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Laughter Dose 7 years 10 months ago #336186
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A man and a woman, who had never met before,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a long-distance train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?" "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited. (click on spoiler to know what happened afterwards)
Warning: Spoiler!
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Laughter Dose 7 years 10 months ago #336424
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Who are lizards?
Awesome answer by a kid.... They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What is a Pizza..? Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.: ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ... A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??" The boy replied, "My grandfather lived for 132 years" The man asked , "Was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied, No, he was always minding his own business! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!! Father: small get together.? ..how small Son: only me...you...and principal ... ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Digital India effect... The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style. Doctor.. since morning.. unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started. No balance in my stomach. If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u please disconnect the offer!!
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Laughter Dose 7 years 10 months ago #336910
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GRANDMA IN COURT.. Brilliantly Hilarious:
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer! In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, - "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court ! 
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Laughter Dose 7 years 9 months ago #336971
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Hey Guys,
Please don't pick up calls from any unknown numbers today It might be your past catching up to wish you a Happy Father's Day   
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