[*M]bzerkbzerk wrote:

[M]Flatline wrote: Keep in mind Misfits, I'm not talking about our clan of clans. I have never had a problem with a brother or sister! I just needed to rant, and rave. I do understand the tactical way of flying, not my thing, but when severely outnumbered, I would think the opposition would perhaps put tactics on the back burner so the outnumbered could have a chance. I guess we don't all think alike. See u in the skies my friends and family!

Flatline, it's one of the longest on going discussion within the forum. Spawn killing, camping, dropping and sneaking. It has changed to what most prefer to call tactics in this game. I have witnessed the many changes of game play as well as the poor justification used to personify the action.

When I began playing, there were no segregated servers as we are now once again without, spawn killing was an every game occurrence by high ranking morafs and dropping was condoned. Now as a new player I had no defence as the camel was the flying brick at the time and the black tri wing wasn't much better. I was beaten by many who still play this game in such a manner that I have only recently surpassed my deaths. I adapted and became a great sneaker myself until I was able to aquire better planes and develop some skill.

This squad has and always will maintain a form of honor amongst ourselves and address each game as it unfolds with appropriate tactics for the circumstances. Switching to help another misfit has always been our thing, however the likelihood of returning to the same server is minimal. We still try though.

I guess my thought is that aholes are always going to be aholes and we can't win them all, but we will always fight to the end. Sometimes people lose connection or in my case at times, homework emergency. Advice that was given to me oncemand I still use it. Don't get drawn into negative exchanges or upset by the cheap and tacky game play of others. They shoot us we shoot them, they win so do we. Never ending supply of reds.

Wise words from a Bzerk Wise man. lol

Me in the back yard, notice the lack of pants...

Hey TR, Have tried to PM several times but I'm getting a fatal error when I send. Didn't want you to think I was ignoring you, I'm interested in your advice. I'll continue to try.

EO

[*M] TR wrote:

[m]Skyripper wrote: Thought I would share my experience today. There is humor in it somewhere, just haven't found it on my end yet. Go to the Doc this morning for a dreaded injection in my C-Spine. Certain they were gonna do labs so I didn't go to the bathroom. They were inputing the new computer system, 2 1/2 hours in the waiting room with 45 people and 25 chairs. Finally get to the treatment area, weather through almost peeing my pants when I got the injection. When all was done my teeth were floating. I asked the Lab Tech if I could use the 1 person bathroom. She said yes and I raced to the door. Check the handle not locked, run in to the urinal and do my best to overflow it. SUDDENLY I hear the commode behind the blinder flush, this old lady walks out from behind and gasps," I didn't hear anyone come in, guess I didn't lock the door!" Proceeded to stand there, I replied " no kidding lady! Do you mind? And would you lock the damn thing on the way out?!" Jeez.... Walk back into the waiting room, all eyes are staring at me, smiles on most faces. Embarrassed, I loudly stated " you all need to lock the freaking door when you use the bathroom!" Amid the laughter, I made my escape. I hate Mondays!

I see the humor ripper. I have a couple of pee stories myself.
Once i was out of town and spending the monday night game in the hotel bar. After several cold beers i felt the need, so wandered into the hallway, to find the indoor facilities. As i was standing there taking care of business the toilet flushed and as the divider door opened a female voice said, "oh my goodness". For just a minute, remember i had been drinking, i thought i had gone in the wrong room! Quickly realized that the other side does not have urinals so i was okay.

Foust and maybe Moon can appreciate this next one. I was in Phoenix and on the day i was due to fly out the guy i had been working with was driving me to the airport. He says, " Have you got time for a beer and a bite to eat?" Sure i says and he takes me to his favorite sports bar in downtown Phoenix. Dont remember the name but it was on a corner across from the basketball arena, and seems like the baseball stadium was on another corner. Several beers and a sandwich later its time to go, so i hit the restroom before we leave. Biggest restroom i ever saw, it was amazing, probably needed it on game nights. Now guys think about how you stand at a urinal. Its unmistakeable what is going on. Then i noticed i could SEE EVERYBODY in the bar! Startled me so much i almost ducked out of sight! I was looking out the back of a mirror at the rest of the bar, all they could see was the mirror.

Never been there! But would love to go! I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable whilst I pee!

Thru and thru this is my family, atleast in cyber world, thanks for the words of wisdom Bzerk. O and by the way, SHAZAM
Hehe haha lol yes I said lol hehe WOOP woop and kablam!!!

Hey my misfit brothers!!!!! It has been much too long since i had the pleasure of ur company. Im just checkin in to say howdy. Ill be comin back soon. Soonish. If i had to put a date ont it id say probly february. But just wanted to drop in and say hi. I miss seein ya guys everyday. Hope u dont forget about me!!!!

With the utmost sincerity and love
Big El

TR I know that restroom it's in Jackson's on 3rd. I hit my head ducking out of the way I will have to take T and Jack there when they come down. That's something you have to experience first hand

[m]Elessar Of Gondor wrote: Hey my misfit brothers!!!!! It has been much too long since i had the pleasure of ur company. Im just checkin in to say howdy. Ill be comin back soon. Soonish. If i had to put a date ont it id say probly february. But just wanted to drop in and say hi. I miss seein ya guys everyday. Hope u dont forget about me!!!!

With the utmost sincerity and love
Big El

We are holding down the fort, But the reds are advancing. Hurry back, I need a wingman...

[m]Elessar Of Gondor wrote: Hey my misfit brothers!!!!! It has been much too long since i had the pleasure of ur company. Im just checkin in to say howdy. Ill be comin back soon. Soonish. If i had to put a date ont it id say probly february. But just wanted to drop in and say hi. I miss seein ya guys everyday. Hope u dont forget about me!!!!

With the utmost sincerity and love
Big El

Hey Ellessar! Good to see you back or on the way. Good to see some element of the old 151st still in the game, although life here in the 121st is WAAAAY Better!!

[m]Skyripper wrote: Thought I would share my experience today. There is humor in it somewhere, just haven't found it on my end yet. Go to the Doc this morning for a dreaded injection in my C-Spine. Certain they were gonna do labs so I didn't go to the bathroom. They were inputing the new computer system, 2 1/2 hours in the waiting room with 45 people and 25 chairs. Finally get to the treatment area, weather through almost peeing my pants when I got the injection. When all was done my teeth were floating. I asked the Lab Tech if I could use the 1 person bathroom. She said yes and I raced to the door. Check the handle not locked, run in to the urinal and do my best to overflow it. SUDDENLY I hear the commode behind the blinder flush, this old lady walks out from behind and gasps," I didn't hear anyone come in, guess I didn't lock the door!" Proceeded to stand there, I replied " no kidding lady! Do you mind? And would you lock the damn thing on the way out?!" Jeez.... Walk back into the waiting room, all eyes are staring at me, smiles on most faces. Embarrassed, I loudly stated " you all need to lock the freaking door when you use the bathroom!" Amid the laughter, I made my escape. I hate Mondays!

If it's any consolation, anyone who read that thread was pissing them selves laughing.

I've told this story before but it bears repeating. This is absolutely true

One night my butt was itching real bad. We called a nurse friend of ours who said that I may have worms, she said to put a piece of tape over my rectum, she said that if I had worms then they would stick to the tape at night while I was sleeping.

Well we couldn't find any scotch tape but of course I did locate a roll of DUCT TAPE. yep you guessed it, I tore off a big chunk of duck tape and soon my butthole was completely covered.

What I didn't know is that duck tape becomes like skin when it reaches body temperature, IT GLUES ITSELF TO THE BODY.

well come early morning I was full of gas and stuff, lol lol, it couldn't get out, It was becoming very painful, soon I couldn't handle the pain. I started digging at the tape but I could not poke a hole into it, it was like skin, I then took a knife and started stabbing at it. Soon it all starting bleeding and I was screaming. As the wife started calling 911 a small hole appeared and soon I got relief.

THERE ARE THINGS THAT DUCT TAPE IS NOT GOOD FOR.

Tonight's accomplishment, re attach digitizer screen to tablet(fell off during game last night) Note, get strong glue and not the crappy double sided tape that comes with digitizer screen.

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I've told this story before but it bears repeating. This is absolutely true

One night my butt was itching real bad. We called a nurse friend of ours who said that I may have worms, she said to put a piece of tape over my rectum, she said that if I had worms then they would stick to the tape at night while I was sleeping.

Well we couldn't find any scotch tape but of course I did locate a roll of DUCT TAPE. yep you guessed it, I tore off a big chunk of duck tape and soon my butthole was completely covered.

What I didn't know is that duck tape becomes like skin when it reaches body temperature, IT GLUES ITSELF TO THE BODY.

well come early morning I was full of gas and stuff, lol lol, it couldn't get out, It was becoming very painful, soon I couldn't handle the pain. I started digging at the tape but I could not poke a hole into it, it was like skin, I then took a knife and started stabbing at it. Soon it all starting bleeding and I was screaming. As the wife started calling 911 a small hole appeared and soon I got relief.

THERE ARE THINGS THAT DUCT TAPE IS NOT GOOD FOR.

We're they tape worms Davy?

well misfits look what I found

here the link take out the !!! [IMG!!!]i.imgur.com/Wq9qhjE.gif[/IMG]

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I've told this story before but it bears repeating. This is absolutely true

One night my butt was itching real bad. We called a nurse friend of ours who said that I may have worms, she said to put a piece of tape over my rectum, she said that if I had worms then they would stick to the tape at night while I was sleeping.

Well we couldn't find any scotch tape but of course I did locate a roll of DUCT TAPE. yep you guessed it, I tore off a big chunk of duck tape and soon my butthole was completely covered.

What I didn't know is that duck tape becomes like skin when it reaches body temperature, IT GLUES ITSELF TO THE BODY.

well come early morning I was full of gas and stuff, lol lol, it couldn't get out, It was becoming very painful, soon I couldn't handle the pain. I started digging at the tape but I could not poke a hole into it, it was like skin, I then took a knife and started stabbing at it. Soon it all starting bleeding and I was screaming. As the wife started calling 911 a small hole appeared and soon I got relief.

THERE ARE THINGS THAT DUCT TAPE IS NOT GOOD FOR.

O
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This is my hometown...if you care to know and like a decent read.
www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/nov/04/d...ker-capital-grows-up

[*M] bware wrote:

[*M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: I've told this story before but it bears repeating. This is absolutely true

One night my butt was itching real bad. We called a nurse friend of ours who said that I may have worms, she said to put a piece of tape over my rectum, she said that if I had worms then they would stick to the tape at night while I was sleeping.

Well we couldn't find any scotch tape but of course I did locate a roll of DUCT TAPE. yep you guessed it, I tore off a big chunk of duck tape and soon my butthole was completely covered.

What I didn't know is that duck tape becomes like skin when it reaches body temperature, IT GLUES ITSELF TO THE BODY.

well come early morning I was full of gas and stuff, lol lol, it couldn't get out, It was becoming very painful, soon I couldn't handle the pain. I started digging at the tape but I could not poke a hole into it, it was like skin, I then took a knife and started stabbing at it. Soon it all starting bleeding and I was screaming. As the wife started calling 911 a small hole appeared and soon I got relief.

THERE ARE THINGS THAT DUCT TAPE IS NOT GOOD FOR.

O
M
G
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Way way way way way way to forking funny. If its the first thing an astronaut reaches for on the space station you can bet its gonna hold

Oh by the way i have figured out why my shooting stinks as of late. Please notice my banner mr foust has me facing the wrong way in the plane. I was wondering where the hell.my prop went

Ok guys i took a wrong turn in vimy and been flying aimlessly for months and months so how is everyone doing!

Wow! Hey JD!

Great to see you!

jdrock123 wrote: Ok guys i took a wrong turn in vimy and been flying aimlessly for months and months so how is everyone doing!

Welcome home brother.. so good to hear form you JD we have all missed you buddy. I'm sending you a pm..

jdrock123 wrote: Ok guys i took a wrong turn in vimy and been flying aimlessly for months and months so how is everyone doing!

Hey JD good to see you man. Back up plane is in the hangar all ready to go.

Good to be back long time been crazy crazy glad i wasnt forgotten

Thanks bz

Got to fly for awhile tonight, got the opportunity to fly with quite a few of you. Sorry my game was off more than usual, extra apology for running out on you Crockett, really like flying with you, learn a lot from watching you fly. Since the spinal yesterday, my left arm is numb and really don't feel well at all. I tried, but just couldn't hack it. Hate those injections! Make it up to all of you next time we meet up!

Hey JD!

jdrock123 wrote: Ok guys i took a wrong turn in vimy and been flying aimlessly for months and months so how is everyone doing!

Jd, glad to see you back brother.

When I jumped into that game and saw your name JD, IT MADE ME SMILE. Glad to see you in the sky tonight. Brother