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The Mean Old Men 3 months 3 weeks ago #384781

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Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !
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Just  got the tapes from the film on the bombingraid from HQ... They actually confirms what really happened that night...

guess it's the bomb police on ground catching and counting bombs that not hit !?
 
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This week Friday Girl   First runner up in a closed blind vote , selected by morafs from MOM squad  

 This is Emma Joy Gritby Occupation :Professional Pole dancer Artist name : Miss Fit Messuresment 45-39-40 Length 5 foot 8 Shoe size us 11 ½ Wife to a well known fighter pilot Rising 6 kids and a husband.   The hobby Emma is related to is riding.... For example Bare back riding Stallions   and   secondly  Velodrome cycling   Her favorite color is checkard Favorit letter is C as in Comet  



 
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Thank you Dix

And a happy Miss Fit Friday to all

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Brother Jacques Wrote:

Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !


Thank you Brother Jacques, glad you enjoyed the MOM experience. Always a pleasure to fly with BJ

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Viva DFE! Viva DFE!
Sonnez les Maman! Sonnez les Maman!
Go! Go! Boom! Go! Go! Boom!
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Fly MOM Airlines !
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Brother Jacques Wrote:

Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !


Thank you Brother Jacques, glad you enjoyed the MOM experience. Always a pleasure to fly with BJ

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Viva DFE! Viva DFE!
Sonnez les Maman! Sonnez les Maman!
Go! Go! Boom! Go! Go! Boom!

I like it, and Not to be too much of a critic, but I think “Go, boom boom” works better than “Go go boom”

just my two cents


 


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Or maybe “go bang boom”? I dunno. Either way, now I can’t get that damn song out of my head. Thanks, a-hole


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dix and cricket holding keel though his mom initiation

 
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Nope nope and nope!!! Not getting my satchel!!
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Keel we all had to go through the initiation, just keep an ice pack on your nuts and rest a few days you'll be back at it in no time

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I left the crab on my nootsack. Reminds me that I’m alive. Getting a little tired of feeding that guy, though. Always happens at the most in opportune times. 


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Husky,you thinking of flying again? Would love to see Ace,Milf,Tex,and the rest. Here's a present for you. 
Cueball#1


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Good idea, Cue Ball.

Husky is back, I was just camping & spawnkilling him last night, much to his chagrin. He dropped the F bomb at me on my 14th spawnkill and quit the game. The next time I spawnkill him I won't be shooting bullets but bars of soap instead.

I've just talked with Snoopy aka Milf. He is scheduled for a return to the skies of Dogfight Elite where he will undergo an intense training program conducted by the experts from MOM. Upon passing the course, we will remove his training wheels and allow him to fly the big boy planes.

We have also been bugging Ace F. And TX LAWMAN to join us but they're too cool for school. We will work on it.
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thanks for flying M.O.M airlines remember in flight safety


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FYE   MOM:S  tun ed in a Marconi message ... And got this ..
.... ..- -. - .. -. --. / --. .-. --- ..- .--. / .-- --- .-.. ..-. .--. .- -.-. -.- / ... - --- .--. / -- --- -- / - .- .-. --. . - / ... - --- .--. / --- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / -- --- --- -. / ... - --- .--. / -..- . -. -.. --. / -.- --. ..- ..-. -... / -. -.-. .. .. -- / .-.. -..- --- ..- .... / ... - --- .--. / .... ..-. ..- -.- -... / -... -.. .--- - . / -.- ..- .-. -... -... / ... - --- .--.


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Intelligence Officer J. Dix wrote:

FYE   MOM:S  tuned in a Marconi message ... And got this
.... ..- -. - .. -. --. / --. .-. --- ..- .--. / .-- --- .-.. ..-. .--. .- -.-. -.- / ... - --- .--. / -- --- -- / - .- .-. --. . - / ... - --- .--. / --- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / -- --- --- -. / ... - --- .--. / -..- . -. -.. --. / -.- --. ..- ..-. -... / -. -.-. .. .. -- / .-.. -..- --- ..- .... / ... - --- .--. / .... ..-. ..- -.- -... / -... -.. .--- - . / -.- ..- .-. -... -... / ... - --- .--.



MOMs be on high alert. 
Intelligence Reports indicate an air attack by the Wolf Pack. 
Be at your stations and ready to launch by 1900 hours.
More information is required.
Our mission is to capture a Wolf Pack pilot alive.
They are ordered to fly directly to base MOM at 50% throttle. They are to disarm of all bombs before landing and exiting the plane. They will surrender their aircraft and pistol to MOM. They will then be taken behind the barracks where they will divulge any and all information concerning Wolf Pack activity, personnel, and war plans.
When the information we require is obtained, the captured pilot shall be released back to the Wolf Pack, upon a ransom payment of the 300,000 Dogfight coins package, credited to M.O.M.
Failure to comply will result in death of captured pilot.

***Update***
CUEBALL HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND IS NOW A PRISONER OF MOM. HE IS AWAITING INTERROGATION. 




OUR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN PASSED ALONG TO THE WOLFPACK.



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I witnessed his capture. Consider my testimony a proof of life.




RIP CRAZYWOLF
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TX LAWMAN wrote:

I witnessed his capture. Consider my testimony a proof of life.

 Tx our warranty that we stricktly following the Geneva Convention... No harm going to happen Cue. If you do as we demand in our earlier post
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we have him hes well guarded
 

For your knowledge the Crab claw clamping investigation methods is approved by Geneva convention...
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just arrived a decoded Marconi message from the MOM signal reconnaissance unit late this night...

No doubt they take this action for a serious quandary when they start to use code... But if ignore a wooohhhoo infront of every singel letter its easy to decrypt



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I immediately command a recognition unit in a Razor to see what the heck going on ? They flew over the den, cuppa of times, confirmed a big boulder blocks the way into the den...

Situation couldn't be more tense, this is serious shait we expire...I recommend battle harness on,  even when relaxing in your bunks.

Not you Keel!!!  You have to stick with that Crab and concentrate on the towels...

Husky. Listen when i call you..will you for once ?... you gonna be on double duty on the jugs, meanwhile/ if the situation escalates further from here...

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Recon Completed. Mange Confirmed

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Crabs fed! Towels are done (had to wash them three times….take it easy next round Roy and Cricket it’s not gonna fall off!!) can I come play yet??
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M.O.M has received a package from Wolf Pack HQ.
We expected to find our ransom demands, the 300,000 Dogfight coins package for $7.99, but upon opening the package we discovered a stinky Wolf turd. I guess the price was too steep to save their dear friend, Cueball.
Cueball was given his last rights and marched behind the barracks where he was forced to eat the stinky Wolf turd before being executed by firing squad at precisely 61:30 Western Dogfight Time
Cueballs remains are to be returned by train to the Wolf Pack Den. A MOM representative will accompany the remains to pick up the German chocolate cake agreed to be handed over to MOM in return for unlocking the Wolf Pack thread.

A ceasefire has been agreed upon by MOM and The Wolf Pack starting on 28/01/1942 and ending on 30/01/1942 while arrangements are made for a famous hero of the Dogfight Wars.
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M.O.M has received a package from Wolf Pack HQ.
We expected to find our ransom demands, the 300,000 Dogfight coins package for $7.99, but upon opening the package we discovered a stinky Wolf turd. I guess the price was too steep to save their dear friend, Cueball.
Cueball was given his last rights and marched behind the barracks where he was forced to eat the stinky Wolf turd before being executed by firing squad at precisely 61:30 Western Dogfight Time


Cueballs remains are to be returned by train to the Wolf Pack Den. A MOM representative will accompany the remains to pick up the German chocolate cake agreed to be handed over to MOM in return for unlocking the Wolf Pack thread.

A ceasefire has been agreed upon by MOM and The Wolf Pack starting on 28/01/1942 and ending on 30/01/1942 while arrangements are made for a famous hero of the Dogfight Wars.


Just laid my hands on the best team ever of Coffin Dancers. They going to bring back Q-balls remains to the  prairie dogs in style...

No one need to complain about this  final Journey, eh 
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Decoded transmissions indicated the construction of a memorial to Cueball on top of Bald Mountain in the southwest corner near the Burger King. 

Satellite images reveal construction is underway and expected to continue for 2-3 weeks. 

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