That's a Crockett of crap

Ok is today I'm to stupid to fly day. I keep getting put into games with guys that just don't have a clue. One game I'm lead plane making a rush on the base only to surrounded by fire by my own team hell I could only fly straight in. So I get shot down and so does the rest of my team and I was right there. And they were just behind me. Next game its lets all fly in a circle it looked like a giant o from behind. And when the shooting started me and the Guy with me couldn't fire a shot because they all did the same thing they closed the circle and promptly all got shot down they didn't even.get on hit in that left me and this Guy hanging in the wind against 5 we go down get back up and their doing it all over again. And then again how many times do you need to get killed until you realize it ain't working. I'm mean crap don't circle your ship until everyone is in the air without trying to stop any reds and wait till their almost at the ship to even fire a shot oh yeah don't bother getting the tanks that are point blank at the ship I mean how much damage can two tanks do to a great big ship. Me and the other Guy said stuff this and left I hoe they had their rear ends handed to them. Sorry had to get that out. And I almost forgot a btc game just me against two and their trying to capture their own boat omg. Ron white said it best we can fid anything but you can't fix stupid

darraxx wrote: Ok is today I'm to stupid to fly day. I keep getting put into games with guys that just don't have a clue. One game I'm lead plane making a rush on the base only to surrounded by fire by my own team hell I could only fly straight in. So I get shot down and so does the rest of my team and I was right there. And they were just behind me. Next game its lets all fly in a circle it looked like a giant o from behind. And when the shooting started me and the Guy with me couldn't fire a shot because they all did the same thing they closed the circle and promptly all got shot down they didn't even.get on hit in that left me and this Guy hanging in the wind against 5 we go down get back up and their doing it all over again. And then again how many times do you need to get killed until you realize it ain't working. I'm mean crap don't circle your ship until everyone is in the air without trying to stop any reds and wait till their almost at the ship to even fire a shot oh yeah don't bother getting the tanks that are point blank at the ship I mean how much damage can two tanks do to a great big ship. Me and the other Guy said stuff this and left I hoe they had their rear ends handed to them. Sorry had to get that out. And I almost forgot a btc game just me against two and their trying to capture their own boat omg. Ron white said it best we can fid anything but you can't fix stupid

Smart guy once said" if you always do what youve always done, you will always get what you always have!" I have gotten some high numbers from those guys.

So long misfits I'm going out on my own had fun with you guys. But it is time for me to leave.

Bye all I'll miss you

Oh I love shooting the the dumb guys but I keep getting them.on.my damn team. And if I'm.in the lead their shooting all around me from.behind. I've tried going to the side tried going up hell I even flew in the other direction belive it or not they followed me. I felt the pied piper leading the mice

Hey where the hell is.that truck full.of meds. This game needs.a.Valium dispenser. Ist there an.app to pour beer put of the phone.

*[M]VonHulk wrote: Woah, wait a minute. Does this mean I lost a spot too? Dagnabit. Whose idea was this anyway? I better get on the ball. I've been slacking lately.

Zackly what it means. I moved up in world to 44, and down in squad to 6! All in one morning.

Ol guys it finally happens I was in a game with mean of mom have played many games with him I thought everything was cool somebody on my team was sneaking it infuriated the reds so they decided to camp in retaliation I told them I would have to shoot them to get them off of my base, they were too angry to listenthe game finally ended it was fun still but almost a nightmare I'm not trying to bring anyone down but the very next game I had to leave for therapy in the middle of the game so I thought I'd just make the one last bomb Runso then here's mean sitting on the runway not flying not doing anything and I could have easily shot him but that would be spawn killing I lined up on the hangers and drop the bomb between both of them and it also got mean who was just sitting there. Like I said I had to go to therapy so I said I'll see you guys gotta go and means says to me good I'm going to I don't hang around with spawn killers! Can you believe it! The Foxx accused of spawn killing! By mean well that's okay if you hear any rumors the Fox does not spawn kill! I'm sorry guys and girls I don't want to be a downer to this squadron but sometimes those other teams get way out of line and it hurts when you get accused of something you know you didn't do! Love you guys see you up there!

[M]Sky.foxx wrote: Ol guys it finally happens I was in a game with mean of mom have played many games with him I thought everything was cool somebody on my team was sneaking it infuriated the reds so they decided to camp in retaliation I told them I would have to shoot them to get them off of my base, they were too angry to listenthe game finally ended it was fun still but almost a nightmare I'm not trying to bring anyone down but the very next game I had to leave for therapy in the middle of the game so I thought I'd just make the one last bomb Runso then here's mean sitting on the runway not flying not doing anything and I could have easily shot him but that would be spawn killing I lined up on the hangers and drop the bomb between both of them and it also got mean who was just sitting there. Like I said I had to go to therapy so I said I'll see you guys gotta go and means says to me good I'm going to I don't hang around with spawn killers! Can you believe it! The Foxx accused of spawn killing! By mean well that's okay if you hear any rumors the Fox does not spawn kill! I'm sorry guys and girls I don't want to be a downer to this squadron but sometimes those other teams get way out of line and it hurts when you get accused of something you know you didn't do! Love you guys see you up there!

Let em complain. Heck, it may not even be anything related to what happened. I guarantee a lot of MOM'S are stressed over this whole star chamber ordeal. Either way, you know what you did, that's all that matters. Now on a side note, I can't help but notice you're running around the hangar not wearing any pants... you don't have a banner, but you're relatively active in the forum. Give me a pm or a request in the banner library thread so I can make you a pair of forum pants!

Hopefully you took them on a nice tour

[m]Misfit Crockett wrote: Hey FLIX, sorry but I could only stay a minute in that game, I had to go pick up dinner, I just wanted to pop in after your post and say hi.

My apologizes to all the MISFITS. I cannot meet you in the ace hole much right now. My wife hurt her foot so she is now home 24 hours a day (STRESS). Add to the fact that she is jealous of dogfight, she says "I cant sit and talk to her but I can spend hours talking to my dogfight buddies". Uggggggggggg, makes me feel guilty. Lol lol

Ugggg and I ran out of sleeping pills to put into her tea.

There is no place I can sit in here where she cannot see me.

I cant even play much in the last few days.

I WANTED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO misfit bully Crockett but it wont let me. How do I find out what my password is?

hey davy i know the feeling

I can sit and read a book all night and my other half wont bat an eye lid but as soon as she hears that's dogfight intro music while im logging in and decided which server to join i start to feel the side of my head burning , I turn to look and i could swear her eyes go from a lovely green to bright red and smoke starts to appear from her ears .

Now I love women hell I married one but as the old saying goes ....... Women are from venus, Men are from dogfight

Well I can say I'd rather the stare of death than to look up and she her there with the old cast iron frying pan and boaz happy to see you bro. Stop by and say hi more often

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No more bulky items to run into
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As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

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And for the next few hours it only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one.
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Nice Davy, just two questions. Is the price for one of these for "new in the box" or used? And which one do you have?

Lmbo Mr Crockett,

That may be one of the funniest things I've seen in this place!!!!
On a side note. "Frank Burns eats worms!"

The Bully is trying to sell those at the Jolly Roger too, and as I told a guy over there, the TV trays look very much like the toilet seats at the Ace Hole

thanks misfits for putting up with my situations doctor by the way it would be an honor for a banner love you guys I don't know anyway more how to say it proud and fairly good looking just kidding guys I'll see you up there I still love this game!

/k.I vote Mac as sales.agent of misfit stuff Davy the Trey table is cool. Now get to work on the coffee mugs and beer st iens

OMG I'm an expert border I have no clue what that is but I'm happy to be an expert border love you guys bye

[M]Sky.foxx wrote: Ol guys it finally happens I was in a game with mean of mom have played many games with him I thought everything was cool somebody on my team was sneaking it infuriated the reds so they decided to camp in retaliation I told them I would have to shoot them to get them off of my base, they were too angry to listenthe game finally ended it was fun still but almost a nightmare I'm not trying to bring anyone down but the very next game I had to leave for therapy in the middle of the game so I thought I'd just make the one last bomb Runso then here's mean sitting on the runway not flying not doing anything and I could have easily shot him but that would be spawn killing I lined up on the hangers and drop the bomb between both of them and it also got mean who was just sitting there. Like I said I had to go to therapy so I said I'll see you guys gotta go and means says to me good I'm going to I don't hang around with spawn killers! Can you believe it! The Foxx accused of spawn killing! By mean well that's okay if you hear any rumors the Fox does not spawn kill! I'm sorry guys and girls I don't want to be a downer to this squadron but sometimes those other teams get way out of line and it hurts when you get accused of something you know you didn't do! Love you guys see you up there!

Foxx,
I made the same mistake of of accusing non other then Blue Max of spawn killing on bomb the carrier mission. It was way before I joined the Misfits so I was pretty new..
He too had just dropped a bomb on the carrier and me....

Can I say it was very ugly for me for a few weeks cuz Max did not forget me...ooopsy, you don't want to accuse anyone of something they did not do..
I bet he was sitting there with his breaks on and thought you couldn't kill him..
You can if you hit them with a bomb and frankly, if they are sitting there and catch the blast of the bomb, to damn bad.
I wouldn't feel bad at all about it..

Oh as far as Max and I go, he killed me over and over and over...I apologized cuz I knew I was in the wrong, but it took me some time to figure it out.
Hope someday Mean realizes it too!

Take care Foxx, no worries here with Birdie

Good post BIRD. MEAN seems to be a pretty good guy so I think this will easily be worked out.

darraxx wrote: /k.I vote Mac as sales.agent of misfit stuff Davy the Trey table is cool. Now get to work on the coffee mugs and beer st iens

Umm I think I'll pass on the inventive toilet seat TV tray,
and I would be very scared of what else Davy may come up with coffee mugs and beer glasses

Davy you are over the top!! love it

He he he

Great battle, T.R. Foust and I. ElRAPIDO is a Warrior.

BOOM





With a bomb.

Rotflmao

Ok, Drinks are on me. Open bar at the AceHole.

Just had a game with Boaz, that guy can shoot. Glad he switched to help me out. Even though I'm part of the cheerleader squad!

Had a great time flying with you

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: Just had a game with Boaz, that guy can shoot. Glad he switched to help me out. Even though I'm part of the cheerleader squad!

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Was in a game with him earlier too. He is a fighter sure nuff!