....here's one to get you started: "I Kissed Her Lips Goodbye And Left Her BEHIND For You".
Have fun and keep it clean....

I can make the music if you make the lyrics.

Can the song be about how I'm better than all of you.

Oh sput so young and nïeve.

I can write the lyrics!

But everyone loves me hamer see
*hugs hamers*
*hugs blain*
*hugs Luna*
*hugs everyone*

lemmeee come up with a funky rifffff

we can write lyrics around

Kptn Singh wrote: lemmeee come up with a funky rifffff

we can write lyrics around

A funky roof that's about mee I tell you!!!! Me!!!!

lol paul

that song title sounds kinda naughty

Lol, was capitalizing BEHIND really necessary, Paul?

lol

its like those inside adult jokes on spongebob

I love those!

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Lol, was capitalizing BEHIND really necessary, Paul?

My title...my spelling....my emphasis. (Sometimes you have to do the joke in "braille". No offense to the blind reading this.)
When "voiced" the caps are inflected. You can hear them. I write for my voice over readings. Like I talk.
Do you know what a "call back" joke is? MR. 3.5?

Lol, yes, yes I do.

Good one coming here on Thursday.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Lol, was capitalizing BEHIND really necessary, Paul?

My title...my spelling....my emphasis. (Sometimes you have to do the joke in "braille". No offense to the blind reading this.)
When "voiced" the caps are inflected. You can hear them. I write for my voice over readings. Like I talk.
Do you know what a "call back" joke is? MR. 3.5?

"No offense to the blind reading this" <======= now tbat was funny...lolololol
More funny than mcdonalds offering menus in brail to the blind drivers......where i live they even have an atm machine with braile in the drivethru.......lol......
Dont mind me, im tired.....passed my bedtime...lol

"From the sky, into the ground.

A life was lost, a soul was found."

Okay, I HAD to get that out of my head. It's all I think of when I get shot down.

Luna6 wrote: I can write the lyrics!

Go for it!

I envision a mix between country & rap.

CRAP!

And we have the "SPUTNICS" to perform it.

Luna6 wrote: "From the sky, into the ground.

A life was lost, a soul was found."

Okay, I HAD to get that out of my head. It's all I think of when I get shot down.

That reminds me of the legends about the Valkyrie.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Luna6 wrote: I can write the lyrics!

Go for it!

I envision a mix between country & rap.

CRAP!

And we have the "SPUTNICS" to perform it.

I can rap

Ive got skilllzzzz yo

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Luna6 wrote: I can write the lyrics!

Go for it!

I envision a mix between country & rap.

CRAP!

And we have the "SPUTNICS" to perform it.

Or how about a hybrid of Jazz and Funk? We'll call it Junk!

yo I wuz sailin in the sky
not intendin to harm
but then the zepp started flyin
that I had to disarm

started shootin at the zepp
just like the game said
but I shot some rounds
at a teammate insteadd

I felt really bad
so I said sorry bro
he typed back NP
whatever that means
#$$% if I know

in E major, fifth scale,

Should I start rapping again?

*winks at Blain, Sput, and Loser*

Nah

Now this is the story all about how;
My plane got flipped, turned upside down;
And I'd like to take a minute -- just sit real tight.
I'll tell you how I became the pilot of a game called Dogfight.

In the southern hangar -- born and raised;
In the air is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, killin' and relaxin' all cool,
And shooting up the planes of many newbie fools.
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started team killing in my neighbourhood.
I got in one little fight and they got scared
And said "YOU #%@ #@@#& @(#&%*()!# SHOOT HIM OUTTA THE AIR!!"

I whistled for friend and when he came near the;
Plane said "Royal Skorpians" and had a "[RS]" in the air.
If anything I could say that this plane was a real danger;
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to enemy hangar!

I pulled up the altitude to about seven or eight;
And I yelled to the pilot "Lets bomb them mate!"
Looked behind me and saw bullets a flyin';
And then I got shot down by my team mate who later ended up dyin'.

Oh, come on... I haaaave to.

NICE!

I changed it a bit, so you might want to re-read.

For those who live under a rock/didn't have a childhood in the 90's, that's supposed to be sung to the tune of the Fresh Prince of Belair theme song. If you haven't heard it -- watch it here:



I hope I made you laugh.

Nice rap, Slender! Luna, let's hear yours! RAP BATTLE!

Well, I kinda had a childhood in the ninteys, I was two, does that count?

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Nice rap, Slender! Luna, let's hear yours! RAP BATTLE!

Well, I kinda had a childhood in the ninteys, I was two, does that count?

A childhood where you were born from the years of 1985-1993'ish.