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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #247832

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Having been an Aviation Medicine Technician, I was considered a source expert in the area of aeronautical evaluations and qualifications. Therefore,I have decided to open up my office . Below is all in jest.

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All wolves will report for flight physicals with in thirty days of their birthday. Pilots over 40 will do so annually all others will submit yearly questionnaires. Physicals will be given at age 20, and each five year intervals. Pilots under twenty,regardless of age will have the initial candidate physical, and once off probation will be required to have another full physical.

This is to take place immediately per navmed inst 6410.1d and secnav inst 6410.1f. Commanding Officers, Tycoms, and other such authorities will maintain operational necessity and report delinquent pilots to the office of the COMMANDER NAVAL MEDICAL COMMAND, AVIATION BRANCH, DEPT OF DOG FIGHT, for immediate medical qualifications.

NATOPS QUALIFICATIONS WILL BE CURRENT PRIOR TO MEDICAL SCREENING. DIRECT ALL INQUIRIES TO :

Naval Medical Command
Aviation Branch
Dog Fight
Fig Newton Rd
JOINT BASE Lollipop,Dust Bowl , Nevada
BGEN D. E. LEE

1800- SX2-BYOU
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #247835

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What about mental evaluations, I think I need one
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #247848

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Yes Sir Navmed!

I'll have to comb my wild wolf fur, brush my tail and sharpen/whiten my wolf teeth. I will report a slight crack in one canine nail from a hard landing in a parachute, but I can still run and keep up with pack.

Reporting as ordered...OOOoooOOOOooooOOOooOOOOOO

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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #248033

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You will be ok. As long as the nail has not splintered in three pieces or involved the nail bed nerve bundle causing paw neuropathy and you are able to demonstrate balance , you're flight status is ok
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #248037

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Crocket failure of the psych profile is mandatory to be allowed to fly. Now if you think you might have turned sane, we can lock you in a room with : 5 yr olds, the cast from the show " The View" ,or myself until we have you back to a nicely unbalanced capacity. Meanwhile, here's a pill. Don't ask, just take it. Pretty soon you will see carriers in the mountains, right Dire?
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #248043

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Any thing but a day with VIEW, that would be torture, cruel and inhuman, I wil have the shock treatment before I hit the view.
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 9 years 1 month ago #248046

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Take the pill and see the carriers in the mountains! OOOoooOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOO

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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315633

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Does this mean we have to bend over and get the glove???? I hated that :(
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315779

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Well I'm.just glad there's a surgeon here .Will you be removing some.players heads from Thier butts .or do you think it's to late for them and they are now stuck in that position.
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315797

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Its been such a long time since anyone has asked me to play Doctor... :blink:
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315926

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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315960

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Don't you think that's inappropriate for this forum Ghostrider?
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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315961

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E*A*G*L*E wrote: Don't you think that's inappropriate for this forum Ghostrider?


Good thing we have a moderator who can help with that. ;)

Also its clear Sir Ghostrider is not familiar with the role of a flight surgeon in an aviation squadron, although I think the flight surgeon was actually assigned to the Air Wing and not an individual squadron.

I thought the posters were funny even though they were a bit out of line for our squadron threads.








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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #315978

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Flight Surgeon Office now open 8 years 2 months ago #316836

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navy side, flight surgeons are attached to the wing two per wing. Marine side, they are attached to the Marine Aircraft Group and assigned only one squadron. When Iwas on USs America we had two Navy side, ours from my squadron (marine side) and another one from Cherry point. Anormal airwing has two, we had four.

Now yoh all line up for the pills...
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