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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #209407

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Jacko good thing we're outsourcing all that cleaning. I've placed a call to HazMat per standard operating procedure.
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #209410

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My apologies, I sure feel better though. Blame it on PARROT after all he hurt my feelings. :woohoo:


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Dangit Crockett!!! This place will have to be cleaned by the Hazardous Waste Division. My god it stinks, and im all the way across the bridge working on the apple orchard. Ur going to make my appkes sour, now the cider is going to be awful this month.
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I'm going to wear my MOPP Suit during my shift today, Jack, if you don't mind.

Hey Parrot, do us a favor and warn us the next time you go and set off a biological WMD. Thanks!
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #209478

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If anyone's here, I'd like to order a "Thulsa special" please (Tequila Sunrise) :)
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You gonna have to wait awhile Luna's trying to clean up after me and then a MOM came in and stunk up the place again. Rough day for the jolly Rodger, all thanks to PARROT.


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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #209504

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Wow... Parrot...!!! We're going to have to install a better satellite uplink on that ship. I honestly thought you had disappeared. Glad you made it back though, and I see the holds contain an early Christmas. Enjoy your stay, but when you are ready to go, we have a backlog of "shipments" that will need to go on. You'll be leaving heavy this time.

In the mean time, I'm dabbling in a kinder gentler version of human trafficking. It's taking a lot of my time right now, so while I'm in and out, Manfred (as usual) will be the boss.

As for this bathroom situation, I've about had it. For that reason I'm going to build a blast proof, bombproof, chemical proof, and self sanitizing and cleaning (900 degrees when in cleaning mode) crapper for the geezers. It seems like every time Davy comes in, our chemical warfare protection system has to activate, and every dog within a mile of the opposite side of the bridge rolls over and dies. From now on, when you guys decide to eat beans for three days straight and save it for three days, you can use the new building outside. Luna does not look comfortable in that MOPP suit, and I don't expect that she will have to wear it again.


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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

*Cough! * Choke! * Wheeze.... :sick:

Dayum! What is that smell?!!! You should put a leash on that!

Any writers or critics in the house? Please drop by:

"Shot Down!!!" A dogfight "choice" adventure story

It's a work in progress and everyone is invited.

I'm seeking contributions for story lines to add to my prompt.
Names must be ficticious and please do not be mean either in the story line or as a critic.

I'll pay bar tabs at the JR for any contributors. B)

Thank you kindly in advance.



* Cough * Cough * :S


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"Shot Down!!! A dogfight 'choice" adventure story
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The Jolly Roger! 7 years 10 months ago #209596

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Hi folks!
Hope I'm not intruding, Whip and HB said I should pop in for a quick one from time to time.
Been looking for a new local and hoping you've got a stool near the bar I can call my own! Thought I'd buy the first round, Power Shandy (lager, alcoholic lemonade and a triple shot of vodka) for all! :evil:
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Kamikaze King wrote: Hi folks!
Hope I'm not intruding, Whip and HB said I should pop in for a quick one from time to time.
Been looking for a new local and hoping you've got a stool near the bar I can call my own! Thought I'd buy the first round, Power Shandy (lager, alcoholic lemonade and a triple shot of vodka) for all! :evil:


thanks for stopping in KK! i am sure manfred will take extra care of that drink for you...can i interest you in some bangers and mash?


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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Welcome, have a seat, you said the magic words. "Buy thw first round" lol

Tip jar is the 50 gallon mason jar in front of the bar. ;)

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Cheers gents! Hey HB, got any chili-sauce to mix in the mash? :evil:
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the onion gravy is quite flavorful, but a spicy kick may be just what the doctor ordered, so long as it makes you order another round!


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!

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Am I welcomed here, can I have a NEHI please. I'm so sorry for the trouble I've called. I promise to go outside from now on.

Maybe a hamburger to, as spicy as you can make. Ummm I love spicy. It go through me like water lol.
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i was in back prepping so i missed out on the stink cloud this morning, and i thought the lingering smell was actually KK arriving. whoops, sorry kk.

one jalapeno burger coming up! i'll give you a side of the thai chile ketchup i am developing...i hope to keep those drink orders coming in.


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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I have been known to clear a room in 10 seconds flat and my farts have resonance! Just don't sit downwind and you should be ok lol
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Hello Dave sorry I haven't been by in awhile but you know how things get out here. Well it looks like we lost Robin Willams the other day, took the cowards way out, no comedy there. To bad I thought a lot of him. Anyway, It looks like things here are going well, does manny still fantasize about the new bar girl? He always did dream big. I see you let that birdy in here again, he finally paid his bar tab huh? Well yall take care and who knows I may see you again some time. But for now, Drinks for everybody put it on the Fox tab. He's good for it.
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Dave, I'll try to call in the next couple of days. I've been "pursuing other interests" and have been running myself ragged (isn't that what got me into this mess???). Anyway, you could say I've been whoring umm using my pickup truck a lot lately, and my trailer should be sold, but that process is taking some time...

Hope good ol Johnny Bryan is taking good care of you, and I'll catch ya in a day or two.


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Dr Dave wrote: Hello Dave sorry I haven't been by in awhile but you know how things get out here. Well it looks like we lost Robin Willams the other day, took the cowards way out, no comedy there. To bad I thought a lot of him. Anyway, It looks like things here are going well, does manny still fantasize about the new bar girl? He always did dream big. I see you let that birdy in here again, he finally paid his bar tab huh? Well yall take care and who knows I may see you again some time. But for now, Drinks for everybody put it on the Fox tab. He's good for it.

Huh, Ms. Loo Roo is back?
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Next round is on me! Get your orders in, folks! :woohoo:

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Kamikaze King wrote: Next round is on me! Get your orders in, folks! :woohoo:


I'll take a Tequila Sunrise please with an extra shot of tequila on the side. I may have to make this fine establishment my new hangout as it seems world chat has been taken over by a group of teen girls telling each other they are beautiful...I just can't take it! :sick:
How much longer until their bedtime?
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Kamikaze King wrote: Next round is on me! Get your orders in, folks! :woohoo:


I'll take a Tequila Sunrise please with an extra shot of tequila on the side. I may have to make this fine establishment my new hangout as it seems world chat has been taken over by a group of teen girls telling each other they are beautiful...I just can't take it! :sick:
How much longer until their bedtime?


This is the best place in the game to hang out. It doesn't mater what squad your in or any other bs going on in the game. Always some good conversation, friendly faces, and good music.

I always hang out here, that is when I'm not on jacks private island B)

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Tequila for Ms. Doom, with a little sunrise. Kamikazee for kamikazee. Jason, bourbon and beer chaser?

Thulsa... you are beautiful! Tee hee.

Nah, I can't pull that off.

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Wow, got one brass as a cook, another visiting regularly, I mean how good can this 5 star establishment get??
All you need is the top brass order, and zup will make this more popular than Hooters! :woohoo:
IN YOUR OVEN OR ON YOUR SIX!

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I need 2 shots of... Whats the strongest you got? 151?

actually make it 3 and give one to HB if you would please :D (its imaginary HB, you can get away w one)

speaking of HB.... Sir Chef, could you please hook your bro up with some pork chops?
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We stock Balkan 176 vodka, and there's a bottle of Pincer around somewhere. Is Jason still here? He must have it. There's always Everclear, but I think Parrot traded most of it when oil prices were up. I guess he was figuring mideast unrest and all that, understandable so don't poo on the bird for that call.
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Manfred wrote: We stock Balkan 176 vodka, and there's a bottle of Pincer around somewhere. Is Jason still here? He must have it. There's always Everclear, but I think Parrot traded most of it when oil prices were up. I guess he was figuring mideast unrest and all that, understandable so don't poo on the bird for that call.


Balkan will do just fine ty sir, anything's better than Bacardi 151 (bad experiences) lol.

I suppose since this round is on sir kk maybe we ooghtta pour one for the Brit as well!

edit: (whispers) is kk gonna stare at me like that all night?...kinda creepin me out :/ lol
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i can whip up some breaded porkchops no problem....would you prefer gravy or a raspberry sauce?


and i am sure i can take a digital shot. people shoot at me all the time when i fly!


so what the heck? rock the discotheque!
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horriblebreast wrote: i can whip up some breaded porkchops no problem....would you prefer gravy or a raspberry sauce?


and i am sure i can take a digital shot. people shoot at me all the time when i fly!


Is applesauce an option? Porkchops are my favorite! I used to have "porkchop pants" overalls with a nice big loose waist so I could eat a few chops for dinner, and usually one more before bed.
I think im going to like it here a whole lot!
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anything for the doom! one order of pork chops with a side of applesauce coming your way.


i think yours is the first active order i have taken. usually i get the food out a couple hours after the customer has already left....so feel special lol


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