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The Mean Old Men 3 months 2 weeks ago #384922

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This is the way it happened, how Q-ball was captured in the MOM neighborhood...
The real thing is that the wolf Q he gets horny from time to time .. especially when howling at the moon... So he took a hike to MOM sperhe  because he was having naughty thoughts when eyeballing a MOM bannergirl...It  didnt go as planned, thou... A older MoM banner girl  actually the banner girls grandmother  start to fancy  the nobel Wolf Q... ( Nobel is just a rewrite of h.o.r.n.y)...
He even got cought on the monitors on CCTV all his gallantry, so the story is confirmed.







Lucky thing it happened on DF so there's possibility to spawn again when get killed...
Im pretty sure. Q going to respawn when he get that crazy thought, that he can have a "tet a tet" with one of our girls, out of his wolfish dirty mind...
He just need to cool down and get more distance to his animal intentions and he get back to the game in a short time
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It appears there has been a mix-up.
Cueball was scheduled to be executed at precisely the time our chinese food was to be delivered. Some mistakes were made and the Chinese delivery guy, also bald, was mistaken for Cueball and executed, unfortunately. MOM is no longer welcome at Ruby Noodles. 

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It appears there has been a mix-up.
Cueball was scheduled to be executed at precisely the time our chinese food was to be delivered. Some mistakes were made and the Chinese delivery guy, also bald, was mistaken for Cueball and executed, unfortunately. MOM is no longer welcome at Ruby Noodles. 
 
Thank god, no more need for Alka Seltzer
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That looks like my leg, Dixie




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That looks like my leg, Dixie
Yeah found it close your bunk, might be the old one that gave you restless leg symptoms...?
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MY thoughts goes to a fellow gamer... I think he own my a apology.

Remember to always be nice.

 
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Fly magic Fly MOM Airlines
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Snow in Texas is bullshit. That is all.




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Snow in Texas is bullshit. That is all.
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Thanks for the new banner, Roy.  Snow is still bullshit.




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Greeting from an ol' frien
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I’m back!
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Forgot my password for years and set up New Marko99 instead. But just remembered the old password again. It’s good to e back. Hope to see you soon!!
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Welcome back. Thanks for killing me a bunch the other day.




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Thanks for the welcome and the compliment but I was rubbish. The entry level planes don’t turn fast enough, I’ve got worse for no practice and I’m now playing on a phone and my eyes are 3 years older LOL
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Awesome to have you back Marko! We've added you to the roster on page one, let me knownif any corrections need to be made.

Went digging in the MOM Archives and found your old banner made by Wig



You might be interested in our off-site chat group as well
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The Mean Old Men 3 months 5 days ago #385201

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Welcome back Marko. We left your room the way it was when you left. 
Cricket and Dix took care of it for you.
Room inspections are on the half hour everyday until you reach the M.O.M standard.

 
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Can I borrow one of those MOM issued piss jugs?? By the way cricket needs socks!! 
Welcome back Marko, pretty sure you’ve kicked my ass a few times!
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Thanks Cricket! How do I fix the banner? Duct tape?
Where do I find the off site chat?
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Yup looks like my room. Doesn’t smell the same though….more fruity than I remember
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Press at your name on top Marko99

Follow the blue ribbon that says, profile for Marko to the right end, press on edit. (That open up a new view)

Next step is to press on profil image  the second  box, just below  the blue ribbon...

That open up for lots of different types of information boxes...

Go to the end. To the box that says  signature. Thats a big box ... Type this code [img] https://i.imgur.com/05iz9vI.jpeg [/img]

(Shorcut is to copy and paste the code i already typed)

press on save 
voila...the code should be  transformed to the pic that is your banner

Good luck !


Ps i notice you might have the codes from your sub squad  banner MoMzilla printed in the box... You can erase it cause of the malfunction)

 
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Here's a visual guide if this helps, Marko










And I'll have Roy/Dognamitt private message you with details on how to join the off site chat zone called MOM'S DINER
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Thanks for the help guys. I'm trying it out now. Hope to see it once I post.
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Oh yes. Thanks again. Now to live up to the slogan :-(
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Thank you for your kind sentiments poor sadflyy

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Poor sadflyy. I'm not even a cop. I'm a lawyer. I'm the Texas Law Hawk.




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