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darraxx wrote: GOOD MORNING MISFITS :woohoo:


Good morning wabbit, all!
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Morning Misfits! Is it Friday yet? This squad sure has some talented guys working on banners...looking good fellas! I especially like Flatline's...killer work sir Foust!

Makes me wonder if I should update mine...whaddaya think? I made it awhile ago...

Have a great day all you crazy Misfits!
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[M]Comet wrote: Now I know why Hulk is happy Rabbit's back! This is on a break between doing dishes at the Acehole.


Aww shucks.. hes just a big green.softy


COMET....That's hulks way of TENDERIZING him before he eats him!!


No no.hulky would never eat me. What the hell would he dry dishes with

RABBIT...I TOLD YOU YOU WERE BEING TENDERIZED....!!!


Through my vast psychological knowledge of big bad Bully's, he is just trying to find comfort
From a past event in his life. Owing to the fact his eyes are more reseeded in the skull, and his mole on his right hand is darker than his usual greenness, I would say that Von is remembering a time 3 years ago when he was left alone watching the moms annual summer party and seeing a opportunity , liberated the cooler with all the beer. But instead of sharing it with us all he drank it all himself.
Now after all this time he has subconsciously found comfort from a past event that has botherd him to the point of unnatural gentleness to some of his fellow creatures who where unforgivingly deprived of the cool fresh beer that was taken by this €<^%^! monster and now feels compelled to buy us all free beer.
I know you will deniy this Von, but trust me it's the only thing to finally cure you. (I prefer miller btw) .

FOX, I could not have said it better, the TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
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Here's one comet, i was just playing around with it... :huh: the banner(sickos lol)
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[M]Comet wrote: Now I know why Hulk is happy Rabbit's back! This is on a break between doing dishes at the Acehole.


Aww shucks.. hes just a big green.softy


COMET....That's hulks way of TENDERIZING him before he eats him!!


No no.hulky would never eat me. What the hell would he dry dishes with

RABBIT...I TOLD YOU YOU WERE BEING TENDERIZED....!!!


Through my vast psychological knowledge of big bad Bully's, he is just trying to find comfort
From a past event in his life. Owing to the fact his eyes are more reseeded in the skull, and his mole on his right hand is darker than his usual greenness, I would say that Von is remembering a time 3 years ago when he was left alone watching the moms annual summer party and seeing a opportunity , liberated the cooler with all the beer. But instead of sharing it with us all he drank it all himself.
Now after all this time he has subconsciously found comfort from a past event that has botherd him to the point of unnatural gentleness to some of his fellow creatures who where unforgivingly deprived of the cool fresh beer that was taken by this €<^%^! monster and now feels compelled to buy us all free beer.
I know you will deniy this Von, but trust me it's the only thing to finally cure you. (I prefer miller btw) .

FOX, I could not have said it better, the TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!


I was.once told.i.wouldn't amount to shat. Once hulk.poops ill.show them
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[*M]bhfoust wrote: Here's one comet, i was just playing around with it... :huh: the banner(sickos lol)


Nice work foust.. :woohoo: i was just thinking the same thing when i read comets post about a new banner.. taking that comet i found and putting it in a banner. . :lol:
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[M]Comet wrote: Morning Misfits! Is it Friday yet? This squad sure has some talented guys working on banners...looking good fellas! I especially like Flatline's...killer work sir Foust!

Makes me wonder if I should update mine...whaddaya think? I made it awhile ago...

Have a great day all you crazy Misfits!

Won't be long everybody in Dogfight will want a banner from these guys!! I agree Flatline's banner is awesome! Kinda partial to my genuine War Doctor original lightning banner! Wonder if we can get these appraised? On a side note, love ohio weather! Single digits today, our lot here at work is 88 acres of solid ice. Squad has been here 3 times today for falls. Saturday it's supposed to be 45 degrees. SMH! Gotta love it!

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That is one baadazzz banner Sir Foust!!! I love it! THANK YOU
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[*M]bhfoust wrote: Here's one comet, i was just playing around with it... :huh: the banner(sickos lol)


That is so cool! Thanks a lot Bh! I'll change it when I am done work!

Here's to the Foustest with the mostest Lol!
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Despite the connection loss the Couch is still making a slow crawl upward ;)



Paddle faster I hear banjos...
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I would like each of you to take a look at this photo. this happened to a friend yesterday the pick up had passed him and pull to the shoulder waited for him to get right up on him then started to make a u-turn the driver of the pickup never saw the tractor trailer... Yes, the same tractor trailer he just past less than two minutes before the driver of the pickup will survive but he is messed up badly people we really need you to look around before you take unnecessary risk on the highways also please note this was not a freeway this is a back road but I have had people do the same thing on the interstate please take a moment to use your mirrors and what ever common sense you possess
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I would like each of you to take a look at this photo. this happened to a friend yesterday the pick up had passed him and pull to the shoulder waited for him to get right up on him then started to make a u-turn the driver of the pickup never saw the tractor trailer... Yes, the same tractor trailer he just past less than two minutes before the driver of the pickup will survive but he is messed up badly people we really need you to look around before you take unnecessary risk on the highways also please note this was not a freeway this is a back road but I have had people do the same thing on the interstate please take a moment to use your mirrors and what ever common sense you possess

This is one of the reasons I don't drive anymore. People think " oh, you drive a truck all day, how are you tired at the end of the day. You sit on your butt all day" I say "yeah, waiting for the next idiot to pull out in front of me".

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I would like each of you to take a look at this photo. this happened to a friend yesterday the pick up had passed him and pull to the shoulder waited for him to get right up on him then started to make a u-turn the driver of the pickup never saw the tractor trailer... Yes, the same tractor trailer he just past less than two minutes before the driver of the pickup will survive but he is messed up badly people we really need you to look around before you take unnecessary risk on the highways also please note this was not a freeway this is a back road but I have had people do the same thing on the interstate please take a moment to use your mirrors and what ever common sense you possess

This is one of the reasons I don't drive anymore. People think " oh, you drive a truck all day, how are you tired at the end of the day. You sit on your butt all day" I say "yeah, waiting for the next idiot to pull out in front of me".

I especially like the ones that cut you off thinking the truck and all the weight on your trailer can stop as quick as their F-150. Sent a few people home with "Air Horn Underwear". Glad I only have to drive once in a blue moon. No way I could handle it full time anymore. Idiot tolerance factor was breached years ago!

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Actually gonna get some game time tonight!! Woohoo! Might need one of you to bring some jumper cables over and help me get my plane started!

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Ok.flyin toinight is a joke. The lag is bad people not dieing. Flying throught fire. Jumpin skippin invisable did i miss anything.
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darraxx wrote: Ok.flyin toinight is a joke. The lag is bad people not dieing. Flying throught fire. Jumpin skippin invisable did i miss anything.

Oh man don't tell me that! Waiting on my dinner to cook so I can fly, finally!

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Ok Misfits, time for one of Comet's adventure stories...This happened to me about 10 years ago and for some reason I remembered it this morning so I thought I would share it with you...hope you get a "kick" out of it...

If you don't already know, my job with the gas company brings me into a lot of people's homes... I have seen stuff that would make an episode of "Hoarders" look lame... But I digress.

I was working a graveyard shift when I received an order to turn someone's gas service on. Graveyards were always interesting and unpredictable...lotsa weirdos at night too. Never knew what I was going to run into. Anyway up until about the mid 70's gas meters were installed inside houses as the technology to measure accurately in cold weather was non existent. So we needed to get access to the meter to reset the regulator and read the meter prior to re lighting the furnace and water heater...

A middle aged British man greets me at the door. He's about 5'3 or so...he takes me downstairs to the basement to the furnace. I ask him where the meter is as I need access to it.

He says in his English accent that it's in his son's bedroom and it's locked...he doesn't have a key. So he asks his wife who is upstairs...
"Luvy duvy do you have a key for the bedroom?" She shrieks down to him in a window shattering pitch, "No I don't have a bloody key!"
"Right then" he says, "I'll just have to break the door down."

So he takes a run at that door and then jumps in the air in an attempt at a Bruce Lee drop kick...bounces of the door as if it was a trampoline, flies back through the air and lands on his back with his head right between my feet. I am trying so hard not to laugh at this point...he blinks his eyes a couple of times, sits up slowly and says,
"I say...that's not 'alf as easy as it looks on the telly!"

I then showed him how to break into a room using a screwdriver and a credit card...and no back pain! Got everything going, said goodbye and away I went.

The rest of my shift that night was rather boring...after all, it's not everyday that you meet the British Bruce Lee!
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Im just saying
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Good evening all! Well, my world has come full circle as Zup finally got back to me and my numerous requests to Echoboom to switch my account to a different email :side: When I provided the email addresses to switch from and to, he replied stating that neither email address is registered :huh: Zup then provided the email address and password associated with name...it was MY personal email?! :blink: Classic move on my part! AHAHAHAHA (Hey, when my brother set me up, I thought it was under HIS email) Soooo...I could've been flying the last three plus weeks :pinch: I might have to rename myself Ima[M]oron or Du[M]bAzz :dry:

Flew first mission last night...but could see names being shot down, no planes on map or screen :angry: When I did get into a mission where I could periodically see planes, it was a dogfight mission :sick: Did okay for the first time in awhile, though would have had positive ratio had my plane not blown up three times dropping my bomb and Special K (aka KA5EY) wasn't in game :S

Just want to send a shout out to all you Misfits for your support and a special shout out to (sweet) T and Hulk for reaching outside of forum, but not reach around :woohoo: AHAHAHA

Will try to get my airlegs back, as it will be like learning to ride a bike again...I was never good at that either :whistle:

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. ANOTHER MISFIT BACK IN THE AIR :evil: WOOOO HOOOOO
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Not a bad night. First game was a short one, finished 9/4. Second game I switched to help Dr. Bombay, started off positive. Kasey came along and war was on. B-52 came to my aid and racked up 30 kills in no time, Kasey still held us off. DT61 and Bware showed up. Tables turned quickly as blues disappeared and reds popped up left and right. Ended up like 17/26. :pinch: Props to Sir DT61 for sticking by my side to the bitter end! Even through the annoying phone call! Suspect bad connections got everybody else. That Kasey is tough! Felt good to get in some game time! Still pretty confident that I found something that works for me. Getting tons of hits, just need to seal the deal!

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I found a guy who wants to trade me his truck for my Trans am. I'm still contemplating this trade.
1964 all original F100, 292 V8, 3 speed, on the column.




For my 1998 Trans Am



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Don't.. You can build one, car is a buety;)
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*[M]VonHulk wrote: I found a guy who wants to trade me his truck for my Trans am. I'm still contemplating this trade.
1964 all original F100, 292 V8, 3 speed, on the column.




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Truck is a good find, BUT the T/A is pretty awesome, think I would hold out.

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*[M]VonHulk wrote: I found a guy who wants to trade me his truck for my Trans am. I'm still contemplating this trade.
1964 all original F100, 292 V8, 3 speed, on the column.




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Me? I would stick with the tire shredding monster.. :evil: But that's just me.. :whistle: Is he putting up a little cash to sweetin the deal a little? :)
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*[M]VonHulk wrote: I found a guy who wants to trade me his truck for my Trans am. I'm still contemplating this trade.
1964 all original F100, 292 V8, 3 speed, on the column.




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Von, my good friend, theres only one question to be asked here... Which one of these two vehicles will get you laid.....
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Well between lag, droppers, and sneaking in a lopsided game, dogfight play was crappy tonight. Ugh
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[M]Comet wrote: Ok Misfits, time for one of Comet's adventure stories...This happened to me about 10 years ago and for some reason I remembered it this morning so I thought I would share it with you...hope you get a "kick" out of it...

If you don't already know, my job with the gas company brings me into a lot of people's homes... I have seen stuff that would make an episode of "Hoarders" look lame... But I digress.

I was working a graveyard shift when I received an order to turn someone's gas service on. Graveyards were always interesting and unpredictable...lotsa weirdos at night too. Never knew what I was going to run into. Anyway up until about the mid 70's gas meters were installed inside houses as the technology to measure accurately in cold weather was non existent. So we needed to get access to the meter to reset the regulator and read the meter prior to re lighting the furnace and water heater...

A middle aged British man greets me at the door. He's about 5'3 or so...he takes me downstairs to the basement to the furnace. I ask him where the meter is as I need access to it.

He says in his English accent that it's in his son's bedroom and it's locked...he doesn't have a key. So he asks his wife who is upstairs...
"Luvy duvy do you have a key for the bedroom?" She shrieks down to him in a window shattering pitch, "No I don't have a bloody key!"
"Right then" he says, "I'll just have to break the door down."

So he takes a run at that door and then jumps in the air in an attempt at a Bruce Lee drop kick...bounces of the door as if it was a trampoline, flies back through the air and lands on his back with his head right between my feet. I am trying so hard not to laugh at this point...he blinks his eyes a couple of times, sits up slowly and says,
"I say...that's not 'alf as easy as it looks on the telly!"

I then showed him how to break into a room using a screwdriver and a credit card...and no back pain! Got everything going, said goodbye and away I went.

The rest of my shift that night was rather boring...after all, it's not everyday that you meet the British Bruce Lee!

Tears and Dr. Pepper everywhere...some of them mixed and shot projectile style through nostrils...that burns and yet I'm still laughing :woohoo:
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*[M]VonHulk wrote: I found a guy who wants to trade me his truck for my Trans am. I'm still contemplating this trade.
1964 all original F100, 292 V8, 3 speed, on the column.




For my 1998 Trans Am



What do you think?







Hulk, it would be an easy choice for me, the car while very nice is a car.... The truck on the otherhand is a clasic, find some original wheels and take off the slam suspension and you have a truck that cant be touched and will never be confused with another..... as far as getting laid, the truck has a bed that is right their, and the car has chiropractor visits after said lay......

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darraxx wrote: Ok.flyin toinight is a joke. The lag is bad ipeople not dieing. Flying throught fire. Jumpin skippin invisable did i miss anything.





Bun!!!! Is that really You!!!!?

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Played one game...that is all.
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