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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 7 months ago #218782

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OK CAN I HAVE SOME VODKA TRYIN TO BE A DRUNK PIOLET :silly: :blink: :sick: :evil: :whistle: :pinch:





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Sorry bub, all car keys and airplane keys stay with me until you can walk that line amd don't smell like a bar rag. I clip them here on my belt, right next to my holster.

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Hey Davey is it Ture your voting for Obama this year? ;-)
I could care....But I dont

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Hey DR. DAVE, it was great seeing you in game again. We need to see you more often.

I can't answer your question in here because the last time I started talking politics MANFRED AND JACPIPE had me thrown out. They were very mean about it also. They hurt me and probed me, it was horrible, they thought it was all funny, then they broke out a wire brush and gave me a sponge bath.

I'm still crying, please can I have a grape nehi.






sorry for the one cuss word but this is sooooooo funny it's worth it, you will get a laugh.
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[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hey DR. DAVE, it was great seeing you in game again. We need to see you more often.

I can't answer your question in here because the last time I started talking politics MANFRED AND JACPIPE had me thrown out. They were very mean about it also. They hurt me and probed me, it was horrible, they thought it was all funny, then they broke out a wire brush and gave me a sponge bath.

I'm still crying, please can I have a grape nehi.






sorry for the one cuss word but this is sooooooo funny it's worth it, you will get a laugh.


Grape nehi? Isn't that what radar drank in M.A.S.H. ??? Lol your too much Davy!

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[M]oon wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hey DR. DAVE, it was great seeing you in game again. We need to see you more often.

I can't answer your question in here because the last time I started talking politics MANFRED AND JACPIPE had me thrown out. They were very mean about it also. They hurt me and probed me, it was horrible, they thought it was all funny, then they broke out a wire brush and gave me a sponge bath.

I'm still crying, please can I have a grape nehi.






sorry for the one cuss word but this is sooooooo funny it's worth it, you will get a laugh.


Grape nehi? Isn't that what radar drank in M.A.S.H. ??? Lol your too much Davy!



Why by golly it was, lol :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Better later than never!
Fresh out of the kitchen Mr. Crockett!! :)
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Had a great night playing, so the next round is on me.....no I don't mean body shots. Lol
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Oooo, that's not a good swing thought!

Welcome back! I told the sailors at the pool table that their next bottle of Royal Salute is on you.

Whattaguy!!

Nice to see you back.
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Jacob10000 wrote: Had a great night playing, so the next round is on me.....no I don't mean body shots. Lol

Just don't shoot me too much ;)
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[M]oon wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: Hey DR. DAVE, it was great seeing you in game again. We need to see you more often.

I can't answer your question in here because the last time I started talking politics MANFRED AND JACPIPE had me thrown out. They were very mean about it also. They hurt me and probed me, it was horrible, they thought it was all funny, then they broke out a wire brush and gave me a sponge bath.

I'm still crying, please can I have a grape nehi.






sorry for the one cuss word but this is sooooooo funny it's worth it, you will get a laugh.


Grape nehi? Isn't that what radar drank in M.A.S.H. ??? Lol your too much Davy!



Why by golly it was, lol :woohoo: :woohoo:



You gotta love a good dose of M*A*S*H, one of my all-time favourite shows. I base my entire wardrobe on Clinger's outfits from series 3-8!
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I'm here for my birthday treat !!!!


Even though I don't play dogfight anymore.... I still celebrate my birthday!!



Give me your specials ... With some coke. ..


Just like an year earlier when came here on this same day for my bday treat. ...


Cmon ! Ms tink ...

I dunno if u r online anymore ...


If u are ...

I'd like that good old English tea of yours ... :)


@manfred ... Give me your best non alcoholic drink ...


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MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF

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Happy b-day
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Best non-alcoholic drink around here is the oreo milkshake. Unless you'd prefer a breakfast smoothie. Here's a shake with a candle, Happy Birthday!
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Kamikaze King wrote: You gotta love a good dose of M*A*S*H, one of my all-time favourite shows. I base my entire wardrobe on Clinger's outfits from series 3-8!


Here you are, sir.
- Seems to me I've seen that Spam before.
But it's warm now.
- Got the stove set up?
Kept it under my arm.
- Pass.
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Nice job here Manfred! Business is booming! I hope everyone is doing well.


Contact The Jolly Roger at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
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Not bad for a Sunday night! Can't wait til daylight savings. That extra hour is huge!

I smell Monday morning breakfast sausages. Jason, Davy, you don't have to leave, but please have these. Not shots... mouthwash.

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Manfred! May I get one of these! Also it looks like a sign that you need to join the Misfits!

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hello all patrons of the jolly roger! sorry the kitchen was cold for so long. i was off in the jungle finding some twigs and flavorful leaves. i also found a popcorn machine. the only real question now is, do you want regular, or caramel corn?


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!

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Hey everyone of the J.R. I just wanted to apologize for the crash landing in yalls drive way. I was hit by AAA shells and lost my left wing before spinning into the ground, right next to a line of D7s. Ill fix the crater I left and the debris from the crash.

While im here, yall have something sweet that has a low alcohol content? Im kinda parched from the 3 hour flight
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The JR itself is structurally sound, trust us, but all of our patrons know the risks and implications of parking their property in an active warzone. Anything outside that door is free game, I'm afraid. Anyone smart would have insurance. (we do)

We have some 1.2% ABV cider, I'll get you a tall one.
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That sounds real nice. Something just to taste :) thank you. I left a nice $10 tip on the table for ya for the nice service.

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did someone mention tips?

Bar is OPEN. Wednesdays are kind of a slow happy hour, but maybe we can pack it in tonight. Half off drinks for Jolly Roger noobs, and soft drinks are free. I smell some bbq in the back. Hey who parked in my space? Get that triplane outta here and in a proper tie down - those things are like kites even in a soft breeze.

Luna did you catch any of that big surf?

Please pass around the Well Wishes jar for Mindy and James of Wolf Pack.

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It was nice seeing you in the air Manfred.
Got disconnected by a phone call and couldn't find you again.
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly

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I've been getting server errors and disconnects since I started playing again. Nice to see that some things don't change.

How about a nice Aquavit?

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Hey, curious, do yall have a tank firing range near by? My tank skills suck lol, and I need to get some practice rounds in before flying and getting my tail handed to me again.

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Our tank firing range is indoors. Access is from garage level 6. Magazines out, slides back, and hatches open until you are in the range and past the firing line. Don't mess with the rangemaster - he shoots cruise missiles and has a bad temper.

Good luck down there. Bit of advice, stay south along the firing line, as battleship guns are on the north end. Or at least double up on the ear plugs.

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Can't always take your tips when your not here Manfred!
So ill just take a "thulsa special" triple shots :\ Rough day.
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Perfect image. I'm a little off-theme with oreo milkshakes. How about cappuccino shakes with brandy extract and a touch of cinnamon?
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Apologies, we're not used to customers with class. Err, I mean, so much class.
Coming right up!
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