Good morning Fis[M]its! I spent my Saturday with Mrs Comet and her sister and her boyfriend out in Banff yesterday. One of the most beautiful places on the planet and it's Canada's oldest national park. It was my sister in laws birthday, so that's where she wanted to go.
It was a great day; a bit too many people for my liking, but overall it was good.
Funny story, there are a couple of hot springs there, and we decided to go to one and soak in the pool before dinner. Lots of people in the pool, all shapes and sizes. About 5 minutes after we ģot in the pool, some dark skinned, muscular guy with shoulder length black hair and lots of tattoos gets in the pool. Dude's wearing a speedo and he's strutting around like he's the shit. Yup, he's the best specimen in the pool today and he knows it...there are a few comments from others like, who the hell does this guy think he is? Why did he stuff a pair of socks in his trunks? Basically, people are making fun of this goofball, myself included...I just said I was glad he put the socks in the front of his speedos and not the back this time...what a meathead. I know I'm not ripped like this guy, but if I was, I surely wouldn't be strutting around like a rooster like he was lol. Idiot of the day award goes to "Rico"... yup, he looked like a Rico, Mr. Machismo...
Worst part of the story was back in the change room. This clown purposely gets undressed about 10 feet from where his locker was, just so he could strut around there too! Omg, are you serious? I was just putting my boots on, thinking these are steel toed...he needs a kick in the nuts man...
Of course the 4 of us are laughing about it in this fancy restaurant afterwards. The George Costanza scene in Seinfeld about shrinkage gets talked about lmfao. All the uppity ups in the restaurant are right offended because God forbid, you have a good time lol.
Good times, thanks to Sausage Man...oof