[*M]TBUILT wrote: Just messing around Ripper..

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Take out the 3 $

Hey sir ripper i think.that banner will make you. That looks sweet. Get in that zone bro

I guess T.R. and I continue to duke it out for#15.

Hey.... we have a library????

Doh!! Banner library...... i thought it was like a...... nvm....

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Wooo Hoo!!!!! Home from John Day Oregan.... im gonna miss them folks , made a couple great friends goin fishin with Joe this summer, super great people....

Its been for ever since i have kept tabs on..... i mean seen my future gf. Got home and noticed a unfamiliar car in her drive. So for her safety i figured i had better check the auto out. Its a damn good thing i did too. It was hard to get a good discription of the guy due to the rain falling on the sky light i was pearing threw, but it was a guy and it was percectly clear he needed talking too.

I waited on the roof bouncing from skylight to skylight to make sure her safety wasnt in question. Dude realy over stayed, i was soaked to the bone by the time the basterd walked to the door! I had to make a quick jolt from my position on the wet roof to make it over the peek of her roof and then i could shimmy to the edge and climb down the rain gutter to meet with this trespasser and explain where it is he has gone so very wrong with my girl.... future gf.

I would at this time like to make a case of my condition from the week of hard labor and the 18hour drive to return home.... im only saying i was a bit off physically and maybe mentally at this piont, it had also become dark...

I felt i had the peek easily, and i was right.... much too easy really. I cleared the peek by several inches with my Bruce Jenner like panther leap! Forgeting momentarily ho froggy I am, its been many years since i jumped that far.... with the added years comes some added weight, which in turn becomes velocity. Its physics and like i said was tired and wet. I hit the other side of the slope with enough of that aged velocity i only ounced 2 times before clearing the facia and eve by a good foot! Forgetting also that my future gf loves roses and has several large bushes of them in the front of the house.

The fall wasnt that bad, painless really. up to the piont i hit the rosebush canopy, that changed.
as i crashed threw her lovely flora i was thinking this may be a good thing as physics go, it will slow my decent thus minimize my brakeage, not of the brush....
i hit the wet ground much harder then i figured i ever could, flat on my lesserated back, thinki g this must be what one feels when the chute doesnt open, something red flew out in front of me and then returned to my torso Vie my mouth the moment i hit the ground. Not sure if it was my lung, or my splean....
i felt a wimper comeing up from deep in side me when i heard the front door close so i musterd the will power to hold it back promising myself when this was over and i was home safe i would cry till my bruised heart broken ribs and puncherd shoulder blade wer content....

As he walked passed me and to his door i attempted to roll right side up so i could make my exit and confront this guy who at this piont was wearing me thin.
i couldnt, not with out letting some whimper out and that wouldnt work for this occasion.... in a split second i desided that the most efective and lest painful exit from these life taking blood thirsty plants was one fast and powerful move out.... unfortuneatly it took several seconds and was as if these plants from hell wanted my soul!! I still felt i had the element of surprises and the guys car wasnt 1ft away from the edge of these murderus pieces of poop plants i swore i would up root the first chance i had..... i was wrong about that that too, and this guy for being somewhat older then myself (I could now see due to my closeness and even with one eye swollen mostly closed) was quiet quick! I hadnt so much as cleared the edge when he landed what can be nothing short of one hell of a lucky punch!! Again unfortuneatly to my unswollen eye, which quickly cought up to the other.

As i righted myself and got to my hands and knees i somehow found a pool noodle yet again my luck. I was battered and somewhat beaten but still had the strength to jump to my feet and make some serious conections with the pool noodle..... to the hood of his car anyway... The Nancy scampered into the vehicle before i could get to my feet... as he backed away from the drive to leave i took that opportunity to tell him who he was messing with and to stay away... i had rehearsed the talking to i would give him many times earlier this evening while safe guarding on the roof.....

As i walked to his car backing out i raised my pool noodle high and shook my fist and screemed MOMMY!!!!! its all i had!

Im sure i have made my piont and pray i wont need to visit the the subject again....

A few moments later my future gf knocked on my door, no doubt happy i was home finaly, i explained to her thru the door i wasnt feeling well and would see her in a few days. Her disapiontment broke my heart, i could her it in her voice, she mentioned something about her dad coming by and wished i could have met him......



She is a sweety!!!!!

Here you go Dest

[*M]yNuts wrote: Ok...here is the question of the day..HOW MANY NUTS CAN A WOODCHUCK CRACK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CRACK NUTS??? Any takers???

Only one, Pete's nuts cause they so gawsh dawng big lol.

And RAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a beautiful story bud! I laughed a little too much at the velocity parts lol

darraxx wrote:

[*M]yNuts wrote: Ok...here is the question of the day..HOW MANY NUTS CAN A WOODCHUCK CRACK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CRACK NUTS??? Any takers???

A.would chuck would.chuck as many nuts as a would chuck could chuck of a would chuck could chuck nuts. Got ypu on that one bro. Ive known the answer since i was a kid

Whoops.sry double type nice catch ad. Im.still working on the whole.typing thing but i hit extra buttons with the rock

Hello everyone

I have received an in invitation from Mad Rabbit to join the squadron. I red yhe rules and not only agree but like them very much, so i d be glad to join your team if you accept me.

Cheers.


C. Pot.

Hey brother c glad you made it. Guys ive been in a few games with c pot. With and against he dlys with honor and skill. Somone get this guy an m. I had asked him.to.join in a.game and he was suddenly asked by every other squad in the game (rotten poachers tbh to name one) im.glad he came here. I will.be at the ace in the hole tonight at 7 pm.est

It's 4am can't sleep. Just played againt MARTY JUANO, what a fun game we had even though he was red. Even though I asked him in the beginning if he wanted me to stay I still felt guilty shooting him. I hope we have the ability to change when the update comes out.

SIR MARTY, thank you for a fun game and I hope to see you as blue next time.

[*M]yNuts wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote: Well got this week's update. Hoping it don't send me back to square one. Kind of anxious to try this new capture the flag mission. Down side of the day, get home after freezing my butt off, sat down to take my boots off and Akela, my Husky runs up all excited as she does everyday. Went to kiss her on the nose, like usual, and she decided to yank her rock hard head up and busted me square in the mouth! Thanks to the plavix and aspirin the blood started pouring out! Damn Dog! She gave me that " I'm sorry look" with her big blue eyes and I couldn't even yell at her. Freaking spoiled Dog!

OMG RIPP!!! Hope your ok! Aspirin and plavix...hmmmmm do you have coronary artery stents, or peripheral stents?..Know a little something about that..I work in a cathlab and an electrophysiology lab...been there about 13 years, was a paramedic before that...bet you bled so bad it could have passed for a murder scene..hope your feeling better, NOT your pooches fault....she/he was JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!

Nailed that one Brother! Had an M.I. In 2004, got a stent in my L. A. D. It was 95% blocked. A week after my Wife moved in I told her. "now that I finally found someone I want to settle down with I'll have a heart attack and die knowing my luck." 1 week to the day. "BAM" was just shy of turning 40. All good now though!

Morning my friends, hope all is well for you guys and gals.
I have a favor to ask of you.
Some of you will remeber Raptor Jr, he's a Misfit member hasnt played very much of late but drops by when his time permits. His name is Nick, my very best buddy in the real world. A former girlfriends son that calls me dad.
I got a phone call from his mother, his real dad has been in the hospital last two days. He isnt going to make it thru the night. Nicks dad is an alcoholic, sadly has lost his struggle with the addiction. Its been hard for Nick, I talked to him yesterday when he was there at the hospital and told me he didnt know what to do.... Poor little guy is only 13.

My favor, if you could say a prayer for Nick and his older brother Mathew. There far to young to loose there dad and will need some support from above. I do what I can on my end for them.

Thanks friends God bless.

Hi all,how u guys doing, lol, still d old Rap, nice post Rappy y,u made my day

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: My favor, if you could say a prayer for Nick and his older brother Mathew. There far to young to loose there dad and will need some support from above. I do what I can on my end for them.

Thanks friends God bless.

It is of course too hard for anybody to loose dad at this younger age. May God bless the family and give them courage and strength to move on. I'll definitely pray for the family.

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Morning my friends, hope all is well for you guys and gals.
I have a favor to ask of you.
Some of you will remeber Raptor Jr, he's a Misfit member hasnt played very much of late but drops by when his time permits. His name is Nick, my very best buddy in the real world. A former girlfriends son that calls me dad.
I got a phone call from his mother, his real dad has been in the hospital last two days. He isnt going to make it thru the night. Nicks dad is an alcoholic, sadly has lost his struggle with the addiction. Its been hard for Nick, I talked to him yesterday when he was there at the hospital and told me he didnt know what to do.... Poor little guy is only 13.

My favor, if you could say a prayer for Nick and his older brother Mathew. There far to young to loose there dad and will need some support from above. I do what I can on my end for them.

Thanks friends God bless.

Prayers on the way Rap.

My prayers to nick and his dad. Rap.you need olny ask.us. misfit united

Prayers to Nick, Matthew, and there Dad.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: It's 4am can't sleep. Just played againt MARTY JUANO, what a fun game we had even though he was red. Even though I asked him in the beginning if he wanted me to stay I still felt guilty shooting him. I hope we have the ability to change when the update comes out.

SIR MARTY, thank you for a fun game and I hope to see you as blue next time.

Kept losing connection last night Davy. It probably looked like I was trying to avoid you.

I'm in Sir Raptor.

Sorry to hear rap, I have a sense that you will be of comfort for Nick and my thoughts are with you all.

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Morning my friends, hope all is well for you guys and gals.
I have a favor to ask of you.
Some of you will remeber Raptor Jr, he's a Misfit member hasnt played very much of late but drops by when his time permits. His name is Nick, my very best buddy in the real world. A former girlfriends son that calls me dad.
I got a phone call from his mother, his real dad has been in the hospital last two days. He isnt going to make it thru the night. Nicks dad is an alcoholic, sadly has lost his struggle with the addiction. Its been hard for Nick, I talked to him yesterday when he was there at the hospital and told me he didnt know what to do.... Poor little guy is only 13.

My favor, if you could say a prayer for Nick and his older brother Mathew. There far to young to loose there dad and will need some support from above. I do what I can on my end for them.

Thanks friends God bless.

Hearing that has brought tears to my eyes Rap, poor little guy.. Prayers heading his way.

May GOD be with you RAP and your family. We will pray for you all

What a game this was. 1001 left midway and MEAN FOKKER left at the end. We were always out numbered 3 to 4 and even 3 to 5 for some time all thanks to auto balance. xair went up into the clouds to sneaking up on them and leaving me and FOKKER to take on 5 MORAF's. That was the time I was sweeting bucket loads. Great game well done both teams looking forward for another match.

Got a new hat

[*M]yNuts wrote: Ok...here is the question of the day..HOW MANY NUTS CAN A WOODCHUCK CRACK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CRACK NUTS??? Any takers???

How many NUTS do you have NUTS?
2 ?
Then I would asy 2 NUTS

Good.job ilia. You were up.against some top guns

Code 7 is now 6 1/2,code 6 1/2

B.52 wrote: Code 7 is now 6 1/2,code 6 1/2

Oh oh son what did you do to her. She's no longer complete. Oh son.

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Morning my friends, hope all is well for you guys and gals.
I have a favor to ask of you.
Some of you will remeber Raptor Jr, he's a Misfit member hasnt played very much of late but drops by when his time permits. His name is Nick, my very best buddy in the real world. A former girlfriends son that calls me dad.
I got a phone call from his mother, his real dad has been in the hospital last two days. He isnt going to make it thru the night. Nicks dad is an alcoholic, sadly has lost his struggle with the addiction. Its been hard for Nick, I talked to him yesterday when he was there at the hospital and told me he didnt know what to do.... Poor little guy is only 13.

My favor, if you could say a prayer for Nick and his older brother Mathew. There far to young to loose there dad and will need some support from above. I do what I can on my end for them.

Thanks friends God bless.

Truly sad Brother Raptor. Sending positive thoughts. No magic words to offer, wish there were!