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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 1 month ago #222530

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Thought you guys might like to try this so I popped a few cases in the fridge for you!

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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 1 month ago #222534

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I snuck out of the house.
Please keep the ladies away.
I can't go home with lipstick on my collar again.
The Veterans at our home have been teaching Judy skeet shooting. And she's good.

Coffee please. Extra caffeine in case I have to run skip away from her quickly.

Thanks.

The monkey IS cute, though.
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Im back for more. I couldnt stay away for long lol. Yall have some good drinks and better service. Ill have a drink, but surprise me, and please dont give me something that would leave me passed out on the floor lol. ;)

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Manfred wrote: Our tank firing range is indoors. Access is from garage level 6. Magazines out, slides back, and hatches open until you are in the range and past the firing line. Don't mess with the rangemaster - he shoots cruise missiles and has a bad temper.

Good luck down there. Bit of advice, stay south along the firing line, as battleship guns are on the north end. Or at least double up on the ear plugs.

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Wait, yall have a tank range.... UNDERGROUND!?!?! :ohmy: I know where im staying tonight! Time to master the tank :evil:

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The cooler months call for a hot apple cider spiced with cinnamon. You look a little young for the whiskey spike, so I'll leave that out. Welcome. Darts are in back, careful of the guy in camo, only play him if you can out-hustle a pro. Is your tetanus shot up to date?

Paul, we generally can keep the groupies out, but do yourself a favor and come incognito. I'll keep the coffee flowing.

Everyone have a good weekend? No? Then have a better week! Bend your barkeep's ear but geez let's hear some Positive stories already. "Ma pickup's broken down, the dog lost his leg, and ma girlfriend ran off with the amway salesman..."

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You did not take them. He left them with you and did not return. As he has a debt to you, you may sell the bags or keep as your own, until he comes one fay with cash to pay you.

Would you like a refill?

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Its been a while since I dropped by here... Coffee please, the strongest one available...

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Doggy Dix wrote: no one is here for the moment of the staff so you can take as much as you want from Nescafe jar
warm water found in the tap water if you flush a really long time ...
I guard only place they have had problems with raccoons last week


There should be a pot of Pedrinho's finest Brazilian blend in my office... I'll get you a cup.


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We have missed you jack!!!!
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tonight should be a busy night here. i'll need to get a cauldron bubbling soon. what shall our party games be? pin the raccoontail on davy?


i'll offer a mummy brains pasta for lunch...then for dinner we could do bats on the barby or something seasonal like that. ha!


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!

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The Jolly Roger! 8 years 1 month ago #223494

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I hope boss doesn't mind my choice of costume this year.

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This place still needs some girls in here. Its getting a reputation of being some kind of "funny" mens club.
I could care....But I dont

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What im trying to say is ether get some girlies in here or open the closet door...
I could care....But I dont

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Dr Dave wrote: This place still needs some girls in here. Its getting a reputation of being some kind of "funny" mens club.


DAVY says, yeah I agree DR. DAVE, this is becoming a "funny place", I mean it's true that MANFRED AND JACKIPE looks really good in speedos but I would like to look at women in speedos also.

I mean I really like this place, it's so colorful. Only one question though, why is there a wire brush hanging over the mirror.
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Dr Dave wrote: What im trying to say is ether get some girlies in here or open the closet door...

I will if you will. :P

We'll take the matter under advisement. Last time we had a ladies' night, more men showed up. Go figure.

Thank you Davy, I am glad you noticed. Tips are better on speedo days. That was also part of a ladies promo effort, but it didn't work either. In fact, more guys showed up, and a crossdresser too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Den rode lampen er en flyplass fyrtarn. Men jeg bestilte feil farge. Maybe someone who is not colorblind should buy the airport lights.
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Manfred wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: What im trying to say is ether get some girlies in here or open the closet door...

I will if you will. :P

We'll take the matter under advisement. Last time we had a ladies' night, more men showed up. Go figure.

Thank you Davy, I am glad you noticed. Tips are better on speedo days. That was also part of a ladies promo effort, but it didn't work either. In fact, more guys showed up, and a crossdresser too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I'll have you know that on that particular night I earned a 3 day hangover and I didn't have to pay for a drink all night! Not my fault that I look great in high-heels, they add definition to my calf muscles!
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well I've overheard Manny and Jack discussing the decor of their big coming out party I'm not sure what that meant at first I thought maybe an outdoor barbecue but after seeing manny in a pair of stilettos wearing speedos
I'm starting to think it may have had an entirely different meaning maybe we should reconsider which doors we open at least when it comes to the closet
I could care....But I dont
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Nice to see you doc. How bout I buy you a round.

Personally I like it when manfred busts out magics hot pink ducktape speedo, but maybe that just me. Also someone should warn Luna the that the doc is back in town :P
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Just wanted to stop by and say hi to my friends here at the JR.
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I guess we can set something up. Last time the Doc opened up a "clinic" we had good old Jackson foaming at the mouth to shut it down. Now, I don't know how it would go over. But, I have no intention of making the Jolly Roger a brothel. Ladies are always welcome and encouraged to hang out here, and I try to make sure the place remains a place where a lady will be treated respectfully. That doesn't mean that we are going to act like a bunch of metrosexual wimps (although if you happen to be one, you are still welcome), but most respectable ladies are not going to be hanging around a whorehouse.

Now, being a businessman and all, I'm open to invest (quietly) in whatever you wanna come up with. I also may own a property here or there that could be sold or leased for a reasonable amount.


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that should work out fine Jack my ladies like investments the larger the investment the better they like it and yes I'm talking Cash. I noticed you have two or three rooms in the back with signs in place thats is rooms for rent have you considered hourly rates
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Kind of busy at the moment.....

....do you deliver?

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Hi Paul, nice to see your still kicking. Im sure home delivery can be arranged just leave your number and interest with Bertha she's the BIG girl at the bar. She can "fill" any order... Or kill someone trying. Or for not paying so please be prompt with your payment.
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So a girl walks into a bar...

Gosh, Manfred, have you been forgetting to change the sign to "open" again?
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MANFRED!
Thanks for the meal, the soft music, the ambience and the 'dancing'! Next time we dance, try not to keep squeezing my butt so hard, you left a bruise and the wife is asking questions!
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MANNYNANNY,
I took your advice about coming in incognito to hide from the groupies.

Coffee, please. I'll just sit in the corner and read the paper. Thanks.


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I step away for a little vaca, and the place goes to hell! Happy Veterans' Day to you vets and active duty. Drinks are on the house. But food prices just went up; here's a new menu.

P.M. you are looking better than ever. No one will know it's you. Don't drip any coffee on the disguise or the print will run. PM stands for Paper Mache, right?

KK you're the one who shot me up in that game. Send your wife over to the Jolly Roger and I'll show her MY bruises. That didn't quite sound right. You know what I mean.

Luna, the sign is up but in the wrong language. "Bar Dibuka" must mean Closed in dogfight lingo. BTW blue horseshoe loves oceanside pier. Keep an eye overhead in coming weekends.

Jacko, we ran out of ping pong balls so I ordered a fresh truckload.

What kind of music should we play tonight? We got both kinds, country AND western!

Manfred
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Gettin a little crazy out there. Think I'll just hang out here with a cocktail.
Sir barkeep, what do you suggest?

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I can recommend a Sprite and Guinness floated on the top. Called a Wigler.
Or for a smooth change, rum and fruit juice, poured atop pineapple puree. This one is an Obama Mama.

I think I just broke a house rule. No tips for a week!

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