Recently, we had over 250,000 people visiting Newport on 1 weekend for Tall Ships 2012. It seemed as though most came into my Chandlery. As I greeted them, I heard so many times, "It's Too Hot!" So I put up the following sign in their line of sight as they looked in my direction as an experiment. The answers changed to, "It's..too....It's a beautiful day!"
Many people come in with purely stupid questions. Hence, the following:
Hey, I'm in charge. Gotta have fun!