ParrotHead wrote: Jack! The place wasn't the same without you. Everyone was bummed out after you disappeared. I mean we held nightly virgins for weeks... Vigils not virgins autocorrected, but funny enough to leave. Anyway, was distracted by the virgins and now I forgot what I was saying.

Glad you're back. I can't figure out the tap on that keg over there. Hook it up turn the lights back on. We'll have a bake sale and work out the rent problems. G&T please.

Alright! We're up and running then. I'll call the local distributor and get some kegs rushed over right now!

Here's a way to make some extra cash.

Charge 1000 gold coins for chance to "PICK THE WIG".
Which STAR CHAMBER member in proceeding video is WIG? [toupee fail]
Numbered 1...2..3...etc...just count.

Prize? Custom-fit, real artificial human hair wig from Wigs by WIG©. Your choice of the color purple.
Oh-pray for a win.

Is the freezer working, or all the alcohol-free beer is hot?
And Jack, what do you mean with "got with trouble with General Wig"? Am I missing something?
Bring him down here, we will force the new yorker vegetarian alcohol-virgin bard to get high; it will be fun!
Lets put some absynth on his milkshake...

Pedrinho wrote: Is the freezer working, or all the alcohol-free beer is hot?
And Jack, what do you mean with "got with trouble with General Wig"? Am I missing something?
Bring him down here, we will force the new yorker vegetarian alcohol-virgin bard to get high; it will be fun!
Lets put some absynth on his milkshake...

It looked like all the boys over at mom were getting ol Wig riled up. I don't read the thread too often anymore, but I checked up at what seemed to have been an interesting moment. Oh well. I'm glad to be free of that mess. Happily, I didn't start that one either.

The freezer just got turned back on, so its gonna be a while.

While we are waiting to get the new HQ built, I think I'll have a bourbon. Y'all do serve confederates round here don't ya?

This is pretty much our Theme Song. Everyone's welcome.

I'll have a double on the rocks and a Labatts Blue. These new tires on my plane are making landings awfully exciting. Need to smooth out the approaches.

Welcome General. One bourbon coming right up. Aw hell, here is the bottle. Parrot... That's a new one on me. Velly intwesting.

Kevy wrote: I'll have a double on the rocks and a Labatts Blue. These new tires on my plane are making landings awfully exciting. Need to smooth out the approaches.

Coming right up Kevy. I noticed that after the updates landings got trickier.

Thanks! While your at it may I have another double and if you see a O'Reiliy box with a driver named Josh in Atlanta tell him Hi and I miss him.

You men wouldn't mind if I popped in here for a bit?



Totally kidding. I'm underage, anyways. You guys go on with your funny business.

I can't believe I'm back in here after what happened to me last time! But since I am here.....

I'd like a Bloody Mary please

I've been waiting in the alley for this place to open up again. It got pretty cold on a few nights:( "Hey bartender! Come down here!" I'll have "1bourbon, 1scotch, and 1beer"

Oooh you finaly opened up again. I have doing flybyes allmost every day but darknes is all I have seen.
Sorry for the roof.
I was so happy to see you were open again that I forgott to climbe before I tried to barrelroll. Ill see if I can get the plane down or should we just put some neonlights on it and call it advertising.



The deliverytruck is here now so lets get the alcohol inside

Luna, you're always welcome here. Good to see you J, Bellsaj, Jacob.... I love the picture Bellsaj. Kevy, I'll be in Atlanta tommorow night. You never know... It's a small world.


Just in case you guys haven't seen this, I love this video. I'm not even a Gordon fan, but it doesn't matter. This is great!

Jacklpe wrote: It looked like all the boys over at mom were getting ol Wig riled up.

No way, Jack! Wig is never being riled up, as far as I know - at least not from "all boys".
He was budist, and once a budist, always a budist...

No one mess with Wig, FYI.

Well, it looks like we made enough money last night to stay open another day of two.

Now... Off to pay my bookie.

Happy Friday all

It has been a good day with lots of good games, and cake eating.
My older daughter turns 11 on sunday, so we hade the party for her today.
I feel like a baloon ready to pop.
Do you have a singel malt for me befor bed?

bellsaj wrote: It has been a good day with lots of good games, and cake eating.
My older daughter turns 11 on sunday, so we hade the party for her today.
I feel like a baloon ready to pop.
Do you have a singel malt for me befor bed?

Absolutely... And happy birthday to your daughter.

Oriite Jacklpe...

I'm new round here, saw your pub the other day, thought I'd pop in, pint of Yorkshire Best please. I thought you might like these signs to go outside your place?

Or...

Hi every one. I see you have put some christmas lights around the tail rodder.. looks fabulus. I think as Im about to go up in the air fighting, I just have a coffey today.
Make it an Irich will ya.

Another Bloody Mary please !

Fellas, Jack has stepped out again. He was mumbling something about 2 goats, a trannie and a '69 VW microbus when he threw me the keys. I left em hanging next to the sawed-off 12 gauge under the bar.

Kegs are in the basement. If it taps out on your pull, you tap a new. That's a rule.

J, you want a drink with more than 2 ingredients, you're making it yourself. Ice counts as an ingredient.

If you want a glass, get it. If you want a clean glass, wash it.

Yeah that's Ped in the corner booth. Just let him be, don't say anything about him being naked. He took his tag off... Long story, let it go.

That guy in the other corner, playing with his balls? That's Paul.... What? He's juggling you hoodlums. Geez! Say balls around here and everyone gets their knickers in a twist. Alex/Roo... Not talking to you, sit down!

Bomerbolt, did you say something? Couldn't quit here ya...

Tink, faerie lights? Ok...whatever. Until Jack and his trannie get back, your in charge of interior(and exterior) design. Have at it you little pixie you! Roo, sit down, I said. That's was pixie with a lowercase "p". I haven't see the other in weeks , I swear

Enzo, here's your sangria, put some music on please.... Something metal would be nice

MrsRoo, before you sit down anywhere in here, you better break out the sanitizing wipes. You're first 72 rounds are on me.

Noush, I see ya over there. Don't listen to Ghost. All that stuff he says he's giving you if ya join the 'fits is window dressing. Don't buy it man. You know where ya belong.

Good lawd! This is too much work. Jack this establishment is going downhill fast, come back soon!

After 8 hours naked and freezing, Wig gave me my cloths back through the booth's windows, from outside. He can't enter a bar right now, but will be here in no time - so, better stock up some milkshake, Jack...

And PH, I want to pay a round for Shirley, for sure!

Chocks Away wrote: Oriite Jacklpe...

I'm new round here, saw your pub the other day, thought I'd pop in, pint of Yorkshire Best please. I thought you might like these signs to go outside your place?

Looks good. I appreciate that. Welcome to our establishment. I'm putting Parrot on salary... (Cash under the table). Thanks for all your help Parrot

--J-- wrote: Another Bloody Mary please !

One on the house... Coming right up

Up with a sick child. Well, I'm up and now he's sleeping like a rock. Throw me a shot of Makers Mark, Jack. That'll settle me back down.

ParrotHead wrote: Up with a sick child. Well, I'm up and now he's sleeping like a rock. Throw me a shot of Makers Mark, Jack. That'll settle me back down.

Give him five please, they're all on me, stick'em on that tab I'm never gonna pay