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Laughter Therapy*

Women never lie:

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life"

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents....??????

No..... because women don't lie

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately. ..…
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So I'm in my garage chatting with Lil,and she tells me i need to wax my shoulders then oil them..hmmm I thought,how convenient. I happened to have some Napa 90w gear oil and some Meguiars right here but he directions say I should use rubbing compound first...what should I do?
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*ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!*


His request approved,

the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment,

finally he stammered,

'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'
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Don't know who shot the goal but it must have been spectacular.

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Ultimate bargain:

A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

Dentist:
Rs 850 Ma'm.

Lady:
Rs 850!!! Too much!
Don't you have anything cheaper?

Dentist:
That's the normal charge, Ma'm.

Lady:
What if you don't use any anesthetic?

Dentist:
That's unusual, ma'm but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .

Lady :
Ok.
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?

Dentist:
Well,
I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to Rs 150.

Lady:
Hmm.
What if you make it like a training-session,
like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist:
It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic.
And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.

Lady:
Now you're talking!
Ok, it's a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my husband for tomorrow then?

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11/Jan/2018
TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

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TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense.

THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES


TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.

English Grammar class.

Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."

Student: In first sentence 'HE' is not married, but in second sentence 'He' is married...
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Have a Nice Laugh.

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Laughter makes you happy,
it works faster than alcohol..!!!

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