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Laughter Dose 7 years 9 months ago #339054
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A captain was walking on his ship...
A soldier rushes to him and says, "One enemy ship is approaching us!" Captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt" The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the win. Soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" Captain replies, "If I got injured, then my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to loose hope." (Moral: For success, hope is very important) Just then, another soldier, "Sir, we just spotted another TWENTY enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants." 
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Laughter Dose 7 years 8 months ago #340420
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A co-worker of mine showed this video today, I couldn't contain my laughter!
This tells us a lot about the barriers of communication and comprehension.  
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Laughter Dose 7 years 7 months ago #344434
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*OUTSTANDING MESSAGE* Beggar - Give me food. Man - I'll give u Scotch. Beggar - i don't drink. Man - i will give u cigarette. Beggar - i don't smoke. Man - i will take u to d races. Beggar - i don't gamble. Man - i will get u a girlfriend. Beggar - no i love only my wife. Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house. Beggar - why? Man - my wife should see and learn what happens to a person who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble and only loves his wife..
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Laughter Dose 7 years 5 months ago #349035
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There was a Bus Conductor, who was Very Rude to his passengers.
One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The Judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. . . . A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though, he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly.....!!!!! . . The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion..?? but, died instantly the second time....?? . . . . . . ... .. Okay........ Click on spoiler to know the Answer............
Warning: Spoiler!
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Laughter Dose 7 years 5 months ago #349203
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A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as *"LOW BATTERY"* with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.. The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for *"Innovation and Peace"*
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Laughter Dose 7 years 4 months ago #351526
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How to add extra fun to your Roller Coaster Ride?
Carry some extra nut bolts with you. As soon as the ride begins, tap on the shoulders of guy in front of you and say.... "Hey, this has just fallen from your seat"
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