Be polite. Be professional, but, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. (unknown)

"Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns." Principal Vernon from the Breakfast Club

"If you not taking the long dirt nap, you're having a good day." FlyMagic @ 136 yrs.

[e]FlyMagic wrote: "If you not taking the long dirt nap, you're having a good day." FlyMagic @ 136 yrs.

Hey, I'm taking the long dirt nap, but I'm having a great day

CalvinIsAwesome wrote:

isaactheman wrote: This one's hilarious
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."---Albert.Einstein (Theoretical physicist)

You forgot one thing. Your mom.


This was for sput.

I will cut off your face, force feed it to you, and then I'll slowly tear out your spine with an old rusty meat hook. also, cut off your fingers with bolt cutters

Yes, i'm that demented

Lol, just kidding, I only do that to people who break into my house

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isaactheman wrote: Lol, just kidding, I only do that to people who break into my house

Isaac look behind you and say night night



Calvin wtf was that for

Lol he was gonna woodchip me.... Lol :)

[e]Sputnik wrote:

isaactheman wrote: Lol, just kidding, I only do that to people who break into my house

Isaac look behind you and say night night



Calvin wtf was that for

You lose, i'm laying down on a couch, which is backed up against a wall, and I have 3 knives within reach, plus i'm at my grandparents. House

Also calvin, stay still so I can cut off your face

Sputnik, i'm gonna tie you down and grow bamboo through you

mind you that's a very nasty, slow, and painful way to go

Have a nice time dying

By the time you reach the bamboo plant you'll be on youre legs begging for mercy


Lol

Luna how old are you?

[e]Sputnik wrote: By the time you reach the bamboo plant you'll be on youre legs begging for mercy


Lol

Actually, i'll surgically amputate your arms, with out anesthetics first.

Don't you ever try that mother $&@?er if you do then I won't be able to play dogfight do you know how much dogfight means to me
Dogfight is my life

Lol

[e]Sputnik wrote: Don't you ever try that mother $&@?er if you do then I won't be able to play dogfight do you know how much dogfight means to me
Dogfight is my life

Lol

I know how to get at you now, better idea, i'll train a bear to tear your arms off

My time has come its calling me.

Sput. Game. Now.

K