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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 1 month ago #69697

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Ped why you got your face stuck to the wall. Ooooooooooooooo I see ! :woohoo: My turn ! My turn !


Forget it. Nobody there. And someone please close that women's restoom - it is useless - unless for a red dress swinging on that hanger...


Useless you say??? Not at all. The word of our support for Cruzeiro has gotten out. We've had all kinds of interesting people showing up to our little honky tonk.



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Jacklpe wrote: The word of our support for Cruzeiro has gotten out. We've had all kinds of interesting people showing up to our little honky tonk.


Now we are talking!!!!
Please, bartender, bring me a soda with some lemon slices, please, and a cup of Caipirinha.
(The soda is for me, and the caipirinha is for her, obviously, because Carnival is coming!)

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OUCH!

Why the hell did Alessandra sneak behind me minutes ago, and gave me a hard tweak at my left ear, when I was reading the last post, considering the fact that she is unable to read or understand a single word in English?!?!?!?!?! :-(

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Alright... It's kind of quiet in here tonight. I'm gonna start dropping quarters in the jukebox, and hopefully somebody will bring the dancing bears. Bearby was lots of fun.

As always, darts and pool are free

We'll be waiting on ya!


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"Jack, this is for the folks from Texas only. It's priceless. Serve at body temperature. Thanks."

Paul
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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: "Jack, this is for the folks from Texas only. It's priceless. Serve at body temperature. Thanks."


Paul


Glad I live in Florida. I don't think I could cut that one..


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Paul, I am curious to death to know how much bloody time do you spend everyday in front of Phosothop or whatever tool you use to make your images... Some of them are epic, by the way! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Looks like tonight we will be having fresh strawberries straight from Plant City, FL. I scored a whole truckload of them!



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Has any one seen my keys ???

Did I make out with a sheep, goat, or bear in here last night ???

Paul my first born was conceived on a bottle of that very stuff.

Better make mine a red beer Jack. Cure this hangover.
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That red beer seemed to have worked. Your karma just went up a point. Amazing how that happens.


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The gun thread, proudly inspired by my antics :evil: seems to have hit its peak today. I can't imagine what anyone can say now that already hasn't been said. Now, although I only dislike one political party less than the other, and neither have been doing very good work for a while, I think I'll hang this by the cash register in honor of the gun thread topping out today...



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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 1 month ago #69808

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G&T barkeep, please. Long day at work. I'm just gonna sit over here in the corner for a bit and relax. If you see my eye close don't worry, I'll be gone outta here by last call.

Max, you were a little belligerent last night... Don't you remember? After those disparaging remarks about Poo I told you where you could put your keys... You might wanna check there.

Jack, just how often does stuff "fall off a truck" around here? Just saying, I didn't see that stack of BluRay players in the corner last night.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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"Jack, may I ask you another favor? When DENT (my best DF friend) has one too many and is feeling unappreciated, give him this poem, please?"

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ParrotHead wrote: G&T barkeep, please. Long day at work. I'm just gonna sit over here in the corner for a bit and relax. If you see my eye close don't worry, I'll be gone outta here by last call.

Max, you were a little belligerent last night... Don't you remember? After those disparaging remarks about Poo I told you where you could put your keys... You might wanna check there.

Jack, just how often does stuff "fall off a truck" around here? Just saying, I didn't see that stack of BluRay players in the corner last night.


Parrot, we never really close, so don't worry about last call. And, it's usually food falling off the truck here. (Ok in reality no friggin way, + I haven't hauled bluray players in a few years since I was a company guy... 99% of what I do is food). Hey it's kind of a pirate bar though. Pirates plunder... Go figure.


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Found them keys PH :pinch: Right where you said they'd be. :dry:

Jack How'd them strawberries get in there with my keys ??? :ohmy:
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Blue Max Young wrote: Found them keys PH :pinch: Right where you said they'd be. :dry:

Jack How'd them strawberries get in there with my keys ??? :ohmy:


What you, parrot, and Roo do with strawberries and keys ain't nobody's business but your own.

But Max... If you find one of these up there, ya might just wanna not tell anybody. Just a word of advice from a friend.



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Gotcha what happens here stays here right ? :P ;) :side:

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Blue Max Young wrote: Gotcha what happens here stays here right ? :P ;) :side:


It's on page one in the house rules. I ain't talkin'.


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But, if it ever looks like this, go see Dr Dave immediately.



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Booked you a major talent on short notice. Lots of BS!
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Hi can I pleas have a Fettercairn fior?
And a pillow to sit on? :dry:
Burned my a... tuchi at work today.
It can really hurt if those what you call them "weldingsparks" happens to end up in wrong place.
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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bellsaj wrote: Hi can I pleas have a Fettercairn fior?
And a pillow to sit on? :dry:
Burned my a... tuchi at work today.
It can really hurt if those what you call them "weldingsparks" happens to end up in wrong place.


Coming right up.

We called it slag. I've never had it get in there, but it hurts like crazy if gets in your boots


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bellsaj wrote: Hi can I pleas have a Fettercairn fior?
And a pillow to sit on? :dry:
Burned my a... tuchi at work today.
It can really hurt if those what you call them "weldingsparks" happens to end up in wrong place.


Been there bell many times. Started welding when I was 19. Turn 40 this month. Haven't burned a rod in a couple years now but I can still lay down some metal if I want to. Inspection is much easier on the ol body and eyes. I've had burns every where you can imagine. The worst ones sizzle down your ear. :blink: Up your nose is pretty bad to. :pinch:
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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Booked you a major talent on short notice. Lots of BS!


WOOOOHOOO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That is some funny sh**!!!!!
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FINALLY get the day done and would like some Bombay Blue Saffire poured straight over some crushed ice please.

Ped, watching Brasil play England on tv right now - What's up with Big Phil???
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--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.



Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!



If you build it, I will come.......and bomb it !!!
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Max - Hand sanitzer, just outside the ladies loo

Jack - Thanks for the blind eye

Tink (Bell) - yep,slag... Had aluminium slag run down my back once in the Navy. Guy was welding on the deck above me... no fun

Tex - Nice legs! do you like straewberries? ;) Bombay Sapphire is the only G in my G&T, good taste
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There is nothing like fresh strawberries picked right from the farm. Just before Fiesta, there's a little town south of here named Poteet that has their annual Poteet Strawberry Fest. The biggest, sweetest strawberries I've ever had. Yum!
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Hi all - just dropping in for a bit. The wheelchair ramp is a nice touch out front - glad to know this house of ruffians is at least ADA compliant. The vice squad stopped me out front inquiring about someone selling loose viagra pills - I plead the fifth on that one.


"A flute without any holes is not a flute. A donut without any holes is a Danish." ~Ty Webb
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--J-- wrote: I'm not much of a talker, but ill sip a Bloody Mary while I sit in the back and listen.



Ill have another Bloody Mary, put some alcohol in this one please!!!



Another Muddy Blairy please!



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