Look, my stunt double is a level 20!
Perhaps he can make himself useful and take Mrs. Viper to her moms while I work on my car, or maybe come over and cut my yard. Better yet he can come to the Den and clean up after us, like a good lackey. Word has it there are cornhusks all over the place. Just be sure to turn off the lights when you are done, okay?
Man, creating an alternate wolf pack looks like a lot of trouble for someone. I bet it is really, really fun and best be avoided at all costs by real wolf pack guys and gals.