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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 8 months ago #85620

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Don't feel bad Ali. The nurse offered me Valium when my wife was in labor for our last one.

Tink, I can't imagine a home birth! Good luck brother.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Captain Noushbag wrote: Wow, I'm such a wuss when it comes to that stuff. I really tried to be next to my wife before they administered the Epidural but the anesthesiologist took one look at me and kicked me to the curve..damn near gave me one just to calm me down.

Anyway best of luck to you Tink and a karma to go along. Post celebration, I'm buying a round of this for everyone (you take dogfight coin don't ya Jack?)

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Sure man, hell, you can trade fish bait or almost anything for booze around here.


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Yo Jack! Hey Giz! Y'all c'mon over here and let me buy ya both a drink of your choice. I wanna talk at you for a minute.

Jack, That fella is somebody I helped get into MOM. Don't go around bad talking him as a MOM, without bad talking me. He joined under the "new" process and went through a helluva lot more scrutiny than either of us when we joined. He belongs, trust me!

Giz, not sure what happened over there. Maybe you saw that horned rabbit blasting away at a blue and assumed the worse. Lemme tell ya, he's a good guy and if he's shooting up a blue, that fella deserves it. Something I do is offer to take of teamkillers for the red when it happens. Run off a little pain in the ass and pad your stats some. I tell the reds to let me through and I'll drop my bomb and ill only shoot the TKer.

This pisses either of you off.... Get over it.... Shake hands and say, "thanks Parrot".
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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ParrotHead wrote: Yo Jack! Hey Giz! Y'all c'mon over here and let me buy ya both a drink of your choice. I wanna talk at you for a minute.

Jack, That fella is somebody I helped get into MOM. Don't go around bad talking him as a MOM, without bad talking me. He joined under the "new" process and went through a helluva lot more scrutiny than either of us when we joined. He belongs, trust me!

Giz, not sure what happened over there. Maybe you saw that horned rabbit blasting away at a blue and assumed the worse. Lemme tell ya, he's a good guy and if he's shooting up a blue, that fella deserves it. Something I do is offer to take of teamkillers for the red when it happens. Run off a little pain in the ass and pad your stats some. I tell the reds to let me through and I'll drop my bomb and ill only shoot the TKer.

This pisses either of you off.... Get over it.... Shake hands and say, "thanks Parrot".



He's probably a great guy... Just someone send him the memo about how some of us deal with teamkillers. Anyway, gonna be honest with ya parrot... I was the only player on my side with any rank. I feel like he took the opportunity to get a bunch of easy kills, rather than to help in any way with what I'm sure he realized was going on. If he'd been from another squad, I would have expected it, grumbled and cussed about it, and went on. Unfortunately, naively, I expected better just because of that MOM tag. I was always on my best behavior when I had it...

Anyway. It's a done deal. It's a game. He didnt advocate gun control :cheer: I'll live.


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If Snidley Whiplash comes by the tune is for him.
Barbie Benton is for the rest of you.
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Its fridaynight so give everyone that have pledged the first round on me.
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Why thank you Bellsaj, a glass of rosē wine please, save use a seat, ;) running late just sorting my new dress out, :)
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The Jolly Roger! 9 years 7 months ago #88643

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I'll see to that the throne isn't taken whenever you decided that you will honor the common people of the Jolly Roger myladi.
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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;) just awaiting my coach and horses to collect me.
On my way see you soon :cheer:

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Anyone drinking!!!! I am buying....

Need alcohol a few bottles of wine followed by a game of pool then.... Vodka shots, followed by Sambuca, followed by........ Crisps and peanuts lol. Whoop whoop I feel drunk all ready.

Anyone with me or am I playing alone! ;(

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Get the Lady a box of whine on me!
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I will party with the mrs roo
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Do you mean wine or you saying a box of whine... As in woman moaning lol. ;) if it's wine the Sir paul hope you will be drinking with me so two glasses please :cheer:

Well done jasonmc :)

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I was correct.
The former leads to the latter.
Look back...added something.

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Whoop whoop on the dance floor with DJ Sir Paul in DA HOUSE!!!!

I am very scared I am going to fall off my chair..... And also how and I going to get down the stairs now!!! Clowns to the left jokers to the write stuck here in the middle with you :woohoo:
What the hell who needs to get down there.

More drink bar tender.... Please :cheer:
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MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Whoop whoop on the dance floor with DJ Sir Paul in DA HOUSE!!!!
I am very scared I am going to fall off my chair..... And also how and I going to get down the stairs now!!! Clowns to the left jokers to the write stuck here in the middle with you :woohoo:
What the hell who needs to get down there.
More drink bar tender.... Please :cheer:


"Dancing QUEENIE" featuring the ALL M.O.M DANCERS!
Special Guest BIGTEX!
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Ha ha ha where the BAR AT , keep the drinks rolling in bar tender, mput them on Roos tab....if he ant got one. He does now! :cheer:
tune!!!!!!
Dancing my booty off, ohh yeah lol. Ohh my feet hurt now. In my hand bag they go lol.

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Hope mr roo I'd designated driver
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Hope mr roo is driving tonight
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jasonmc wrote: Hope mr roo I'd designated driver


Lol nope I am sleeping in the bar, if they will let me. :cheer:
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I'm sure jacklpe will let you lol
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The British wash up before bed differently than Americans.
That's for sure!


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Flaming Sambucas all round anyone???


Jasonmc do you think jackipe will let me? B)

Haaaaaa haaaaaa pmsl.
As for you DJ Paul I can honestly say I have never done that ever ever befour,I have class, and always known when to stop.
When I can't dance straight :lol:
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Please don't post vids like that Paul my side hurts lol. And we will have to ask but be sees like a cool guy
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MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: As for you DJ Paul I can honestly say I have never done that ever ever befour,I have class, and always known when to stop.
When I can't dance straight :lol:

YOU may not remember your cousin's wedding.
No one can forget YOU!
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MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Flaming Sambucas all round anyone???


Jasonmc do you think jackipe will let me? B)

Haaaaaa haaaaaa pmsl.
As for you DJ Paul I can honestly say I have never done that ever ever befour,I have class, and always known when to stop.
When I can't dance straight :lol:


Another sambuca drinker, Nice. I met my first sambuca in Europe, England. I will drink no other. Light em up Mrs Roo....
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Ohh how funny, that poor bride. If was the bride I would have punched that drunken WOMAN in the face if she had done that to me!
Sir paul I would never have done that. :ohmy: :ohmy:

Dentinhead Sambucas hmmmmm fira starting ;) you heard of the sambucas song??? anyone have a lighter?? I don't smoke, need it for the drinks lol
I got my dad drinking them, he now drinks them t
Like water, on his shopping list is bread, milk Sambuca lol.

Anyone putting the tunes on again!!!!!
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Mrs Dent and I married Feb 13, 1988 in the town of Woodbridge England. Lived at 43 seckford (seckford) street for a bit. I miss the pubs and neighbors. Sry to wander, ya made me think of back in the day.
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Ohh bless 1988. I was 7. :)
I just googled where you lived, the rd names not comming up but the area is about a hour own the road from me, :) small world.
If it was your wife you drank with too???? Then play the Sambuca song to her lol. It's probly not your music but you both might like it.

I would add it but iPad won't let me :( and I would have to load laptop up ;(


Where the bar at :woohoo: my throats burning now :woohoo:
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