Well sadlyish its not a simple as just inviting you but I can and AM inviting you to apply. To do so all you need do is got to page 1 of the MOM page and apply using the link, then kick back and await to here back for the 'star chamber'. Due to high demand

there has been new rules implemented and only three new MOMbers a month get accepted but your requested is then carried over to ensure ALL members of the said chamber can get a feel of you

O.K maybe not the best figure of speech but if you go to the thread you will see were all a little strange. Once you've applied be sure to post some useful (crap) information about yourself and be sure to mention your love of cake.
By the way, where in England are you?