Congress wrote: So I had a question,

When a misfit retires do they just not play anymore. And if ghost is gone who will be our first in command?

Congress

FOUST IS OUR FIRST IN COMMAND!
BZERK 2nd in command
TBUILT 3rd in command
VON HULK HEAD RECRUITER

o m g my fellow squadron pilots, I'm getting weaker it's getting dark early around my eyes I'm sinking slowly deteriorating and losing all hope I'm sorry I let you down but I need my points to work before it's too late I'm sinking help me my brothers and sisters it's too late I can't breathe. Well I guess this is it separation from my game never thought it would come to this love you guys.

Morning Misfits!!!!

I'm going to be flying under "IMO JAMES" Today, for Greg's dad.

Got a new device too...... And its 10" my divide I mean!!!

Watch out!!! Still can't hit S**t!!!!

I may have to change my name to [M]#4

VonHulK wrote: I may have to change my name to [M]#4

I wonder if second will change to #2?

Oh never mind they fixed it! !!
that was way too close alright now I'm level 19 can't wait to go flying see you up there!

[m]Sky.foxx wrote: o m g my fellow squadron pilots, I'm getting weaker it's getting dark early around my eyes I'm sinking slowly deteriorating and losing all hope I'm sorry I let you down but I need my points to work before it's too late I'm sinking help me my brothers and sisters it's too late I can't breathe. Well I guess this is it separation from my game never thought it would come to this love you guys.

what are you saying?

Mr fox has just had his first df withdrawal grats bro trust me there will be many more. Just don't tape your tab to your steering wheel. You get pulled over alot trust me I know

[M] Mike cann wrote:

VonHulK wrote: I may have to change my name to [M]#4

I wonder if second will change to #2?

Maybe #3 will change his name to [*M] #3!

Mike I need 2 more officers for eval,1 down 2 ta go. Any officer that would eval me, please let me know.

[m] Harleyrider wrote: Mike I need 2 more officers for eval,1 down 2 ta go. Any officer that would eval me, please let me know.

update...i will not have practice tonight..one of our band members is sick. So, much of the evening, you'll find me in either a btc or bth mission at borimov, mess, or vimy.

Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

dam photo to go with previous post wont load

johnnykent wrote: Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

Darn Johnny too funny Really, LQTM actually I lol'ed

darraxx wrote: Mr fox has just had his first df withdrawal grats bro trust me there will be many more. Just don't tape your tab to your steering wheel. You get pulled over alot trust me I know

Always glad to see your posts bro, had a guy I knew growing up they called him Rabbit , I always called him Tibbar used to really get him o well I grew up well almost but when ever I see Rabbit I think about it.

johnnykent wrote: Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

DAVY SAYS, now this is funny, u really need to make a thread out of it.

Please add
Sleeping pills to sneak into wife's tea so she will leave me alone
A clean set of depends next to chair
Several bottles of ensure.
Lens cleaner for wiping off sweat and spit when we yell and scream
An extra pair of reading glasses with magnified lens.

Davy Crockett wrote:

johnnykent wrote: Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

DAVY SAYS, now this is funny, u really need to make a thread out of it.


Please add
Sleeping pills to sneak into wife's tea so she will leave me alone
A clean set of depends next to chair
Several bottles of ensure.
Lens cleaner for wiping off sweat and spit when we yell and scream
An extra pair of reading glasses with magnified lens.

Think your right about the thread Davy this is really cheering me up after a tough day at work. Almost hate to go flying naa gonna eat n go.

RLDStover wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote:

johnnykent wrote: Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

DAVY SAYS, now this is funny, u really need to make a thread out of it.


Please add
Sleeping pills to sneak into wife's tea so she will leave me alone
A clean set of depends next to chair
Several bottles of ensure.
Lens cleaner for wiping off sweat and spit when we yell and scream
An extra pair of reading glasses with magnified lens.

Think your right about the thread Davy this is really cheering me up after a tough day at work. Almost hate to go flying naa gonna eat n go.

DONT FORGET TO ADD ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS TO PUT OVER DOG POOP BECAUSE YOU WERE IN A GOOD GAME AND DIDNT WANT TO TAKE HIM OUTSIDE.

Davy Crockett wrote:

johnnykent wrote: Hey fellow misfits

I've been playing dogfight now for 3 months and believe that after trial and error I've created the perfect dogfight survival kit ( patent pending )


1: Pillows plumped to full potential ( ready for hours of shooting reds)........ check
2: Extension cable at the ready ( to deal with terrible battery life ).......... check
3: Sustenance ( beer and crisps or chips to my American friends ) ................ check
4: TV remotes ( for back ground noise , at moment big bang theory but usually music channel ) check
5: large candle ( blackout issues check previous posts ) ....... check
6: Baby wipes ( Don't ask)............ check
7: Slippers at the ready ( who knows what real life issues may arise ) ........ check
8. Bottle opener ( due to inflight safety issues its stored in the top draw ) .............. check
9: £3 dinner money ( for if/ when Davy crockett enters the game ) BIG BULLY ................ check

All rights reserved " johnny kent " and " dogfight survival kit " are registered trade marks

DAVY SAYS, now this is funny, u really need to make a thread out of it.

Please add
Sleeping pills to sneak into wife's tea so she will leave me alone
A clean set of depends next to chair
Several bottles of ensure.
Lens cleaner for wiping off sweat and spit when we yell and scream
An extra pair of reading glasses with magnified lens.

hi davy yeah , about thread was going to call it. show us your cock pit but wasnt sure if some might get the wrong idea

I found Pete, and sir Stover in a bomb the base, the reds started to leave, one by one. One guy told Pete that he hated him, lol Good one.

[M]RAPTOR wrote:

Skydawas1 wrote:

[m]Sky.foxx wrote: pilots I just got my stuff handed to me buy some guy name sky Wow and then I bombed my own hanger! So I would like to know what platform is the best in your opinion. I have a Samsung galaxy 3 tablet with tilt controls I have been twisting and turning but to no avail! There must be something better! When I get out im going to get something . What is your suggestion anyone?I had a great time don't misunderstand me but I don't see how I can get any better with just his tablet so drop me a clue please I'm going back up. See you soon thanks guys and girls

You didn’t do to bad. What was getting you was the over exaggerated maneuvers. Pulling tight turns with a bomb and zig waging about gets very predictable. What I would try doing is watch for the gun rounds to come since they are bright wight or yellow glowing beads. From there you just move over a little to get out of the way of them. From a distance most people will not see the small maneuvers to get clear and they will continue to waste ammo on nothing.

It also helps a good deal to face your enemy and meet their attack. Its easy to hit a plane moving away from you or a plane that avoids facing you. Just a little bit of a lead with the gun and they will burn. A target that faces you and shoot hot lead back is more intimidating and harder to hit. You have to maneuver to hit them with out getting caught in their stream of lead and you have to watch out for them adjusting their aim.

Best place to put the sight to shoot some one is to put their little dot of a plane right in the middle of that curve in the planes wind shield in the middle of the gun sight. The Very top of the windshield arc is were the lead goes.

Best of luck and hope to see you up there again.

SkyDavis, it was a pleasent surprise seeing and flying with you again the other day, its been a very long time Sir. Great to see you!!!

All very good info here, new or veteran players. Thanks for stopping in Davis, hope to see you again soon.

I always enjoy flying with misfits. Its like hanging out with the other half of the family.

Falcons are the first half misfits the other half if you get confused by the above statement.

Sir mike cann I was playing with the fact that my game wasn't working I was just pretending Mike no problem I was pretending that I was losing control because I couldn't play the game. They fixed it for me pronto! Now let's get on to this I know you are good at what you do and I'm proud that you're helping me . I have tried some of your tips and they're working already I had 3 kills in 25 seconds! Hooorah! And the Hulkster gave me some good tips too I'm working on them lot of boys are going to shoot me down while I'm perfecting it but thank you sir Mike thank you everyone and whoever got the game working again for me . I'll be in touch sir mike thank you again!

VonHulK wrote: I found Pete, and sir Stover in a bomb the base, the reds started to leave, one by one. One guy told Pete that he hated him, lol Good one.

It was cool being in a game with you guys don't happen much but when it does makes me laugh at the banter going on and hey I made it across the field no sneekin or nothin like that and got to see what the hangers n field looks like coming in the going out I got down pat and to top it all off think I got one bomb in and the game was over Sooooo I won the game for us right, lqtm

RLDStover wrote:

VonHulK wrote: I found Pete, and sir Stover in a bomb the base, the reds started to leave, one by one. One guy told Pete that he hated him, lol Good one.

It was cool being in a game with you guys don't happen much but when it does makes me laugh at the banter going on and hey I made it across the field no sneekin or nothin like that and got to see what the hangers n field looks like coming in the going out I got down pat and to top it all off think I got one bomb in and the game was over Sooooo I won the game for us right, lqtm

You did well sir, and yes you did win the game, thank you. It's always great to fly with Family.

Wow I feel like this is the worst I've done in a while..ugh. Oh well

[M] Mike cann wrote:

Wow I feel like this is the worst I've done in a while..ugh. Oh well

DAVY says, cannon you played an excellent game, you made me cry many times. Probably most of my deaths were because of you and on top of that you were hard to hit. I was knocking everyone down but were you were tough to shoot. If it wasn't for you my stats would have been really good. As for the two FOKKERS, they are both good also, and then of course the DOCTOR. All of these players in this game did good.

Like i said before I would much rather see you or any misfit as red because then I know im gonna have to be on my toes.

U all rock, GOD BLESS GREY.

Foxx, I tried to get back to that game, it kept putting me in another. Our EVAL will continue the next time we meet. You got one on me already. So that counts towards next time. This guy is a turner, I'm dizzy from the spinning. Make sure you use the tips I sent you. Reread them if you have to. They WILL help. Until next time.

So little time to play, or even read through the forum. This is depressing and bad for my soul.
See you guys in the sky as soon as I can

[M]Reckless wrote: So little time to play, or even read through the forum. This is depressing and bad for my soul.
See you guys in the sky as soon as I can

No worries sir Reckless, I've been shooting down twice as many reds, in your absence. I'll try to leave some for you.

Thanks Hulk Sir I will practice till then see you up there!
Thank you Doctor it was fun as well as important! !
Sir Mike the tips are working! Everyones tips thanks! Hooorah!