunch of BASTERD MISFITS... The first couple of times I read this out loud I had a hard time finishing. I.had tears in my eyes..

I agree to the rules on page 1. I will follow them. Thanks for letting me in!

I would like to thank Dirt for taking pitty on my bullet catching butt, and seeing that I was 1vs 4(I think, maybe 5). He made the jump to help me out (or to have more of a challange). So at one point I think it was 2vs5, then Whiskers dropped in, made a great shot from his tank. Reds were out raged (blood thirsty for revenge) and life looked as if it was going to end for us three, then........ Like some super hero for DC/Mavel comics!!!!!!! In bust Mike aka. "BIG BOOM BOOM" shooting high, shooting low! One at a time reds dropped out of the game, leaving Trey solo till the very end......(bummer deal for Trey), however not one tear was shed, as he fought like a true warrior till the very end!

PREDATOR LEGACY wrote: I agree to the rules on page 1. I will follow them. Thanks for letting me in!

Welcome Predator, Good to see you. Always a pleasure to see you in a game.

YEMX wrote: I would like to thank Dirt for taking pitty on my bullet catching butt, and seeing that I was 1vs 4(I think, maybe 5). He made the jump to help me out (or to have more of a challange). So at one point I think it was 2vs5, then Whiskers dropped in, made a great shot from his tank. Reds were out raged (blood thirsty for revenge) and life looked as if it was going to end for us three, then........ Like some super hero for DC/Mavel comics!!!!!!! In bust Mike aka. "BIG BOOM BOOM" shooting high, shooting low! One at a time reds dropped out of the game, leaving Trey solo till the very end......(bummer deal for Trey), however not one tear was shed, as he fought like a true warrior till the very end!

Great game YEMX! Those d8s are a challenge

Great game with birdie!

HELLO MISFITS, MY NAME IS SCHWEDDY KUGLEN...I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOME THING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS, A GUY NAMED MOON, SO I JUMPED IN THIS GAME AND TO MY SURPRISE IT WAS ALL OF US AGINST HIM, BEFOR I SWITCHED, I FIGURED I WOULD GIVE HIM A HAND AND I SWITCHED TO HELP HIM DUDE IS A FRIGGIN WARRIOR...OMG HE TOOK ALL OF US INCLUDING ME BEFOR I SWITCHED, TOOK A SCREEN SHOT..HE WAS DOING GOOD BUT I COULDNT SEE HIM GO DOWN ALL BY HIMSELF, NEVER COMPLAINED ONCE ABOUT BEING OUTNUMBERED ,NEVER ASKED FOR HELP, THATS WHY I WANT TO BECOME A MISFIT TO...WELL HE ASKED ME TO DROP BY AND SAY HELLO..TY SCHWEDDY!!!!

HOPE TO SEE AND FLY WITH YOU AGAIN MOON!!!

Had same good games with Sir Crockett. Got my big M too

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

PREDATOR LEGACY wrote: I agree to the rules on page 1. I will follow them. Thanks for letting me in!

Welcome Predator, Good to see you. Always a pleasure to see you in a game.

PREDATOR just got me three time in a great game.

Had plenty of MOMs, LEE AND BUCK and KASEY, all were great

I was real impresses with EAGLE 20, stayed with me the entire time.

Great game PREDATOR and Congratulations. Sorry I had to leave, my wife was very upset lol.

Pretty quick game with low card...he needed this after his previous game.

Um.... I Um... B O O M








HILK SMASH!!!

SchweddyKüglen wrote:

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HELLO MISFITS, MY NAME IS SCHWEDDY KUGLEN...I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOME THING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS, A GUY NAMED MOON, SO I JUMPED IN THIS GAME AND TO MY SURPRISE IT WAS ALL OF US AGINST HIM, BEFOR I SWITCHED, I FIGURED I WOULD GIVE HIM A HAND AND I SWITCHED TO HELP HIM DUDE IS A FRIGGIN WARRIOR...OMG HE TOOK ALL OF US INCLUDING ME BEFOR I SWITCHED, TOOK A SCREEN SHOT..HE WAS DOING GOOD BUT I COULDNT SEE HIM GO DOWN ALL BY HIMSELF, NEVER COMPLAINED ONCE ABOUT BEING OUTNUMBERED ,NEVER ASKED FOR HELP, THATS WHY I WANT TO BECOME A MISFIT TO...WELL HE ASKED ME TO DROP BY AND SAY HELLO..TY SCHWEDDY!!!!

He's lying! I'm no that good I just don't compain........ to much that is

Found this beautiful dirty horse.

Hey guys.

Its me Kestrel.
Just for those that dont know.

I have been getting the feeling everyone here except 1 or 2 guys absolutely hate me now. I really dont understand why to be honest. I know many of yall are ticked at me, and I can accept that. I still look at many of yall as brothers and sisters, and hate to know im hated now. If u are sore at me in any way can u please pm me so we can talk it out? I dont expect everyone to be happy with me, but I do miss knowing I had friends here.

Thanks for ur time,
tKestrel AKA
Dark Mercenary

Blä Blüe vsmaeday

SchweddyKüglen wrote: HOPE TO SEE AND FLY WITH YOU AGAIN MOON!!!

Likewise my friend it was a good hard fight just the right kind! Can't wait to see you in the air again!

Dang Doggs, thanks for sharing that, especially your faith in Christ. Hes always been there and I always landed on top. When you walk the talk wonderful things happen. The problem is, despite my belief and faith, I find it so difficult to find joy. Maybe theres brain damage, I dont know. What I do know is I have never lost hope. I got a little teary when I heard how God healed you and restored you. Thanks for the invitation to talk, you'll probably get a pm from me when my mind is clear. Thanks brother.

YEMX wrote: I would like to thank Dirt for taking pitty on my bullet catching butt, and seeing that I was 1vs 4(I think, maybe 5). He made the jump to help me out (or to have more of a challange). So at one point I think it was 2vs5, then Whiskers dropped in, made a great shot from his tank. Reds were out raged (blood thirsty for revenge) and life looked as if it was going to end for us three, then........ Like some super hero for DC/Mavel comics!!!!!!! In bust Mike aka. "BIG BOOM BOOM" shooting high, shooting low! One at a time reds dropped out of the game, leaving Trey solo till the very end......(bummer deal for Trey), however not one tear was shed, as he fought like a true warrior till the very end!

Always a pleasure sir, you have switched for me before. Hate to see a good man outnumbered, ty

Dirt my brother had to step in there last night couldn't let that crap go bro.doing my job as the sheepdog.

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS AND OLD FUCKING PUSSIES IN THIS SQUAD HUH

That will make your life a living hell in this game.

Good game, but we were out numbered

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Shut ur fucking mouth you goofy motherfucker lol fuck your punk ass squad.

Really?

Moderator please remove post by rat tat tat. He doesn't even deserve a mention.

Thank you MISFITS for such a good squadron and a very fun thread which is pretty much DRAMA FREE

You are all great!!!!!!


P.s. Please don't respond to this cretin, that's what he wants you to do.

JUST DELETE HIS POST AS FAST AS THEY ARE POSTED.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Moderator please remove post by rat tat tat. He doesn't even deserve a mention.

Thank you MISFITS for such a good squadron and a very fun thread which is pretty much DRAMA FREE

You are all great!!!!!!

Shut your mouth you ............ Huh! What! Where am I???!!!!! Oh phew!!!!!! Had a dream I was someone else !!!! What a nightmare!!!!!!!! I agree with Davy! Need that cup of joe Brother?

I don't want to delete them. I want everyone in this community to see what kind of idiot we have here