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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #207813

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The real world sure has been a square, full on kick to the twig and berries! Glad to be back amongst the pilots! Serve me up a pitcher of Shiner and reload it until I pass out...




RIP CRAZYWOLF
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I'll join you with those pitchers of Shiner. Maybe we can get Horrible to make us a stack of pizzas too.


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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208122

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FOX#1 [BB] wrote: 3
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Here it is "Update?"
It's been a long time in the making.
Hope you enjoy it :)

Please leave a reply. :cheer:
Update:



Good job Fox
I could care....But I dont
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208126

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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208278

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G'morning all. Maybe too early to run the tap, but maybe some virgin bloody mary's? I was up before dawn (hey isn't that a song), came out to the flying field as the gigantic moon was setting, and had my first flight before the sun poked up over the distant mountains. 65F, still air, just me and a couple of crows. One more flight and I'll head over to the stables.

Milkshake anyone?
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208289

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Hi M. I could take moonshine with lemon and ice. I mean, if you still have my special bottle behind the counter.

I had a couple of rough landings yesterday, so I need something to calm down my nerves. If there is something from Steve 'N' Seagulls in your jukebox, please play it. Maybe Thundersruck.
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208300

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[NLR] Octavia wrote: Ooh, didn't know this game had a bar!

I'll have a Coke please. Not too much ice, I hate it when places fill 3/4ths of it with ice and call it a drink haha!

Wow!! Octavia is still around!! Wow, im speechless. Ive been here over 2 years now and never even seen u here. Good camouflage lol.
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208312

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onsekone wrote: Hi M. I could take moonshine with lemon and ice. I mean, if you still have my special bottle behind the counter.

I had a couple of rough landings yesterday, so I need something to calm down my nerves. If there is something from Steve 'N' Seagulls in your jukebox, please play it. Maybe Thundersruck.

Your bottle has sat for a while. Please be advised, and you should know this already, these things must be used regularly. Kind of like a car with older gaskets. You don't pour for months, and it freezes up kind of like a rusted gas cap. In fact, it is exactly lile a rusted gas cap. Plus there's the separated... residue. And I can't shake the bottle, at least not without my bomb protection gear.

That said, I was able to crack the top open with some large jaw pliers, and poured through an old window screen. Should be fine now. Keep away from the other patron with the cigarette or you'll lose those eyebrows again.

Manny
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[NLR] Octavia wrote: Ooh, didn't know this game had a bar!

I'll have a Coke please. Not too much ice, I hate it when places fill 3/4ths of it with ice and call it a drink haha!

Wow!! Octavia is still around!! Wow, im speechless. Ive been here over 2 years now and never even seen u here. Good camouflage lol.

I thought Luna was the one in camo :P

Octavia, welcome to the bar. Enjoy your coke, and we never over ice. In fact, we can serve in a cold mug that requires lab gloves to handle. Will that do?

Kes, mind if we use a little of your vanilla extract? Jacko's got gallons of these little bottlea.

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Hello all thought id stop by, octavia first time ive seen you on the forum, lol you must have some good camo and nice name
And ill have a pepsi ;)

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Manfred wrote:

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[NLR] Octavia wrote: Ooh, didn't know this game had a bar!

I'll have a Coke please. Not too much ice, I hate it when places fill 3/4ths of it with ice and call it a drink haha!

Wow!! Octavia is still around!! Wow, im speechless. Ive been here over 2 years now and never even seen u here. Good camouflage lol.

I thought Luna was the one in camo :P

Octavia, welcome to the bar. Enjoy your coke, and we never over ice. In fact, we can serve in a cold mug that requires lab gloves to handle. Will that do?

Kes, mind if we use a little of your vanilla extract? Jacko's got gallons of these little bottlea.

M

not at all man. Have at it. Im actually more in the mood for some apple cider today. Yall mind if I have a glass.
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208365

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Hot or cold? What am I sayin, it's a bit sunny here. Cold, concentrated, ahhhh.

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I'd like a cold American beer,
Hamburger with cheese pickles BBQ sauce and ketchup,
Fries,
Mashpotatoes,
Hot fudge Sunday.
Please. :)

Oh...
And hold the Sunday, potatoes, fries, hamburger. :P
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208412

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Can I get a Strawberry Daqury in here? ;)
Also a game of pool if anyone wants to play! :woohoo:
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!! :lol:(I'm the fat cat)
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IN YOUR OVEN OR ON YOUR SIX!

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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208706

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Another picture for the wall. RIP.



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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208783

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Hellow from jacklpe island. Jack man that ks for the stay on the island I'm not ready to come back so I'm gonna stay for a bit longer if it's alright. I have gotten very good at spear fishing and it's great fun. Wish hb was around because I'm not much of a cook and manfred would be nice to sever me a drink but in afraid it would mess up th solitude of the place. One more thing I found your cashe of rum and I'm afraid I had a go at it so my might need to put it on my tab and send some more.


Man sad that one of my favorite actors died.
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Jason, I'm delivering some bottles of russian cola to go with the rum, via drone copter of course. No worries, it won't interrupt the serenity. Hardly can hear the new motors. Also including some cans of sardines. I like 'em for snacks with crackers. Oh yeah, some crackers too. Enjoy.
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PS RIP Robin Williams
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Whats a sad drink, i need one :(
R.I.P.
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Let's have a non-alcoholic round in honor of Robin Williams. A great entertainer, equally good at his gift in whatever mode of his life, whether sober or struggling. He battled a lot of substance abuse, and whether that caused loneliness or was the result, no one really knows. If you know someone who feels lonely, reach out; and if you are alone yourself, well the answer is the same, reach out. Which by the way is not unlike the theme of this armored safehouse we call the Jolly Roger.

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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #208819

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i'll raise a glass of ginger ale for the man. robin williams was awesome. it's a shame he left too early.


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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Ill keep it short an simple.
-A good actor, a greater man
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A coke for all the guys over at A.A.&S.A. :)
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Hiya Manny! Slide a G&T (Bomaby Saphire, please) down, extra lime. Tell that old codger hat runs this joint I says hey.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Don't even bother putting your hand out, I will lag it down to you with the precision of an Olympic Curler.

Nice to see your face, errr, good to have you back! Boss will be glad you're in town. I imagine the mission, errr, trip, was successful, errr, enjoyable.

On the house.

M
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Manfred, I think u said to much man!

Lol jk. PH, where in the bloody hell have u been. I havent seen ur feathered head around in a while. Hope life is treating u good my man!

Whatever PH ordered, put it on my tab. As long as it dont go over 55k. Thats all I got lol. Im no longer a df millionaire.
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It's always nice coming to the jolly Rodger. I will take a grape NEHI, awwww wait a minute, it's been a tough day, I think I will have a beer tonight . Please allow me to provide the entertainment

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As always, I click 'play' with a little trepidation. Hilarious! I MUST learn to play this on my ukulele.

Oh and one Nehi coming right up.

Manfred
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Manfred wrote: Don't even bother putting your hand out, I will lag it down to you with the precision of an Olympic Curler.

Nice to see your face, errr, good to have you back! Boss will be glad you're in town. I imagine the mission, errr, trip, was successful, errr, enjoyable.

On the house.

M


The storeroom is full again, Manny! I brought you another Cuban this time... and she's a really cutie!!!

Thanks Kes. It's good to be back. Who's that big ugly feller with a coon skin hat sitting on my stool? Give another nehi on me and tell him to move!
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Hey PARROT, I was gonna report you to the moderator for calling me big and ugly. I have feelings to you know. I'm now crying my eyes out. You've been gone for months and the first thing you do is to call me big and ugly.

I thought you loved me. I'm going to move alright, I'm gonna go use the restroom, I've refrained from using the restroom out of respect for the management because they have to de sanitize the entire place after I get done. This will teach you to call me big and ugly. :woohoo: :woohoo:

So here goes and I'm leaving the door open, p.s. I'm taking my NEHI with me. :woohoo: :woohoo:
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