FOR SALE!
1-SLIGHTLY
USED BRIDGE
LIKES TO GET
BOMBED!
PLEASE SEND
$100 (US) cash
to my private
message box

*sends money in* lol, fly, were talkin about u in how to successfully kill.

Lol, i like it fly! For a sec i thought this was going to be serious advertising. Dude, dont do that. You'll get banned or something.

Calvin....gotta lighten up. Tell you what. When the cash flows in, I'll splurge and get you a sense of humor. Just teasing! (smiley thingy)

By the way. Notice how your karma has gone up?!

Haha, sorry, people tell me i make too many jokes in real life, so i try not to on here. I guess i take it too far sometimes.

Haha, yeah, i like that! Lol thanks guys!

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Lol, i like it fly! For a sec i thought this was going to be serious advertising. Dude, dont do that. You'll get banned or something.

I only ban if it's an obvious spambot -- or someone is posting inappropriate content

Yeah, i know. That was my feeble attempt at a joke. sarcasm doesnt do well over the internet.

You've got that right my friend. Most of my posts are tongue-in-cheek. Dont' EVER stop trying your wit! Humor paid my bills for years and still makes life much more rewarding than people who never find a hidden joke (or even some that are blatant!).

FOR SALE: One Tree

Grows on mountains, valleys, by water, in snow or sun. Grows identically - perfect clone - every time planted. Evergreen, 8 ft. high. Can hide soldiers and almost a whole tank but provides no protection against bullets, may catch plane wheels. Purchase seedlings for 200,000 points at Zuperman's Gardens.

actually you can fly through those tree's.....

Seattle wrote: FOR SALE: One Tree

Grows on mountains, valleys, by water, in snow or sun. Grows identically - perfect clone - every time planted. Evergreen, 8 ft. high. Can hide soldiers and almost a whole tank but provides no protection against bullets, may catch plane wheels. Purchase seedlings for 200,000 points at Zuperman's Gardens.

That was very very funny loololololol

WILLING TO SELL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER......
I have two tickets for a cruise on an aircraft carrier.....included in the deal will be a 1 weeks cruise for two, to absolutely nowhere.....you will circle around and around a lake, over dry land and under a bridge that leads to who knows where.....you will enjoy a beautiful view of mountainous terrain and if your lucky, you may see numerous airplane battles....your accomidations will be below deck.......the cruise will also include ww1 era airplane shows, meet interesting pilots that parachute on the carrier, and an AUTHENTIC carrier disaster...you will be required to bring your own life vests and food.

One vintage Fokker EIII shoots straight. Missing tail.

Truely a genius. My day job is on a harbor in New England. My evenings are blessed with being a history/information/story-teller on boats in Narragansett Bay. General, Sir, I do believe you could sell a lot of tickets with your sales pitch!
I'll join your cruise as long as I get to be the CRUISE DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF SMILES.

Lol, I'll take the cruise. No price listed, so i assume its free! ive only got 50000 points. Saving for my albatross dv, upgrades, and upgrades for my sea5.

For sale
8!!! Slightly used hangers covers you're whole tank perfect for campers
Loves to get bombed
Very weak
Available for rent (450DC) a month

"Calvin.....I mean RADAR GO FEED YOUR RABBIT......"


Now that he's gone here's an idea....

With his birthday coming up, let's suprise him with a growing up learning "experience".

I'll sell him my bridge as investment property for the "Uncle Cal's Waterpark and Harbor Tours".
With that money I can buy Kevy's used Fokker. He can use that money to buy pieces of tail or a whole one.
Sput can rent his hanger covers to the government, to be used as sails on the boats at an inflated rent rate.
Seattle can sell his tree to Radar for "GREEN" prices. Radar can landscape and set up a dog park. That's about all those trees are good for...desperate dogs! Seattle can then sell the seedlings to "Zuperman's Gardens", which by the way, he's already crop dusting for...do I smell kickback?
WE can "kick up the bids" for General Jackson's cruise tickets, then let Radar "win". He thinks he should get them free....nothing in life is free...another lesson for our young friend.

Everyone WINS!

1: I sell my bridge and get a "NEW" repaired plane and a job as "Cruise Director".
2: Kevy gets a piece of tail or the whole one.
3: Sput makes a fortune from his hanger covers.
4: General Jackson sells his tickets.
5: Seattle gets his kickback.
6: "Zuperman's Gardens" sells seedlings to Radar.

And for his birthday suprise, Radar gets a "Life Experience Point"!

WINNER'S ALL AROUND!

Remember, it's a suprise! So don't tell Radar!

Thanks but I've replaced the tail like 100 times I think it's the plane!

Kevy...Could it be the pilot? It's a inept craftsman that blames his tools. If my plan works I'll make it mine! I like red!

Lolololololol

Don't forget the flames! Oh wait those are free!

Worst plan ever, no bacon tree farm(s)

Have you got one for sale? Let me know and we'll get it in on the plan. Won't that make it the BEST plan ever? I love bacon! Maybe I can use my pay as Cruise Director to buy your farm(s)? Remember it's a secret and everyone wins!

Thick cut hickory smoked Mmmmmmm!!
Trade you a plane!

Flymagic wrote:

"Calvin.....I mean RADAR GO FEED YOUR RABBIT......"

A M*A*S*H fan?

:'D

Calvin's last name is Reeder....and he does a superb yoeman's job. Now if we can just get him to change his name while flying we'll all know when we have the pleasure of flying with him. Use some mild pressure on him...oh Faceless One!

Faceless one?

Lol, dude, my birthday was like six months ago! anyway, i like the idea of a waterpark!

funny what i got for my birth day i got the game rise of flight a apple computer. unfortintly rise of flight and apple do not work together lol.

Does that mean your loved 1 got you 2 paper weights for your birthday?

LOL!!!! Haha, sorry sky. Any way you could return the appel (sorry slender ) and get like 5 pcs for the price?

Flymagic wrote: Calvin's last name is Reeder....and he does a superb yoeman's job. Now if we can just get him to change his name while flying we'll all know when we have the pleasure of flying with him. Use some mild pressure on him...oh Faceless One!

Hahahahah!