I'm Backkkkkkk, Did you miss me? Ohhhhh I missed you all kiss kiss hug hug pinch pinch tickle tickle. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Test god i hope this works. A little Christmas cheer for my friend's, oh and the cat.

I think Hulk got a new toy for Christmas

Merry Christmas misfits (good and naughty alike)

My most recent creation...this is my drunk cheesecake as I was slightly intoxicated at the time of the creation.

Merry Christmas [M]isfits!

NEED I SAY MORE!

Frank

Merry Christmas Frank!

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

My most recent creation...this is my drunk cheesecake as I was slightly intoxicated at the time of the creation.

Intoxicated or not... It's Cheesecake..

[M]-Dr Dave wrote:

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

My most recent creation...this is my drunk cheesecake as I was slightly intoxicated at the time of the creation.

Intoxicated or not... It's Cheesecake..

Very true. .getting ready to dig in!

Merry Christmas [M]isfits and friends of DF.
Prayers and best wishes to those of you struggling this Christmas.

So Davy is returning to the skies on Jan 2 with an itchy trigger finger.
I suddenly remembered that I will be too busy to fly that day.

Frag

I'm crying. LAUGHING. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Good late game.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MISFITS!!!
I hope your day was filled with joy and you were surounded by folks that love you....

Farnk you Itlian stalion!!! Merry Christmas to you and yours you basterd


Couch we love ya man, praying for your dad and your family, God bless you, i do hope your Christmas was good my friend.

Good game CC!!




Night [M]isfits..

Test...

CC, B52, Snake, and all others that I played with last nite, the connection gods were definately against me. I lost connection 5 games in a row! So if it seems that I bailed out on you, apologies.

Howdy Misfits!


I'm off to Salt Lake City today to keep a promise i made to myself about a month ago..... gonna see my family and spend some time in my ol stoppin grounds.

I dont know if ill be on much, so that may help the lag. Phsst right! Just wanted you to know so when you dont see me around u know why....... if that would even cross your mind, right? I guess im feeling a bit more important than i am... oh well.

I think its due to the fact that my future girlfriend is starting to sway my way..... some of you may know ive been whooing this young lady for some time.... again fact is you probably dont know that but i am feeling rather important today so if you dont know of this romance you do now.

We live close to each other so ive been doing the little things that make such huge differences with the female side of our species. You helping her with the groceries, watering her lawn a nice word in the morning as she leaves for work and a nice word on her long awaited return.... finding her cat that ran away twice, that was close call the little basterd wouldnt stay out of the window and i about got busted twice....
speaking of bust ...... oh yeas tatas are unbelievable.

She asked me ti take her kite flying so we finaly did.... went to the beach and woundnt you know there was now wind.... I found a young healthy lad and persuaded him to run down the beach acting as the wind.... after some negotiations and my purchase of all his chicklets he agreed..... I dont think he understood my instructions very well and i take responsibility for that, i didnt understand his language very well i only know English and speak rather fluent spanish as you all should know.... he spoke something like spanish different dialect. I gave him the kite and instructed him to Vamos! He just looked at me and the kite and smiled knoding his head. I loked at him and gave him a stern look as "run you little basterd before i give you a real reason too"! It worked! Note to self: never underestimate body language and the showing of teeth to help make you piont....
so the little bas.. lad took off running and he could run! He kept running and i then realized he had left with out the kite..... i yeld to him tom stop and he responded with piche qedo.... ? Again different dialect.

Well i was up to me to get that damn kite in the air, God has chosen it to be a calm day at the beach and it was working against me. I told the well indoud little lady to walk down the beach a ways and by the time i got to her location the kite would be in the air.... she smiled and whinked at me turned and begain to walk down the beach.... good example of minimal speach and ohhh her body language was screaming!!!! I thought to myself theres a girl who knows how to communicate.

She got down far enough that, i felt confident i could get the kite sky bound by the time i reached her. So i took off... now if you havent ever ran in sand you wont understand what the difficulty is in doing so and looking cool while doing so.... i believe now its imposible.... i invisioned myself as chariotsof fire, running down the beach but as the pionting and smerks broke threw the sound of my hearbeat in my ear i realiszed i look more like the the guy in specail ed only he was pulling it off much better.
i look behind to see how much altitude the kite was and to my shock... it was furrowing a ditch across the damn beach!!

I dug deep in desperation increase my speed and ill be go to hell if that damn kite didnt lift off!!! Oh happy day i thought as I heard the smerks change to cheers, and then to yells... of STOP dumbasss!!! As i turned to look forward at who was being the buzz kill isaw her hand over her mouth pionting, but at the air born kite, butinfront of me........honestly dont know happened aftter that, next thing i new i was in an ambulance i what ca only be descrbed as mind blowing pain!!!!! I looked around and just before i passedout i heard we have a handicape in route wIth major impact wounds and some wood slivers.....


So im gld to be getting out of here for a while, its imoptant to keep promises especially ones you make too yourelf.....

Ipromise never to fly another kite...




See youn all latter! EnNJoy your holidays,be safe!!!

[*M]RAPTOR wrote: Howdy Misfits!


I'm off to Salt Lake City today to keep a promise i made to myself about a month ago..... gonna see my family and spend some time in my ol stoppin grounds.

I dont know if ill be on much, so that may help the lag. Phsst right! Just wanted you to know so when you dont see me around u know why....... if that would even cross your mind, right? I guess im feeling a bit more important than i am... oh well.

I think its due to the fact that my future girlfriend is starting to sway my way..... some of you may know ive been whooing this young lady for some time.... again fact is you probably dont know that but i am feeling rather important today so if you dont know of this romance you do now.

We live close to each other so ive been doing the little things that make such huge differences with the female side of our species. You helping her with the groceries, watering her lawn a nice word in the morning as she leaves for work and a nice word on her long awaited return.... finding her cat that ran away twice, that was close call the little basterd wouldnt stay out of the window and i about got busted twice....
speaking of bust ...... oh yeas tatas are unbelievable.

She asked me ti take her kite flying so we finaly did.... went to the beach and woundnt you know there was now wind.... I found a young healthy lad and persuaded him to run down the beach acting as the wind.... after some negotiations and my purchase of all his chicklets he agreed..... I dont think he understood my instructions very well and i take responsibility for that, i didnt understand his language very well i only know English and speak rather fluent spanish as you all should know.... he spoke something like spanish different dialect. I gave him the kite and instructed him to Vamos! He just looked at me and the kite and smiled knoding his head. I loked at him and gave him a stern look as "run you little basterd before i give you a real reason too"! It worked! Note to self: never underestimate body language and the showing of teeth to help make you piont....
so the little bas.. lad took off running and he could run! He kept running and i then realized he had left with out the kite..... i yeld to him tom stop and he responded with piche qedo.... ? Again different dialect.

Well i was up to me to get that damn kite in the air, God has chosen it to be a calm day at the beach and it was working against me. I told the well indoud little lady to walk down the beach a ways and by the time i got to her location the kite would be in the air.... she smiled and whinked at me turned and begain to walk down the beach.... good example of minimal speach and ohhh her body language was screaming!!!! I thought to myself theres a girl who knows how to communicate.

She got down far enough that, i felt confident i could get the kite sky bound by the time i reached her. So i took off... now if you havent ever ran in sand you wont understand what the difficulty is in doing so and looking cool while doing so.... i believe now its imposible.... i invisioned myself as chariotsof fire, running down the beach but as the pionting and smerks broke threw the sound of my hearbeat in my ear i realiszed i look more like the the guy in specail ed only he was pulling it off much better.
i look behind to see how much altitude the kite was and to my shock... it was furrowing a ditch across the damn beach!!

I dug deep in desperation increase my speed and ill be go to hell if that damn kite didnt lift off!!! Oh happy day i thought as I heard the smerks change to cheers, and then to yells... of STOP dumbasss!!! As i turned to look forward at who was being the buzz kill isaw her hand over her mouth pionting, but at the air born kite, butinfront of me........honestly dont know happened aftter that, next thing i new i was in an ambulance i what ca only be descrbed as mind blowing pain!!!!! I looked around and just before i passedout i heard we have a handicape in route wIth major impact wounds and some wood slivers.....


So im gld to be getting out of here for a while, its imoptant to keep promises especially ones you make too yourelf.....

Ipromise never to fly another kite...




See youn all latter! EnNJoy your holidays,be safe!!!

Awesome story, I have been waiting for one of these to pop up. It's been a while since I've read one of your stories. Thank you sir, you made my day. God Speed Brother RAP.

Love the new badge. Ty Uncle Hulka, and Foust, for all the new badges.... Now if only Doc had some time , I'd ask him to 're work my banner and take the 121st out of it. Thnx guys.

Thx for the help with the badges von and T. Couldn't have done it without you guys

BULLET [M]isfit wrote: Love the new badge. Ty Uncle Hulka, and Foust, for all the new badges.... Now if only Doc had some time , I'd ask him to 're work my banner and take the 121st out of it. Thnx guys.

..... The way I want to respond to this request can only be stated in it's entirety in the House of pain..... The jist of it is pointing you in a general direction (we'll call it OFF) and telling you to ____ in that direction... In the mean time.... I'll fix your bloody banner... yet again....

[*M]bhfoust wrote: Thx for the help with the badges von and T. Couldn't have done it without you guys

.... I have A LOT of banners to re-build don't I.....

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!! KEEP A WEARY EYE TO THE WEBPAGE!!!! THE GEEK SQUAD IS RAMPING UP TO GIVE AN ART SHOW FOR THE MISFIT MASSES! I WILL BE POSTING BANNERS AND OTHER ART PIECES I'VE MADE FOR THIS WONDERFUL SQUAD!!!! Any misfit who's made art is welcome to post their art on the website!

The War Doctor wrote:

[*M]bhfoust wrote: Thx for the help with the badges von and T. Couldn't have done it without you guys

.... I have A LOT of banners to re-build don't I.....

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

The War Doctor wrote:

[*M]bhfoust wrote: Thx for the help with the badges von and T. Couldn't have done it without you guys

.... I have A LOT of banners to re-build don't I.....

....WEEEEELP..... EVERYONE LINE UP!

LOOKS GOOD!!!

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

WELCOME TO THE Bzerks Jerks SQUADRON

The Founding Fathers of The 121st Misfits

BHFOUST [MORAF]
TBUILT [MORAF]
BZERKBZERK [MORAF]

Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Its the Misfits Way
Words by Bzerkbzerk

The 121st Misfit's Guide
Please keep the following in mind if you would like to become a 121st Misfit.

RESPECT:
Always be aware that people of all ages play this game, men, women and children. Different races, cultures and countries combine in the game and on the forum. Be respectful with your language and responses. Do not get drawn into negative comments or subjects, try to help newer players in the game. Show respect towards all even if you do not get it in return.

SQUAD MATES:
When you enter the game, take a look at the teams. If a squad mate is outnumbered on the red side, ask if they need help, common courtesy and switch if you can. Always try to work as team to gain the advantage.

TEAM KILLING:
We only kill team killers. A team killer is one who is on your team and repeatedly shoots down team mates. If a team killer exist, red or blue, shoot them till they leave.

SPAWN KILLING:
Spawn killing- that first moment you enter a game and you are down, again you spawn and down before you can take any action. This is spawn killing. This is done purposely by many in the game. We do not play this way. (yet)

BOMB RUN SPAWN KILLING EXCEPTION:
If you have fought your way to the enemy base or carrier, KEEP SHOOTING, you made it that far, go in for the kill and drop the bomb. In this instance some will get spawn killed, but you fought hard to get there, don't let them shoot you down, this is accepted play by most players and squads.

TO CARRY A BOMB:
We as a squad choose to carry our bombs in bombing missions only, not in dogfight or capture the carrier missions. We fight with them. We drop them when out numbered to defend our base or carrier. We drop them when the opposing team deems it necessary to drop their bombs to rid our selves of droppers. We bomb tanks, hangars, pilot in chute and carriers. sometimes we drop them on a pilot in a chute in the air, or enemy plane in flight. But we BOMB THE BASE or CARRIER. If you can't return to base to reload, then provide cover for team until you can get back, don't camp.

CAMPING:
Hanging out over enemy base or ship and repeatedly shooting enemy with no in coming team bombers. Many do this, we do not. Evade, provide cover, draw them away but do not use poor tactics to justify camping.

TANKING:
I enjoy this as much as flying and many MISFITS are accomplished and deadly tankers. We tank Hangars, carriers, tanks, pilot and even airborne enemy aircraft. We do not go to enemy base and wait for them to spawn in plane and shoot them with the tank. This a form of spawn killing called Tank Spawn Kill and one of the actual dogfight rules that will get you banned.

IN GENERAL:
Have fun, win or lose. Never give up, fight to the end. Tough games force you to become a better player, enjoy and laugh.

Squad Member List Lead Officers

Bzerkbzerk [MORAF]
Tbuilt [MORAF]
BhFoust [MORAF]

Head Recruiter - VONHULK [MORAF]
Assistant Recruiter - Weatherman
Media Officer - Reck!ess [MORAF]
Communications Officer - Raptor [MORAF]
Sheep Dog Officer- Coop
Tactical Officers - PistolPete [MORAF]
Technical Officer- BhFoust [MORAF], VonHulk [MORAF]
Training Officer- Mike Cannon [MORAF]
Moral Officer- Davy Crockett [MORAF]

Eval Officers
Snake Plissken [MORAF]
Ted Stryker [MORAF]
Bware [MORAF]
The War Doctor
T.R.[MORAF]
DoGss [MORAF]
CCRIDER[MORAF]

Members
BTJ582 [MORAF]
Jack Burton [MORAF]
JDRock123
BlackAce303- On Leave
Misfit Devil
Wayner
Dragon Hunter
Fragmental [MORAF]
SkyStone [MORAF]
UplandBird [MORAF]
Raptor Jr
HellDawg
Tuck
Reck!ess [MORAF]
303
COD.Dan
MacLaren
Slatz
Couchy [MORAF]
Johnny Kent
Rld[M]stover
Flatline
Sky.Foxx [MORAF]
Gotchya [MORAF]
Destroyer24 [MORAF]
Bullzeye1995
HarleyRider
Specialist
SlowFokker
Traluxvel
Meganmae [SheHulk]
.BOAZ.
Cue Ball
EngineOut
Master Angel
PunkChef [MORAF]
Misfit AD
Slowshot
ToddMurph
Bullet [MORAF]
Cobra [MORAF]
TrippleTaps [MORAF]
Bla Blue
Mr.Stang
LoneKidd
Moon
Nikinik
SniperAce
Comet56
Citroen
Barf Simpson [MORAF]
Pagan Avenger
B-52 [MORAF]
Fox#1
Vanessa DA Lue [MORAF]
Doc Dave[MORAF]
Skyripper
Yhazer
Jay-Z3


Recruit Evaluation Process
dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/121st-m...on-getting-the-big-m

Recruits
Elessner of Gondor [on leave]
Bep


M.I.A
Incinerator


RETIRED
Yorkie
Randyah
Congress
Torn
Whose this Guy[MORAF]

Hey!! some banners have been posted to the library. Tbuilt, Bullet, they're fresh from the oven!

Well i like them, looks good. Now all i need is simple, very simple, instructions how to post this to my profile. Which i will do after i get my new banner.
Cause i messed things up trying to add the ribbon for raps brother.