[M]Skyripper wrote: OK! Time for a Ripper's tales of The Monday!! Haven't done one for awhile. Today's edition is a good one. Had a pretty good day at work today. On the way home and IN A GOOD MOOD! I came across a lady who had pulled into a downhill driveway, stuck in the 8" of snow. I flipped on the Flashers and stopped, got out and walked to her door.
I smiled and said " Hi! Looks like you're stuck pretty good." Rather rudely she replied, " You think?!" Didn't let this sway me, said " I can get you out." From there it went about like this,
Lady: " You can push me out?"
Me: " No, I can pull you out with my Blazer"
Lady: " You can?"
Me: "Yep! Not a problem"
Lady: " Will it hurt my car?"
Me: "Shouldn't, but in the event something should happen, which is unlikely, I just need you to agree that I'm not liable."
Lady: " Ok if you're sure, if you hurt my car I'll be pissed!"
Me:" I'll pull you backwards and you just turn your wheel to the right."
Lady:" But I want to go that way." ( pointing the other direction)
Me:" you can turn around up there, this way will be safer for both of us."
Lady: ( rudely again ) BUT, I want to go that way!"
Me: " I understand, but this is safer."
Lady: " Whatever!"
Patience getting thin, I hook my tow strap around her axle.
Me:" are you ready?"
"yes"
Put my Blazer in 4WD, start easing backwards, car barely moves and my tires start spinning. Get out.
" Do you have it in park?"
Lady: " yes."
" you need to put it in neutral or reverse so I can pull you."
Lady: (rudely yet again) " Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"Yep"
Lady: " doesn't seem like it."
I got down and unhooked my tow strap from her car and asked her if she had a pen.
"Yes"
"Write down this number, it's 324-4666. Place is called Dan's towing. They will come get you out for about $150."
Lady:" You're not going to help me?"
Me: " not if you paid me!"
"What am I supposed to do?"
"Should have thought about that before you pulled in here, then want to be rude as hell to a guy that stops to help."
Lady:" A**hole!"
Laughing, " You have no idea Lady!"

Well done sir, you made my day.

This caught my eye ear. I was impressed.

I wasn't feeling too hot today so I decided to take a sick day...played a few games here and there. Lucky me, I ran into Quark the dork...
I have to say that I absolutely cannot stand Quark or upside down ?...first of all, he only plays in games where he knows he can camp and spawn kill lower ranked players and if a good player comes in he leaves...every single time. Today we were playing capture flag and Monster Cannon was making life difficult like he always does when he's red...I'm not gonna lie, I was giving quark a hard time and I told him he sucks...and then he gets a couple fluke kills...but eventually cannon starts killing him over and over...quark's kdr starts taking a nose dive and all of a sudden his in game chat letters are too big and he can't see and on and on and on...quark bails...again...

Then to make it look legit he posts on the forum about it...conveniently he was unable to post a screenshot at the time of this post.

This guy is the president of the Total Idiot Club!

I hope I feel better tomorrow...wow!

Quark is the most dishonorable player of dogfight, I hate being in the same game as him. He is a complete and total idiot and I can't stand him. Yuck yuck and yuck He Is a wasted human being

Good game today Comet,with u and Bull,too bad I missed the one with quark,see u at lunchtime if ur sick tomorrow !

Hi Misfits I hope I'm not intruding . I found a picture I thought Davy might want to buy. It's a rare picture of Mrs. Crockett . She's going up for auction at Damascus Va. Estimated price is somewhere between 10,000 and 500,000 , so bring cash Davy no credit cards.

Sir Cannon, it was fun getting shot down by you tonight, as usual. But I couldn't take anymore of that " yap yap" crap. Hear that all day. Then the clowns team killing each other. Catch you next time my friend!

So I jumped into a game, thought it would be nice to unwind after a long day at wok. SURPRISE... I'm alone against 2, I know big deal, right? All of a sudden GunHill, and Bullet show up red. Thank God DestroyerSwagalicious showed up blue. This game was a bloodbath. First Blood was red also. Then the DogFight gods smiled down on me, Bullet and GunHill had to leave. That game would have never ended.

So the other day I noticed.... Once again my world rank improved to number 77, but yet again my squad rank dropped from 10-11. I was like here we go again. Then I here we got the GAW, and in a rough butt whooping tonight against HULK SR AND DEST AKA HULK JR, I had the infamous GUNHILL AKA AULD. Something struck me. He also wears the big [M]. Well that explains my squad rank dropping.lol.

So let me take this moment to welcome the two newest and let me say, what an addition. Our ranks are getting deeper and deeper by the minute.

Hey AULD/GUNHILL, AND GAW. Welcome to the finest bunch of Basterds on the planet, and the last squad you will ever know. The greatest family in the game. Kinda like an oversized Brady Bunch.lol

Stop by the acehole and if I'm there, I'll pick up the tab boys.

Welcome....
What a great moment.

Well.i.tried a game.or to but everyone is disappearing on me so im.just going to boom.beach it for a while tonight. Grats gunhill nice job. Going to watch some of the frist season of lost. Think ill get some late night flying in. Try and go up around one am. Great flights to all

[M]Skyripper wrote: Sir Cannon, it was fun getting shot down by you tonight, as usual. But I couldn't take anymore of that " yap yap" crap. Hear that all day. Then the clowns team killing each other. Catch you next time my friend!

Yeah I let them kill each other while I bombed...we won.

Got in a late game with TBuilt and The one and only CC Rider. Great to see both of you, it's been too long. Do[M]ination, it's got a nice ring to it. If someone else doesn't use it, I might...

BOAZ, GunHill. You both need to check the library. Ooooooo, it's like Christmas. Lol

[M]Skyripper wrote: OK! Time for a Ripper's tales of The Monday!! Haven't done one for awhile. Today's edition is a good one. Had a pretty good day at work today. On the way home and IN A GOOD MOOD! I came across a lady who had pulled into a downhill driveway, stuck in the 8" of snow. I flipped on the Flashers and stopped, got out and walked to her door.
I smiled and said " Hi! Looks like you're stuck pretty good." Rather rudely she replied, " You think?!" Didn't let this sway me, said " I can get you out." From there it went about like this,
Lady: " You can push me out?"
Me: " No, I can pull you out with my Blazer"
Lady: " You can?"
Me: "Yep! Not a problem"
Lady: " Will it hurt my car?"
Me: "Shouldn't, but in the event something should happen, which is unlikely, I just need you to agree that I'm not liable."
Lady: " Ok if you're sure, if you hurt my car I'll be pissed!"
Me:" I'll pull you backwards and you just turn your wheel to the right."
Lady:" But I want to go that way." ( pointing the other direction)
Me:" you can turn around up there, this way will be safer for both of us."
Lady: ( rudely again ) BUT, I want to go that way!"
Me: " I understand, but this is safer."
Lady: " Whatever!"
Patience getting thin, I hook my tow strap around her axle.
Me:" are you ready?"
"yes"
Put my Blazer in 4WD, start easing backwards, car barely moves and my tires start spinning. Get out.
" Do you have it in park?"
Lady: " yes."
" you need to put it in neutral or reverse so I can pull you."
Lady: (rudely yet again) " Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"Yep"
Lady: " doesn't seem like it."
I got down and unhooked my tow strap from her car and asked her if she had a pen.
"Yes"
"Write down this number, it's 324-4666. Place is called Dan's towing. They will come get you out for about $150."
Lady:" You're not going to help me?"
Me: " not if you paid me!"
"What am I supposed to do?"
"Should have thought about that before you pulled in here, then want to be rude as hell to a guy that stops to help."
Lady:" A**hole!"
Laughing, " You have no idea Lady!"

Mr. SkyRipper! That was a beautiful story, (from your point of view) btw, that lady is extremely indolent and asinine!! But after reading what you did, I can say: FAITH IN HUMANITY OFFICIALLY RESTORED

[M]Comet wrote: I wasn't feeling too hot today so I decided to take a sick day...played a few games here and there. Lucky me, I ran into Quark the dork...
I have to say that I absolutely cannot stand Quark or upside down ?...first of all, he only plays in games where he knows he can camp and spawn kill lower ranked players and if a good player comes in he leaves...every single time. Today we were playing capture flag and Monster Cannon was making life difficult like he always does when he's red...I'm not gonna lie, I was giving quark a hard time and I told him he sucks...and then he gets a couple fluke kills...but eventually cannon starts killing him over and over...quark's kdr starts taking a nose dive and all of a sudden his in game chat letters are too big and he can't see and on and on and on...quark bails...again...

Then to make it look legit he posts on the forum about it...conveniently he was unable to post a screenshot at the time of this post.

This guy is the president of the Total Idiot Club!

I hope I feel better tomorrow...wow!

Sounds like a TURD,hey that'll be 3!

[M]Destroyer24 wrote:

[M]Comet wrote: I wasn't feeling too hot today so I decided to take a sick day...played a few games here and there. Lucky me, I ran into Quark the dork...
I have to say that I absolutely cannot stand Quark or upside down ?...first of all, he only plays in games where he knows he can camp and spawn kill lower ranked players and if a good player comes in he leaves...every single time. Today we were playing capture flag and Monster Cannon was making life difficult like he always does when he's red...I'm not gonna lie, I was giving quark a hard time and I told him he sucks...and then he gets a couple fluke kills...but eventually cannon starts killing him over and over...quark's kdr starts taking a nose dive and all of a sudden his in game chat letters are too big and he can't see and on and on and on...quark bails...again...

Then to make it look legit he posts on the forum about it...conveniently he was unable to post a screenshot at the time of this post.

This guy is the president of the Total Idiot Club!

I hope I feel better tomorrow...wow!

Sounds like a TURD,hey that'll be 3!

I learned tonight that he won't stay in a game of I'm red... You can't take go wrong as I'm really an "easy kill."

*[M]VonHulk wrote: Got in a late game with TBuilt and The one and only CC Rider. Great to see both of you, it's been too long. Do[M]ination, it's got a nice ring to it. If someone else doesn't use it, I might...

. Was an honour to be in a game with you Sir and Sir T . Great to see you both at last and Do[M]ination will look good on you buddy .

Please check out the KILL RANGE POLL thread, cast your vote.

So i was telling CC Rider in the game. "Its nice working with professionals!"



[M]

If those twisting turning players get what they want i will retire amd find some other game to put two buck a month into

Great game with my brother TR . Was truly a good team effort . Felt like the old days on dawn patrol . Thanks TR we gave them our misfit best

darraxx wrote: If those twisting turning players get what they want i will retire amd find some other game to put two buck a month into

What do they want?

They want the real Ballistic rounds so they take the one chance head on fighters have

Saw [M]slow Fokker in a game today.Said he has started playing again, after 4 months.

*[M]VonHulk wrote: Please check out the KILL RANGE POLL thread, cast your vote.

Here we go gentleman..

For those who want to change the game..

Kinda ticks me off. I wonder how many of the voters are subscribers

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote: Kinda ticks me off. I wonder how many of the voters are subscribers

Or how many will unsubscribe.

[*M]bzerkbzerk wrote:

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote: Kinda ticks me off. I wonder how many of the voters are subscribers

Or how many will unsubscribe.

Exactly

Ok, I was a bit confused about what all this was about. Now I get it. Can't keep changing the game around. Nobody changed baseball because some people can't hit a curve ball. Kind of like the Hall of Fame thing. Worked on it all weekend of my own accord. Asked for help and input because the whole DF community seemed interested and participated. After hours of digging through posts, then suggestions came along. Admittedly they were good ones, guess my point is, there is never 100% agreement on anything. Just needs to be, this is it, this is how it works, take it or leave it.