horriblebreast wrote: anything for the doom! one order of pork chops with a side of applesauce coming your way.


i think yours is the first active order i have taken. usually i get the food out a couple hours after the customer has already left....so feel special lol

You called me?

Where's the bartender with my whisky? I want it in a jar

Chopper 15 wrote:
Where's the bartender with my whisky? I want it in a jar

quick! someone go put whiskey in the jar-o on the jukebox. the thin lizzy version please.

horriblebreast wrote: quick! someone go put whiskey in the jar-o on the jukebox. the thin lizzy version please.

Ahh cut me some slack man, aren't the pork chops burning?

I tried but couldn't quite get the Jolly Roger in this photo... I'll try next time.

Woah rez!!!! Awesome banner dude!!! Thats a rather new style, but man u aced it

Did someone request this

Hey! It's the Good Lady Doom! Grab a stool and come and stare at Joe!

Hey all, haven't been flying lately because I get to frustrated with the game. I do keep checking back once in awhile just to see if there have been improvements. Someday... maybe.

But, I have been getting my fix on a new game called Battle Supremacy (Apple devices only, sorry Android and Windows users). It's a online tank battle game and pretty cool if you ask me. I'm GMoney in the game so if you're on, say hi! I'm not plugging the game, just really having fun playing it.

But again, I'll keep checking back on DF to see if it's playable for me. Until then, take care!

Cheers!

Good afternoon

So, apparently the building on the bridge has something to do with alien lifeforms... interesting. Then the blinking lights and neon lighted bridge is a signal to another planet perhaps? Jolly good!

can i get a bloody mary of here?

An excerpt from "Shot Down!!!":


“Relax and follow” says 'GooRue' (the leader of your new squadron 'The Delta 9 High Flyerz') You all take off from South base and follow in line as they turf their way between trees; wing tips seemingly skimming the ground. They hug the terrain as they head up and over the hills and drop to the surface of the western lake. The allied carrier is making it’s lazy turns in the distance. The squad heads for the Jolly Roger and buzzes the place so low you’re sure the bottles are rattling on the shelves. "Let that shiver your timbers, Jackaroe, Ya ole' pirate!" They then sweep under the bridge and deftly pull up, around and through the structure following the road way. Your knuckles are locked as you desperately hang on, following as they calmly circle the bridge footings and fly between the upper supports. As they break off from the bridge you can see them curiously glancing back to see if you’re still there, then continue on in an insane tightly contoured flight path. (And they call themselves the "High" Flyerz?!!!)

McFate wrote:
Any writers or critics in the house? Please drop by:

"Shot Down!!!" A dogfight "choice" adventure story

It's a work in progress and everyone is invited.

I'm seeking contributions for story lines to add to my prompt.
Names must be ficticious and please do not be mean either in the story line or as a critic.

I'll pay bar tabs at the JR for any contributors.

Thank you kindly in advance.


I'm also looking for pertinent screenshots and links to other parts of the forum. Please post to the "Shot Down!!!" thread or to me in a PM.



Here is the link:
"Shot Down!!! A dogfight 'choice" adventure story

I need a drink after this game!
Man give me the usual and maybe a peanut butter banana milkshake as well. Let me know when its ready, I think ill skip the pool and just go sit in the lounge area for now. I need a rest...

I'll give a really nice tip to whoever can make me a good root beer float. I LOVE those things but the local diner is terrible at making 'em!

Speaking of nice tips, is this a less-than-minimum-wage kind of place? I work as a carhop at a drive-in, and tips make or break the bank!

I'm all about the tips! Henry Weinhard root beer, a rich Ben & Jerry's french vanilla, in the optimal ratio.

Minimum schwinimum. Jacko knows that if he underpays us, we walk. If he overpays us, profit suffers. So with his keen sense of the job market, he gives us a fair wage for what value we bring to the business. So we work for basically nuthin' lol.

Well, then there are the tips, plus last year he made a killing on... other trades... and he cut us in on a few... shares of profit. So now we're lifers here

Seriously, tip jobs are tough. Sometimes it feels like unnecessary kissing up, but it does give one a keen sense of The Customer.

Manfred

Manny better make it a double of your strongest

Your better double that double !!!

That'd be a quad. One (large) shot of quadrotriticale coming right up!

Does the jr have any other travel destinations? Maybe something on the coast of Canada? A little hunting lodge surrounded by pines? With a private boat ramp and all the hunting a guy could handle. If so when can I leave?

Hey folks! Thought I'd pop in between games and have me a Southern Comfort. Pour me a pint and stick one of them umbrella thingies in it, please! Next round is on me, folks, get your orders in!

[NLR] Octavia wrote: I'll give a really nice tip to whoever can make me a good root beer float. I LOVE those things but the local diner is terrible at making 'em!

Speaking of nice tips, is this a less-than-minimum-wage kind of place? I work as a carhop at a drive-in, and tips make or break the bank!

That's what we report. In reality, we pay in gold bullion.

Jasonmc wrote: Does the jr have any other travel destinations? Maybe something on the coast of Canada? A little hunting lodge surrounded by pines? With a private boat ramp and all the hunting a guy could handle. If so when can I leave?

Jason, all of our current properties are in areas that are close to main shipping lanes, yet aren't easily noticed. Coastal Canada sounds good though... We would just need to find an area in a hidden cove or something with very deep water. I'll be glad to pick something like that up, so if you want to look around and tell me if anything like that is out there, that would be helpful.

Jack Daniels on the rocks please....

A 24oz Guinness, and your STRONGEST scotch please!

Hey manny, hit me up with some good old vanilla coke, chilled in a glass bottle please this is a special occasion for Iffinally have my own thread lol. Tonight, we party J.R Style!!

Oooh!

I go my first, very own "troll thread" today!

What sort of drink would you recommend for this notable occasion?

Jack, my friend, it has been altogether too long since your wooden barstools graced my behind.

I aim to have a thread made about me. I've been fed up with Boudicca since she was cit cat, and expected me to believe she wasn't Sam, even though the screenshots showed Sam as the only player on the team. Sneaking a few times should do it, eh?

Manny, can I get strawberry malt? I feel like something fresh.

I stopped at the JR in-game the other day.... A nice location. Riverfront traffic must be good, eh?

Labor Day 's coming to an end fellas, make your drinks count and don't push the threshold -- you've got work tomorrow! I'll be here all night to make sure you get home nice and ready.

Here are some zombies served in tin goblets for the trolls among you. And that is all we'll say in here about any drama.

What happens outside the J.R. stays outside the J.R. Or is it inside/inside? Ah, it's both.

I hope everyone had a killer long weekend. Any good stories? That won't land someone in jail?

Manfred

I believe I need something to drink something strong something only borderline legal something you can only find in Mexico and it has to be something that you could find without telling the wife. something stronge enough it will not eat through the glass bottle just makes it kind of Soft. Oh, and can I have one of those little umbrella thingys in my drink too, with a cherry