Food for thought.
As we progress as parents, this new age form of discipline came about. TIMEOUT = BAN.
When you were a noob as a child (I) got a whuppin!
Some parents sent their kids to the corner. (That didn't work as well as the whuppin. ) But your nose was pressed in the corner for hours not minutes.
Both of these seemed to get through to a noob child and we're acceptable forms of discipline.
The timeout method is baloney! It's only 5 minutes max and they just trash their room waiting to come out!
I say that we do have mods! And that corporal punishment it the consequence for the offending noob! And that Birdie is the mod in charge of delivering said punishment!
I want to be a noob all of a sudden! !!