[*M]VonHuLK wrote: A post from BlueMax, a while back. Still relevent.


Sometimes it's like the game wants to test you. Just to see if you will stay. I will admit sometimes after I see red after red enter I'm like WTH? Man I can play but give me a break. I still like to make it hard on em. Some of these turn around and some don't.

Tips for the lopsided game from MäX

1. Always shoot the guy that is killing you first. Not just rank. The one that is dropping you the most he is top of the list. Most times it will be a high rank guy but not always.

2. Never leave a tank. EVER

3. Kill as many chutes as you can. Doubling back to get tanks is time consuming. You have no time to waste. Defense.

4. Never Tank. Waste of valuable killing time. You are on defense. A tank is a offensive weapon. If you make it the last hill and get shot down tank there. No other time.

5. Chute kills save you buns. Jump and start shooting.

6. Kill planes before tanks. You can not kill tanks if someone shoots you down. Prioritize targets.

7. Memory. Remember the guys names that sneak. Make 2 runs low then drop and go high fast. He will be there. Kill him and return to the field. Two more runs and back high. You can set you watch by it. They will get tired of getting killed and leave. You will be happy. The same guys sneak every time. Over & over & over. Ugh.

8. Switch and help an outnumbered guy. They remember it. Some day they will return the favor.

9. Never leave. Don't quit. No matter what. Just keep killing.

10. Shoot planes down in order. Kill one, wait, kill 2, wait, kill 3, wait a sec. It spreads them out. They will be forever coming in a line. Easier to kill one at a time. If you have a horde of reds it is difficult. Very few guys form up and fly together.

11. Don't miss. make your shots count.

12. If you are shot down close to your base do not get in a chute. Choose plane and get in the air fast.

13. If I switch to help you, DO NOT LEAVE ME TO DIE!!!!! I did you a favor by not running over you with the rest of the reds. At least do me the courtesy of dying together. We may lose but we will die trying. I will never help you again if you leave me. We may also win. You never know if you don't stay.

I like when they leave my tank

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

GAW wrote: Notice to all the eval officers. After my game against Arthoman last night, I think you will find that he is more than ready for an evaluation. He asked me for one. I told I him I was not authorized but I would pass this along.

He kinda scares me.

Cannon now thats impossible!

In the current state of the game, and there does not seem to be an end of it, some can tank in enemy territory while others cannot. The only solution is to kill evety parachute, every time, no matter where. Not everyone can do this. There are some players, who know it is an unfair glitch, who will try to sneak low and get shot down just so they can tank. It is happening every mission now.

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

I can't believe I got reported to a moderator for this post? Harassing a noob! Lmao
Someone please get him a tissue..

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

I can't believe I got reported to a moderator for this post? Harassing a noob! Lmao
Someone please get him a tissue..

It's obvious now that we still have that rat problem. Guess we better get the industrial size sticky traps.

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

I can't believe I got reported to a moderator for this post? Harassing a noob! Lmao
Someone please get him a tissue..

It's obvious now that we still have that rat problem. Guess we better get the industrial size sticky traps.

Havent we seen this guy before? Seems familiar.

Just some Tool, looking for some attention, wait who am I taking about? LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME. Noobs will be Noobs, Tools will be Tools. Tomorrow the sun will come up, and no one will be able to stop the domination in the sky. I bid you ado, good day people.

I figured to make Mondays more amazing, rename Monday, "Mischievous Monday". It fits cause we're the Misfits

Mischievous Monday is kinda like our Fridays just NOTHING LIKE what Fox posts. I don't wanna vomit at school bro. But Mondays should have a different theme than Fridays. Just a thought.

[*M] TR wrote:

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

I can't believe I got reported to a moderator for this post? Harassing a noob! Lmao
Someone please get him a tissue..

It's obvious now that we still have that rat problem. Guess we better get the industrial size sticky traps.

Havent we seen this guy before? Seems familiar.

It's ok...I target the big M first anyway...no offense..they're just too darn good and shoot me.

Hey guys out of work early gettin is some kills .As for tanks I love the reds when they tank especially when I'm.out numbered but I take down as many chutes as I can .but I try and time it so they end up forming a conga line for me and half the time they just don't realize it so I will let one tank or two go for a second or two then boom they get an.Easter egg on their heads . Fox one and his heavy hotties were shaking the rabbit hole so bad last night the dam roof almost fell in .thank god he doesn't have a water bed or I'd be flooded out

Let it be known, I will be shooting ALL the Reds, Noobs, Aces, and everyone in between. I will not be shooting blues, only Reds. If you don't want to be shot at, DONT BE RED. That is all.

That's funny Von. I was accused of spawn killing on my bomb run last night. I thought about telling them to not be on the runway when I'm bombing. The day before I had a 111th mad at me because I was shooting him from to far away
he just wanted to dogfight(in a bomb the hangars mission ) lol. I'm to old for that...I will shoot your azz as far away as I can. If I wanted to go in circles I would play a Nascar game.

I can almost hear him typing the "look at me" response....what a tool lmao

Let the Mayhem begin...

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

I can't believe I got reported to a moderator for this post? Harassing a noob! Lmao
Someone please get him a tissue..

Well now. He might need a box of tissues.

I would like to report a troll who has nothing better to do than antagonize this squad in a passive aggressive way. Fate your little vendetta against this squad has become old. I suggest you try not to begin another troll dashing spin on some posts you read here. In fact if you were not in said game or games you have no say as to what did or did not take place. If you wish to continually try to harass us then it is you who will get reported for such. Why don't you just leave us alone as this is a damn game in which you shoot the opposing team regardless of who they are.

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Let the Mayhem begin...

I saw one of those Allstate commercials with the Mayhem guy and it cracked me up. I pictured square brackets around the M and got an idea...

Anyway, thought it would be fun to play with an alias.

[M]Bep... [M]ayhem

[M]Bep wrote:

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Let the Mayhem begin...

I saw one of those Allstate commercials with the Mayhem guy and it cracked me up. I pictured square brackets around the M and got an idea...

Anyway, thought it would be fun to play with an alias.

[M]Bep... [M]ayhem

All hail [M]isfit [M]ayhem on [M]onday

Not an expert or anything, but I don't think easy kill was easily killed. I had to take a nose dive crash to redrawn and kill a tank which made it to our hangers.

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[*M] CC RIDER wrote:

Don't know if this one has come to our attention yet but I asked him politely twice to remove the M before his name and was told to go take a jump as this is only a video game . To go chill out was not my intention .

He is very adamant to remain in fight with this M ... The other pilots with him at the time (thanks guys ) bowed out and left him to us . Just wondering what our next approach should be . Ideas anyone ?

Kill them all..

Sign me up, as a matter of fact ANYONE who has the letter M in their name, and is red. Will be shot on site. Come to think of it, M or not. If you are red I will kill you unmercifully. Just like I do to every red.

So go to get my subscription all updated and.......nothing. Did what Zup told me to do last time and hit the subscribe button, this time it wanted to charge me again... Ugh! Called Amazon and after 35 minutes on the phone with the delightful " Sunshine" and the " Imneeda youtoa doa thisa." Huh? " sorry, I needs yo you todo thisa too it akindle" ok, I think. Finally got to where we could understand each other, removed this did that, cleared this, hit that 4 times, jumped up and down while blowing a whistle and clapping my hands, FINALLY, got the subscription fixed! Now my dang battery is dead! UGHHHHHH!!!!
Did figure out some things to make my tablet run quicker and better, hopefully now I will finally see a night game!
Should just about be enough to get in the air for a minute, maybe give it a shot!

Oh yeah! And I think I missed something fairly big here if someone wants to shoot me a PM and fill me in.
Thanks!

[M]Skyripper wrote: Oh yeah! And I think I missed something fairly big here if someone wants to shoot me a PM and fill me in.
Thanks!

Done.

Hi all!!! Just dropping in to catch up and say "hey!" Lol
I'm gonna try to get a few games, so I hope to see yall around (hopefully blue) lol

Spreading looooove bros...!!!

A couple good and quick games..spawned into the first one with net coming straight at me it was good to get out of the noob servers and into some good competition.

Brothers!!!!! First night back, been too long!! Please look out for a Team Killer by the name of Coyo Roco, this guy is a major spawn killer also, and he likes to bad mouth his teammates !!! I could not do anything because he was on my team, but I KNOW [*M]yBrothers have my back!!!

[*M]Pistolpete wrote: Brothers!!!!! First night back, been too long!! Please look out for a Team Killer by the name of Coyo Roco, this guy is a major spawn killer also, and he likes to bad mouth his teammates !!! I could not do anything because he was on my team, but I KNOW [*M]yBrothers have my back!!!

Its Monday bro..lol
Yesterday i fly with him and he runaway off...but aint saw nothing strange in his behavior with his own team...really!!

Another teamkiller, lionofJudas. Major TOOLBAG.

PlayEd a good one right before bed. BOOM