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Help, lag is screwing my up coordination 12 years 6 months ago #84065

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Im old, my mind is feeble, this lag is totally messing it up.

I went to shake hands with a new tenant and the hand jumped, i missed, i grabbed her breast instead. After a strong and vigorous shake i tried to explain to her about lag. She just did not understand. Hopefully the judge will have a better understanding.

I cracked an egg but missed the pan after it jumped to the side, had to clean the stove.

I missed the toilet, it jumped to the left. I peed all over floor.

I went to change out a circuit breaker and my hand jumped. Hopefully I will be able to comb hair soon.

I pulled out into traffic, the on-coming car jumped 100 yards and almost hit me.

I went to turn at the intersection when it jumped, i went over the curb, poor place to install a fire hydrant.

Please fix the lag, I T S B E E N H A R D T O E X P L A I N T O T H E P O L I CE

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Help, lag is screwing my up coordination 12 years 6 months ago #84121

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I ordered a sandwich from Jimmmy John's, and it didn't arrive for like 2 hours
Freaky slow

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Help, lag is screwing my up coordination 12 years 6 months ago #84157

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I hear
you. Yesterday I walked to the park and jumped and accindently pushed a guy down a manhole. I just hope the hospital will be more understanding then him..... :whistle:


FEAR THE FUZZY. FEAR IT!

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Help, lag is screwing my up coordination 12 years 6 months ago #84169

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Davy Crockett wrote: Im old, my mind is feeble, this lag is totally messing it up.

I went to shake hands with a new tenant and the hand jumped, i missed, i grabbed her breast instead. After a strong and vigorous shake i tried to explain to her about lag. She just did not understand. Hopefully the judge will have a better understanding.

I cracked an egg but missed the pan after it jumped to the side, had to clean the stove.

I missed the toilet, it jumped to the left. I peed all over floor.

I went to change out a circuit breaker and my hand jumped. Hopefully I will be able to comb hair soon.

I pulled out into traffic, the on-coming car jumped 100 yards and almost hit me.

I went to turn at the intersection when it jumped, i went over the curb, poor place to install a fire hydrant.

Please fix the lag, I T S B E E N H A R D T O E X P L A I N T O T H E P O L I CE


Yeah, lag is an issue for many of us. I'm certain it will be remedied soon....was just in another game where my plane was super slow, couldn't maneuver very well and never even seen blue maxes bullets lol....









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Help, lag is screwing my up coordination 12 years 6 months ago #84323

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Lag is so much better today, i even hit the toilet. Keep it up guys

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