[e]Sputnik wrote: My duck wants marriage
Seagirl says, "Mr. Duck is moving too quickly. What kind of CHICK does he think I am? One of those GULLS that live at the dump? He is truly mistaken. I eat fabulous lobster every day. Besides, we just met and online at that."
I have to type for her because she has WEBBED feet. Do not laugh, she is very self-conscious about them.
She is a spoiled, tough BIRD, but she has a warm heart. Her last BIRDfriend was a DOCTOR. A RESPIRATORY THERAPIST.
She shot him down when she found out he was a QUACK! She will be a hard EGG to crack. I wish him luck and just advise him to take his time and woo her. Marriage might be in the future. I do know she is a NESTER.