[*M]VonHuLK wrote: I have an anouncment, I broke something today. I came out back to sit down and check the forum before going to bed. Slowly I stepped out the sliding glass door, turned to sit on my favorite chair (pilot seat), all I heard was SNAP. Next thing I knew, I was on my back. My seat has taken the brunt of many flights. The bullets must have taken their toll on my poor chair (or my giant Green butt) so now I must learn to fly all over again. Ugh
That's on the list of things that have never happened to me...
I sat down to Christmas dinner one time at my sister in law's house and broke the chair, plate on my head, table cloth caught and almost had the turkey fall on my head...felt pretty bad about that one.
Lawn chairs in front of raging camp fires are another great trick of mine...but only if the flames are 6 or 7 ft high.