[M]-Dr Dave wrote: [\b]WOULD ALL NEW RECRUITS PLEASE REPORT TO MY OFFICE FOR YOUR RABIES SERIES 1 INJECTIONS [/b]
You will NOT need to drop your shorts
I see we don't need to drop them but can we do it anyway?
...... I'm not new, but I might need a shot or two....
im glad i aint a recruit no more lol
I see Jay passes the eye exam, He can see this is RICHARD, my MALE nurse, HE'S been working here for 3yrs. (Sex change) But yall enjoy your shots, he will.
Oof
Well there went my fantasy! Male you say!?
Darn...i need to cancel my appointment i will be in the shower..scrubbing my eyes
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Just to let EVERONE know, our brother SKYFOX is in the hospital with a heart attack, he sounded ok though at this time. I will now say a good prayer for him and that he will be ok.
SKYFOXX, DEAR BROTHER, WE LOVE YA. EVEN BETTER THE LORD LOVES YA TO.
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[M]Skyripper wrote: I don't want go to work today......ugh!
OK T, you win! Up side, managed to stay inside all morning. Down side, I got stuck trying to get our UPS software back up and running since our "I/T" guy screwed it all up. Advice, never admit to knowing anything about computers if asked!
[M]isfit to the core
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The Comet pulled off a stunt this morning in which he has not done since he was 19 or 20...
I slept in by 2 bloody hours and was late for work big time! I start at 7:30 and am usually in the office by 7...I didn't get to work until 9:30... Wow!
Good thing I'm the foreman here and the guy who works for me is in a meeting...my clerk is retired and there was nobody around to catch it...
Maybe I will sneak home at 2 and see if anyone catches that...
Downside of all of this is if I go off the road in my truck and roll it...seems like nobody's gonna catch that either...
Take the bad with the good I guess...
Bannerless and naked. Whatever...
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Got a phone call last night from the kids school, waiting no school today because of the cold temps! Wth?! it's like -6 this morning, that's not that bad.
Fly like its stolen shoot like you mean to keep it
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[M]Comet wrote: The Comet pulled off a stunt this morning in which he has not done since he was 19 or 20...
I slept in by 2 bloody hours and was late for work big time! I start at 7:30 and am usually in the office by 7...I didn't get to work until 9:30... Wow!
Good thing I'm the foreman here and the guy who works for me is in a meeting...my clerk is retired and there was nobody around to catch it...
Maybe I will sneak home at 2 and see if anyone catches that...
Downside of all of this is if I go off the road in my truck and roll it...seems like nobody's gonna catch that either...
Take the bad with the good I guess...
Hey brother i always said if you came in late for work, you need to leave early to make up for it!
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction
(.Y.)
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[M]Skyripper wrote: I don't want go to work today......ugh!
This is some tropical temperature. Hot hot hottttttt!!!!! The time is freaking 1 am now and I'm really getting MAD. In imperial units it is around 76.
Blame the global warming!!!
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Live every day as if it's your last cos one day...
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[M]Comet wrote: The Comet pulled off a stunt this morning in which he has not done since he was 19 or 20...
I slept in by 2 bloody hours and was late for work big time! I start at 7:30 and am usually in the office by 7...I didn't get to work until 9:30... Wow!
Good thing I'm the foreman here and the guy who works for me is in a meeting...my clerk is retired and there was nobody around to catch it...
Maybe I will sneak home at 2 and see if anyone catches that...
Downside of all of this is if I go off the road in my truck and roll it...seems like nobody's gonna catch that either...
Take the bad with the good I guess...
Hey brother i always said if you came in late for work, you need to leave early to make up for it!
Yeah you do not want to be late twice in the same day!!
May the ancestors look down upon your achievements and smile.
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[M]Skyripper wrote: I don't want go to work today......ugh!
This is some tropical temperature. Hot hot hottttttt!!!!! The time is freaking 1 am now and I'm really getting MAD. In imperial units it is around 76.
Blame the global warming!!!
Must be no global warming where i live. Just more lake effect snow thanks to Lake Erie. Hoping for another snowday so i can go skiing tomorrow. I wish i was on a carribean cruise.
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Nice!
Unfortunately that kind of weather comes with big €#}{%^ snakes and spiders.
I still remember the picture of that wolf spider somebody posted back in the summer.
Frag
GOING MENTAL?
Come on in...there's room for everyone!
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Whoever had a problem with SATAN...you're welcome. He figured he'd camp after bombing..that didn't work well for him...he tried to use a tank..a couple times. Well sucked for him. See his response? Oh and yeah, he lost. Must've been a bad game for him
Oh good always prevails over evil
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Well, I think you win the day Brother Frag! But round two! This is right now and what's coming tonight. And yet I choose to work outside! Think an EEG might be in my future!
[M]isfit to the core
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With my job, I'm a very popular guy when it gets cold...furnaces quit working... I can be quite busy. But people can be so brain-dead.
Stupid Customer of the Year award candidate (and 2015 just got going)
I show up at a house and everybody's sick...the house has 2 furnaces and the main one isn't working. So I go into the basement to check it out...giant cat litter box right beside the furnaces...looks like it hasn't been changed since last spring. Filter is plugged solid.
A couple tweaks here and there and it's working. No signs of carbon monoxide anywhere.
"That furnace is sucking that cat litter dust and odor and blowing it throughout your house." I tell the customer.
"So?"
And you wonder why you're sick dumbass. Get a few more cats while you're at it.
No wonder I slept in today.
Bannerless and naked. Whatever...
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[M]Comet wrote: With my job, I'm a very popular guy when it gets cold...furnaces quit working... I can be quite busy. But people can be so brain-dead.
Stupid Customer of the Year award candidate (and 2015 just got going)
I show up at a house and everybody's sick...the house has 2 furnaces and the main one isn't working. So I go into the basement to check it out...giant cat litter box right beside the furnaces...looks like it hasn't been changed since last spring. Filter is plugged solid.
A couple tweaks here and there and it's working. No signs of carbon monoxide anywhere.
"That furnace is sucking that cat litter dust and odor and blowing it throughout your house." I tell the customer.
"So?"
And you wonder why you're sick dumbass. Get a few more cats while you're at it.
No wonder I slept in today.
Dang Comet!!! I got tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard!!! That was just too damn funny!!
[M]isfit to the core
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