ParrotHead wrote:
ParrotHead wrote: Ok hold on a sec.... I think a few of us need to google "sarcasm".
Jiminy Christmas!!! Sarcasm. Look it up! He wasn't really complaining about better planes. He was using it as an example of how silly it is to complain about EVERYTHING!
Its obviously lost on some.
DAVY SAYS, I do not complain about everything, however there are a few issues i would like to bring up
I DONT THE COLOR OF MY PLANE, I WANTED PURPLE
I WANT MY GUNS TO FIRE MORE BULLETS
I DONT LIKE TAILDRAGGERS, I WANT A TRI-CYCLE LANDING GEAR SET UP
WHY DON't WE HAVE MORE TREES IN THE LANDSCAPE
HOW COME I NEVER SEE FISH JUMPING IN THE WATER
I MISS THE NOOBS
HOW COME WE DONT HAVE PRETTY LAKES TO FLY OVER ON WAY TO TARGET
HOW COME WE NEVER SEE ANY HOUSES
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY SHEEP OR ANIMALS
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DISTANCE BETWEEN TARGETS
I DONT LIKE THE COLOR OF THE ZEP
I WANT DIFFERENT COLORS FOR THE HANGER ROOFS
HOW COME WE NEVER SEE PEOPLE INSIDE THE HANGERS
HOW COME MY CHUTE IS NOT BIGGER
WHY IS MY WINDSHIELD ALWAYS DIRTY, WHY CAN'T WE GET A NICE CLEAR WINDSHIELD
WHY CANT THE THROTTLE BE ON THE LEFT SIDE
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY WITH PILOTS BETTER THAN ME
WHY DID I RUN OUT OF MEDS, I NEED MY MEDS