Jacklpe wrote: How do we get pushpin status around here? Now that we are over 500 replies, are we worthy? I think we are just with Paul's video contributions alone... Someone let me know. Thanks!

(Moving back to the top)

Everning all long time not see. I thought I would pop in for a swift half. and say hi,
And asking Jacklpe if I can start back to work again next week?

x

Oh PLEASE come back mrs roo this place just isn't the same without you here to keep us all in line.

Jacklpe wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: How do we get pushpin status around here? Now that we are over 500 replies, are we worthy? I think we are just with Paul's video contributions alone... Someone let me know. Thanks!

(Moving back to the top)

Back to the top again

QUEENOFTHEBARMAIDS...do you serve Lancashire Hotpots here?
Not that kind.
Never mind.
May I have a burger, please?

World English Dictionary
bap (bæp)
— n
( Brit ) a large soft bread roll
Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition

Hay Jacklpe, The Jolly Roger is my local! It's neutral space for a kick back and a drink. Can I have a pint of Spitfire while I'm over here. What is 'pushpin'? Like into a map?

I put some bored games behind the bar a while ago like darts, women's cricket etc, the usual stuff but no pool and no FRIZZBEE, man I love the frizzbee.

Good news to hear Mrs Lou can come back shortly, hopefully that means their Benjamin is settling well.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: QUEENOFTHEBARMAIDS...do you serve Lancashire Hotpots here?

Not that kind.
Never mind.
May I have a burger, please?

World English Dictionary
bap (bæp)
— n
( Brit ) a large soft bread roll
Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition

Cant view the top one. Funny song, a bit cheesy for me, but I enjoyed watching it anyway

Chocks Away wrote: Hay Jacklpe, The Jolly Roger is my local! It's neutral space for a kick back and a drink. Can I have a pint of Spitfire while I'm over here. What is 'pushpin'? Like into a map?

I put some bored games behind the bar a while ago like darts, women's cricket etc, the usual stuff but no pool and no FRIZZBEE, man I love the frizzbee.

Good news to hear Mrs Lou can come back shortly, hopefully that means their Benjamin is settling well.

I'm trying to get a mod to "pushpin" the thread so that it will be highlighted in yellow. I think we may have earned that status by now. And yes, we are a neutral kind of place. I mean, we can definitely deal with a good throw down every now and then, but we sort it out in house and then drink another.

And Mrs Roo always has a place here. We look forward to her coming back.

I see the bar isn't yet painted yellow...
Do we have to bribe someone to get the job done or is it that we haven't paid for "protection"
The maffi.. sorry
Moderators are a bunch of tough guys



(Don't get me wrong. It's all in fun and I admire your hard work around here. But what is the criteria to get a thread made sticky and yellow, other then accidentally dropping a poop diaper on the tablet )

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Jacob10000 wrote: ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Maybe next year. We'll have to sell a lot of booze to cover that. Oh well.

At least we know now.

We haven't been to the "laundry" enough recently to cover that. Luckily, we can provide our own "protection".

And just how much moonshine do you think that we have to push to get that kind of profit...

I say let the mods drink for free that should get us pushed pinned

Me thinks the new advertising strategy is hopeless. Oh well. So much for trying to go corporate. It really wouldn't have fit our "style" anyway. This is more of a hideout than a hangout I think. So, to my valuable customers, thanks for your support!

I withdraw my questions regarding a higher status.

When is Mrs Roo coming back? In getting tired babysitting a bunch of drunks 24/7. I miss her!

Jack,

I'll take over for a bit... Take a break. I left a bucket of shiners on the front porch. Saw the dogwoods blooming and figured it was time to catch some crappie... Help yourself if you fancy wetting a line

ParrotHead wrote: Jack,

I'll take over for a bit... Take a break. I left a bucket of shiners on the front porch. Saw the dogwoods blooming and figured it was time to catch some crappie... Help yourself if you fancy wetting a line

Parrot, I know the pay ain't always much, so thanks for being a good friend and doing all that. (Singing "Fishing Hole" on my way out the door)

Any chance of a stiff drink before my intending doom catches up with me please......

Richyroo wrote: Any chance of a stiff drink before my intending doom catches up with me please......

Impending doom?

Jacklpe wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Jack,

I'll take over for a bit... Take a break. I left a bucket of shiners on the front porch. Saw the dogwoods blooming and figured it was time to catch some crappie... Help yourself if you fancy wetting a line

Parrot, I know the pay ain't always much, so thanks for being a good friend and doing all that. (Singing "Fishing Hole" on my way out the door)

Jack,

I'm an old bastard, raised in North Carolina (home of Mayberry). Watched Andy Griffith EVERY DAY after school. I can name all the characters, quote damn near every episode and whistled that damn song ALL THE TIME, but I've never and I mean NEVER heard the lyrics to that song. I didn't even know it HAD lyrics. How is this even possible? Karma to you buddy.

Roo,
Jack is indisposed at the mo. Whatever you want and it's on me.

ParrotHead wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Jack,

I'll take over for a bit... Take a break. I left a bucket of shiners on the front porch. Saw the dogwoods blooming and figured it was time to catch some crappie... Help yourself if you fancy wetting a line

Parrot, I know the pay ain't always much, so thanks for being a good friend and doing all that. (Singing "Fishing Hole" on my way out the door)

Jack,

I'm an old bastard, raised in North Carolina (home of Mayberry). Watched Andy Griffith EVERY DAY after school. I can name all the characters, quote damn near every episode and whistled that damn song ALL THE TIME, but I've never and I mean NEVER heard the lyrics to that song. I didn't even know it HAD lyrics. How is this even possible? Karma to you buddy.

Roo,
Jack is indisposed at the mo. Whatever you want and it's on me.

Well Shazam Parrot! Me and Floyd took us a trip down to Mt Pilot and...

Nah. I know a LOT of older music. One of my things.

Glad I could share something new with you.

I'm taking you up on the sport complement thing. Mine is to jasonmc. He did a damn good bang up job in that sum b*tch yeserday. He done killed ma teamkillars fer meh. I doned like him fo that. Her sum picters o that durned team iz on.

Big C, they called down here at the fishing hole to let me know you wanted to set up an official Frisbee team. Thanks for the karma to Jason! Who's the lucky team that we are going to have as the Official
Jolly Roger Frisbee Team?

Hey, it's sticky'd

Dixieconfederate wrote: Hey, it's sticky'd

AWESOME!!! Thanks Dixie! A karma for you as soon as I'm able!

It wasnt me, i can only do that stuff on cac section.

We've moved up in the world!!!! We are now painted in yellow! Be it whiskey, be it apple juice, everyone drinks for free tonight!

Dixieconfederate wrote: It wasnt me, i can only do that stuff on cac section.

Yea, but somehow I think your fingerprints might be on it. Let me know if I'm wrong.

Jacklpe wrote:

Dixieconfederate wrote: It wasnt me, i can only do that stuff on cac section.

Yea, but somehow I think your fingerprints might be on it. Let me know if I'm wrong.

You are wrong, i think

Wow, fancy joint now. All stickied and such.

I better stock up on the free drink offer before you jack up the prices on everything!

I'll take a fifth of everything plus a case of growlers of your finest suds . . .