Sooooo sick of sub zero weather! Lit a cigar at work today and the flame froze on my lighter. I have officially declared War on all Groundhogs!! They will be shot, ran over, hit with rocks, and have there dens blown up. I will lead the biggest offensive in the history of mankind to eradicate their furry little behinds! Groundhog Day will be known as No Groundhogs Day!

[M]Skyripper wrote: Sooooo sick of sub zero weather! Lit a cigar at work today and the flame froze on my lighter. I have officially declared War on all Groundhogs!! They will be shot, ran over, hit with rocks, and have there dens blown up. I will lead the biggest offensive in the history of mankind to eradicate their furry little behinds! Groundhog Day will be known as No Groundhogs Day!

Hey hey i got on..i,.with ripper.kill.every groundhog you see. Did.you see.that damn groundhog bite the guy in the ear when they took his azz out to see how long it is till spring. Damn rodent. And im.with hulk definitely looks like hes trying to get sir boaz ass to fit in the frame for a pic. Stripes are supposed to be slimming. What the hell happend to that idea. Love ya all.

This is my last post as an air chief Marshall...

Tonight We MORAF!

BOOM

Wow good news, according to POTTY SQUATTY website you should squat to go poop.

Wow does this mean I don't have to stand anymore?

Holy sheet grats sir comet get them stripes on brother

Only one outcome here ohhh so.many misfits so much talent. It was sweet to.fly with my bros.
Ive noticed the misfits just morafing the hell out of dog fight. He he he. Sweet job to all my brothers and sisters. Fly hard die harder. And greatest of flights to all

*[M]VonHulk wrote: BOOM

Congratulations Sir Comet!! Well done!

Jack, fixed up your banner


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Take out the 3 $

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

WELCOME TO THE [M]isfits squadron

The Founding Fathers of The [M]isfits

BHFOUST [MORAF]
TBUILT [MORAF]
BZERKBZERK [MORAF]

Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Its the Misfits Way
Words by Bzerkbzerk

The [M]isfits's Guide
Please keep the following in mind if you would like to become a [M]isfit.

RESPECT:
Always be aware that people of all ages play this game, men, women and children. Different races, cultures and countries combine in the game and on the forum. Be respectful with your language and responses. Do not get drawn into negative comments or subjects, try to help newer players in the game. Show respect towards all even if you do not get it in return.

SQUAD MATES:
When you enter the game, take a look at the teams. If a squad mate is outnumbered on the red side, ask if they need help, common courtesy and switch if you can. Always try to work as team to gain the advantage.

TEAM KILLING:
We only kill team killers. A team killer is one who is on your team and repeatedly shoots down team mates. If a team killer exist, red or blue, shoot them till they leave.

SPAWN KILLING:
Spawn killing- that first moment you enter a game and you are down, again you spawn and down before you can take any action. This is spawn killing. This is done purposely by many in the game. We do not play this way. (yet)

BOMB RUN SPAWN KILLING EXCEPTION:
If you have fought your way to the enemy base or carrier, KEEP SHOOTING, you made it that far, go in for the kill and drop the bomb. In this instance some will get spawn killed, but you fought hard to get there, don't let them shoot you down, this is accepted play by most players and squads.

TO CARRY A BOMB:
We as a squad choose to carry our bombs in bombing missions only, not in dogfight or capture the carrier missions. We fight with them. We drop them when out numbered to defend our base or carrier. We drop them when the opposing team deems it necessary to drop their bombs to rid our selves of droppers. We bomb tanks, hangars, pilot in chute and carriers. sometimes we drop them on a pilot in a chute in the air, or enemy plane in flight. But we BOMB THE BASE or CARRIER. If you can't return to base to reload, then provide cover for team until you can get back, don't camp.

CAMPING:
Hanging out over enemy base or ship and repeatedly shooting enemy with no in coming team bombers. Many do this, we do not. Evade, provide cover, draw them away but do not use poor tactics to justify camping.

TANKING:
I enjoy this as much as flying and many MISFITS are accomplished and deadly tankers. We tank Hangars, carriers, tanks, pilot and even airborne enemy aircraft. We do not go to enemy base and wait for them to spawn in plane and shoot them with the tank. This a form of spawn killing called Tank Spawn Kill and one of the actual dogfight rules that will get you banned.

IN GENERAL:
Have fun, win or lose. Never give up, fight to the end. Tough games force you to become a better player, enjoy and laugh.

Squad Member List Lead Officers

Bzerkbzerk [MORAF]
Tbuilt [MORAF]
BhFoust [MORAF]

Head Recruiter - VONHULK [MORAF]
Assistant Recruiter - Weatherman
Media Officer - Reck!ess [MORAF]
Communications Officer - Raptor [MORAF]
Sheep Dog Officer- Coop[MORAF]
Tactical Officers - PistolPete [MORAF]
Technical Officer- BhFoust [MORAF], VonHulk [MORAF]
Training Officer- Mike Cannon [MORAF]
Moral Officer- Davy Crockett [MORAF]

Eval Officers
Snake Plissken [MORAF]
Ted Stryker [MORAF]
Bware [MORAF]
The War Doctor
T.R.[MORAF]
DoGss [MORAF]
CCRIDER[MORAF]

Members
BTJ582 [MORAF]
Jack Burton [MORAF]
JDRock123
BlackAce303- On Leave
Misfit Devil
Wayner
Dragon Hunter
Fragmental [MORAF]
SkyStone [MORAF]
UplandBird [MORAF]
Raptor Jr
HellDawg
Tuck
Reck!ess [MORAF]
303
COD.Dan
MacLaren
Slatz
Couchy [MORAF]
Johnny Kent
Rld[M]stover
Flatline[MORAF]
Sky.Foxx [MORAF]
Gotchya [MORAF]
Destroyer24 [MORAF]
Bullzeye1995
HarleyRider
Specialist
SlowFokker
Meganmae [SheHulk]
BOAZ[MORAF]
Cue Ball
EngineOut
Master Angel
PunkChef [MORAF]
Misfit AD
Slowshot
ToddMurph
Bullet [MORAF]
Cobra [MORAF]
TrippleTaps [MORAF]
Bla Blue
Mr.Stang
LoneKidd
Moon
Nikinik
SniperAce
Comet56[MORAF]
Citroen
Barf Simpson [MORAF]
Pagan Avenger
B-52 [MORAF]
Fox#1
Vanessa DA Lue [MORAF]
Doc Dave[MORAF]
Skyripper
Yhazer
Jay-Z3
Bep
D6T1
Marty Juano lll
Cheeth
WarEagle


Recruit Evaluation Process
dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/121st-m...on-getting-the-big-m

Recruits
Elessner of Gondor [on leave]
Ballz of steel

M.I.A
Incinerator


RETIRED
Yorkie
Randyah
Congress
Torn
Whose this Guy[MORAF]

First page has been updated with new members names and [MORAF] tags, if I missed one I apologize just let me know and I'll take of it asap. Now for the badges.. Just need a few MORAF ones..

Thanks everyone for being there for my Moraf game. Sorry to those that couldn't make it; my bad, it was kinda short notice. It's a privilege for me to have the [M]isfits banner above my name. All of you have been so good and kind to me. It's incredible how well we treat one another, everyone comes to bat for someone else. We've had 4 Morafs in the last few days. That's impressive.

We are the [M]isfits. Where the Kool-Aid tastes great and we DOMINATE!



Edit: I forgot to thank my wife! I owe her big time! She's the one that left me alone all weekend to get here! Lol

Here's to our our 4 newest MORAF [M]COOP [M]FLATLINE [M]BOAZ & [M]COMET Congratulations Guys!!

WOW THAT MAKES 39 MORAF NOW!! It must be the Kool-aid

Ahem cough cough. Uh BOOM!

Fantastic game before bed! This is the game Flat, 52, and Jay left. Don't worry Dad, I finished it off

[M]Destroyer24 wrote: Ahem cough cough. Uh BOOM!

Fantastic game before bed! This is the game Flat, 52, and Jay left. Don't worry Dad, I finished it off

Congrats Sir [M]ORAF COMET !!!!!!

Congrats Comet !

TBuilt.

Every successful group needs a few good workhorses.

Hello,

I have read the squad rules and agree to follow them.

GAW wrote: TBuilt.

Every successful group needs a few good workhorses.

We have workhorses? Hey why wasn't I told about this?

Finally a good dawn patrol game with mongo

NEWS FLASH, GLOBAL WARMING OFFICIALLY HITS TENNESSEE , PICTURE TAKEN.

Hey Misfits brothers and sisters! Just saying that the best of what it is are my Misfits friends! And family!

Hi misfits! Just stopped by to say congrats to comet! And to say hi, aside from gi, u guys are one of my favorite squads!

[M]Comet wrote: Thanks everyone for being there for my Moraf game. Sorry to those that couldn't make it; my bad, it was kinda short notice. It's a privilege for me to have the [M]isfits banner above my name. All of you have been so good and kind to me. It's incredible how well we treat one another, everyone comes to bat for someone else. We've had 4 Morafs in the last few days. That's impressive.

We are the [M]isfits. Where the Kool-Aid tastes great and we DOMINATE!

Edit: I forgot to thank my wife! I owe her big time! She's the one that left me alone all weekend to get here! Lol

Pay her with sexy time. I hear that works in marriages.

Weather[*M]an wrote:

[M]Comet wrote: Thanks everyone for being there for my Moraf game. Sorry to those that couldn't make it; my bad, it was kinda short notice. It's a privilege for me to have the [M]isfits banner above my name. All of you have been so good and kind to me. It's incredible how well we treat one another, everyone comes to bat for someone else. We've had 4 Morafs in the last few days. That's impressive.

We are the [M]isfits. Where the Kool-Aid tastes great and we DOMINATE!

Edit: I forgot to thank my wife! I owe her big time! She's the one that left me alone all weekend to get here! Lol

Pay her with sexy time. I hear that works in marriages.

Davy says, SEXY TIME, are you kidding me, at our age and 20 years of marriage. It's to much work, taking off our depends, cleaning ourselves up, deciding if we want our teeth in the mouth or in a glass, trying to find the blue pill in the drawer and then waiting for it to take effect in the meantime she expects to talk and say sweet things, uggggggg,

ID RATHER PLAY DOGFIGHT. I don't need a blue pill for that, I get excited enough shooting reds

Congrats Comet!

You know what's better than hump day? A snow day! Have off today. Sad thing is , we only got like six inches.lol I think it's because it's so damn cold that they've been salting and plowing but the roads are still a mess. I'll take it though.

[M]SKY.FOXX wrote: Hey Misfits brothers and sisters! Just saying that the best of what it is are my Misfits friends! And family!

SkyFoxx, You are the BEST>>>

Not trying to be a jerk..... Well , maybe I am. Am I the only one getting frustrated w these updates when all it does is use my data and doesn't fix the lag. I woke up. My daughter was content so I figured I would play for a few. Now I have to wait for an update so I can use one server. And the lag will be horrible. I'm really irritated. Aren't we supposed to be paying for a better game? If the next update, TOMORROW, because I'm sure there will be one tomorrow, doesn't fix the lag but just takes up my data; I'm gonna scream. Now my daughter is crying and I can't play because I'm waiting for an update to finish that will fix nothing..... Sorry for venting.

BULLET [M]isfit wrote: Not trying to be a jerk..... Well , maybe I am. Am I the only one getting frustrated w these updates when all it does is use my data and doesn't fix the lag. I woke up. My daughter was content so I figured I would play for a few. Now I have to wait for an update so I can use one server. And the lag will be horrible. I'm really irritated. Aren't we supposed to be paying for a better game? If the next update, TOMORROW, because I'm sure there will be one tomorrow, doesn't fix the lag but just takes up my data; I'm gonna scream. Now my daughter is crying and I can't play because I'm waiting for an update to finish that will fix nothing..... Sorry for venting.

Vent away bro lets see i use pay as you go so i only get so.much full speed data. With all.the updates so.much for full.speed data. They never come when.im.anywhere near wifi. So.do.what i do hope.to.see.zup.in a.game and shoot his azz down umm maybe not i shot him.once and flew.backwards for a week.