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The Mean Old Men 6 days 9 hours ago #384777

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Warning to all Mothers
The BOMB Police are on patrol!

"PULL OVER!"






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Last night, while on our way to bomb the enemy base, Myself and some other squadmates were pulled over for carrying  1-Bomb in a 3-Bomb Zone. We had also been drinking some beers on our flight, filling the empty bottles with urine along the way. We were able to get ourselves out of a ticket by offering the BOMB Policeman a nice beverage.


Be careful out there tonight, I would hate to see you guys get busted by the BOMB Police



Im glad he didnt ask me to walk the toe heal thing i was totaly wasted, i think i black outed, just remember fragmental details not to catch the whole picture, thou

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The Mean Old Men 6 days 9 hours ago #384778

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this is dix loading his plane
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LOL!
I was there to see it !
Don't abuse the beers too much, Brother Jacques is waking up !
LOL !
You managed to piss off my friend Coyote !
Be brave and have fun !
GG in WW1 ! GO ! GO ! BOOM

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Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !
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Just  got the tapes from the film on the bombingraid from HQ... They actually confirms what really happened that night...

guess it's the bomb police on ground catching and counting bombs that not hit !?
 
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This week Friday Girl   First runner up in a closed blind vote , selected by morafs from MOM squad  

 This is Emma Joy Gritby Occupation :Professional Pole dancer Artist name : Miss Fit Messuresment 45-39-40 Length 5 foot 8 Shoe size us 11 ½ Wife to a well known fighter pilot Rising 6 kids and a husband.   The hobby Emma is related to is riding.... For example Bare back riding Stallions   and   secondly  Velodrome cycling   Her favorite color is checkard Favorit letter is C as in Comet  



 
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Thank you Dix

And a happy Miss Fit Friday to all

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Brother Jacques Wrote:

Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !


Thank you Brother Jacques, glad you enjoyed the MOM experience. Always a pleasure to fly with BJ

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Viva DFE! Viva DFE!
Sonnez les Maman! Sonnez les Maman!
Go! Go! Boom! Go! Go! Boom!
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Fly MOM Airlines !
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Brother Jacques Wrote:

Thanks guys !
I haven't had fun for  a long time !
GO ! GO ! !


Thank you Brother Jacques, glad you enjoyed the MOM experience. Always a pleasure to fly with BJ

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Viva DFE! Viva DFE!
Sonnez les Maman! Sonnez les Maman!
Go! Go! Boom! Go! Go! Boom!

I like it, and Not to be too much of a critic, but I think “Go, boom boom” works better than “Go go boom”

just my two cents


 



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Or maybe “go bang boom”? I dunno. Either way, now I can’t get that damn song out of my head. Thanks, a-hole


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dix and cricket holding keel though his mom initiation

 
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Nope nope and nope!!! Not getting my satchel!!
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Keel we all had to go through the initiation, just keep an ice pack on your nuts and rest a few days you'll be back at it in no time

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I left the crab on my nootsack. Reminds me that I’m alive. Getting a little tired of feeding that guy, though. Always happens at the most in opportune times. 


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Husky,you thinking of flying again? Would love to see Ace,Milf,Tex,and the rest. Here's a present for you. 
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Good idea, Cue Ball.

Husky is back, I was just camping & spawnkilling him last night, much to his chagrin. He dropped the F bomb at me on my 14th spawnkill and quit the game. The next time I spawnkill him I won't be shooting bullets but bars of soap instead.

I've just talked with Snoopy aka Milf. He is scheduled for a return to the skies of Dogfight Elite where he will undergo an intense training program conducted by the experts from MOM. Upon passing the course, we will remove his training wheels and allow him to fly the big boy planes.

We have also been bugging Ace F. And TX LAWMAN to join us but they're too cool for school. We will work on it.
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