Phew another hot day in UK , got me to thinking about a story my old granny once told me about her visit to Africa. It was so hot the pavements were actually melting but all the local native ladies looked so cool , how can they be cool she thought ,they must have a secret. Next day it was even hotter so she asked one of the local ladies how they stayed so cool , it's easy came the reply we take our knickers off and let the breeze cool our "bits" down , horrified my granny walked quickly away , never could I do that she thought and I bet it does not work any way. Next day it was even hotter , granny was suffering badly in the heat , so she asked another local lady " how do you stay cool in this heat" again the reply " we take our knickers off and let the breeze cool our "bits" down" . Aghast granny hurried away.. Next day it was so hot granny could hardly stand it ,as walked to the shop she saw a very large native lady sat on the pavement eating a huge piece of watermelon ,with her skirts pulled up to her waist with her "bits " on show to the world looking really cool. Maybe it does work granny thought ,so she wandered over and asked the very large lady " does exposing your "bits" to the air actually,keep you cool...no came the reply but it keeps the flies off my melon!