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Until squad wars comes out I'm taking a break from DF and need something to do.....


So Sir Reckless!! Are u planning to retire from DF!!! Hell no!!!

[M]ad get some rope!!! Reck you need to come by the acehole.. :whistle: we have something for you ;)
T and Von please remember to lock the door behind you when you come in :whistle: :lol: :P
Reck I also had hope for squad wars,now...not so much :woohoo: :woohoo: I just forgot, your booked solid at the HoUsE oF pAiN so you can't leave....sorry bro.


WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA THERE! Just who the FRRRRRRRRIG said anything about LEAVING? Let's put that s*** in reverse and stoke the warp core Jordie! I said a "break", as in go for coffee or run a couple errands at lunch, not pack up a box of personal stuff and collect my last pay on the way out LOL!

I'm not leaving anything, if squad wars turns out to be a fart in the wind I'll just return on a part-time basis.....maybe.....


Till ' squad wars'.. I say, better take a break when squad wars come. Coz it ain't coming :lol: :lol:
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Hey...isn't that last year's pic? :lol: :P those ducks seem kinda lazy...or maybe they are just taunting you. Better have Jack blast a couple of them...that will show them tender chunks of meat who is on top of the food chain.
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morning. . :)

Hey...isn't that last year's pic? :lol: :P those ducks seem kinda lazy...or maybe they are just taunting you. Better have Jack blast a couple of them...that will show them tender chunks of meat who is on top of the food chain.


Those are decoys bh! :P I guess we could shot them nothing else is flying around. ;) easier then picking them up, just shoot and let them sink to to bottom. :woohoo: :whistle:
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morning. . :)

Hey...isn't that last year's pic? :lol: :P those ducks seem kinda lazy...or maybe they are just taunting you. Better have Jack blast a couple of them...that will show them tender chunks of meat who is on top of the food chain.


Those are decoys bh! :P I guess we could shot them nothing else is flying around. ;) easier then picking them up, just shoot and let them sink to to bottom. :woohoo: :whistle:

I hear if you cook them decoys right they still taste bad :side:
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Sorry gang for being absent, but yesterday my sister calls while I'm in a fun game with BOAZ and she is freaking out! My brother in law ffell off a ladder and BROKE his back. (Is what I'm told) get to the hospital and this fool is joking and hitting on the nurses! Way to go sis blowing thing out of proportion again! Sorry Adam for having to bail on that game, crazy sister happened! :side:
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morning. . :)


Hope you remembered your jacket.
It's been a two dog night last night down here. :S

Oh and Reckless.......
about waiting for 'squad wars'....

I checked my cookbook, and it said ,

"Let Pork sit for 30 minutes after grilling. For seasoning to fully flavor the pork."(don't worry about the pork being to HOT after the 30 minutes. A nice drizzle of premium AMERICAN maple syrup will 'knock it down a noch') :whistle:
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Couple of good games this morning. I owned KAF today.



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morning. . :)

Hey...isn't that last year's pic? :lol: :P those ducks seem kinda lazy...or maybe they are just taunting you. Better have Jack blast a couple of them...that will show them tender chunks of meat who is on top of the food chain.


Those are decoys bh! :P I guess we could shot them nothing else is flying around. ;) easier then picking them up, just shoot and let them sink to to bottom. :woohoo: :whistle:


Awww man. I need one of those tank div banners intertwined with my misfits training officer banner..that's cool.
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Until squad wars comes out I'm taking a break from DF and need something to do.....


So Sir Reckless!! Are u planning to retire from DF!!! Hell no!!!

[M]ad get some rope!!! Reck you need to come by the acehole.. :whistle: we have something for you ;)
T and Von please remember to lock the door behind you when you come in :whistle: :lol: :P
Reck I also had hope for squad wars,now...not so much :woohoo: :woohoo: I just forgot, your booked solid at the HoUsE oF pAiN so you can't leave....sorry bro.


WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA THERE! Just who the FRRRRRRRRIG said anything about LEAVING? Let's put that s*** in reverse and stoke the warp core Jordie! I said a "break", as in go for coffee or run a couple errands at lunch, not pack up a box of personal stuff and collect my last pay on the way out LOL!

I'm not leaving anything, if squad wars turns out to be a fart in the wind I'll just return on a part-time basis.....maybe.....


Till ' squad wars'.. I say, better take a break when squad wars come. Coz it ain't coming :lol: :lol:


Now you're getting the picture ;)




SANITY IS HIGHLY OVERRATED....
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Hey everyone, if you happen to be single and on one of those dating websites....this may be the picture to post if you're trying to get out of a date...I think this "model" is a definite misfit...although he is probably better suited for Gunners Inc. if he plays Dogfight...

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Comet56 wrote: Hey everyone, if you happen to be single and on one of those dating websites....this may be the picture to post if you're trying to get out of a date...I think this "model" is a definite misfit...although he is probably better suited for Gunners Inc. if he plays Dogfight...

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haha comet !! That was a good one!! Redneck RAMBO LOL
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Sorry FOUST and TBUILT I had to leave such a great game.

Everyone was dropping and it was nothing but one big dogfight. I am so glad that you guys eventually ran them off and won the game.

I AM PROUD TO BE A MISFIT and I am most certainly proud of you guys and gals. Love YA all.


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Scoop [M] CC was knee deep in the action the other day and caught footage of Sir Foust in a tank ...reds dropping everywhere..awesome sight... :evil:
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*[M]VonHulk wrote: Couple of good games this morning. I owned KAF today.



Holy cow haven't seen my buddy KAF1 in a long time, glad you got to say hello to him. I hope I get to run into him soon.
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Level 26 tonight! Think I was flying with CC rider and Davy
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I HAVE ONE QUESTION ABOUT SIR SKYRIPPER......MY QUESTION IS, IF SKYRIPPER TAKES OFF HIS PANTS WHILE IN FLIGHT, IN GAME, DOES THAT MAKE HIM A SKYSTRIPPER !!!???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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Why your smartphone sometimes seams more like a stupid phone... :blink: :woohoo: :woohoo: lmfao

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[*M]yNuts wrote: I HAVE ONE QUESTION ABOUT SIR SKYRIPPER......MY QUESTION IS, IF SKYRIPPER TAKES OFF HIS PANTS WHILE IN FLIGHT, IN GAME, DOES THAT MAKE HIM A SKYSTRIPPER !!!???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

You may have to direct that question to Raptard and Vomit. LOL
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Finally able to play a game with our buddy DogFace tonite. He didn't say a word just tried to shoot down blues, till I pointed him out that is. After that his wheels were pretty much glued to the carrier.!
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[*M]yNuts wrote: I HAVE ONE QUESTION ABOUT SIR SKYRIPPER......MY QUESTION IS, IF SKYRIPPER TAKES OFF HIS PANTS WHILE IN FLIGHT, IN GAME, DOES THAT MAKE HIM A SKYSTRIPPER !!!???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!


CONFESSION: I sometimes read his name the same way :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P
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Comet56 wrote: Level 26 tonight! Think I was flying with CC rider and Davy

Gratz to my trouble Brother [M] COMET :) an honour to be there Sir :woohoo:

p.s bro Boaz droped into that last game with BS and we finaly ended up winning it ..loooonnnngggg game but..
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[*M]yNuts wrote: I HAVE ONE QUESTION ABOUT SIR SKYRIPPER......MY QUESTION IS, IF SKYRIPPER TAKES OFF HIS PANTS WHILE IN FLIGHT, IN GAME, DOES THAT MAKE HIM A SKYSTRIPPER !!!???? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

LMAO! Trust me they stay on.... !

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:silly: I'm better every day guys and with the help of the Lord and the rest of you I'll be up flying in no time a little bit last nightI flew with coop only brought a few minutes before my eyes crossed but it was still fun I love all you guyswelcome Vanessa
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Sir SKYRIPPER, ARE YOU FLYING AGAIN, I FOUND THESE WHILE IN THE BOMB THE BASE GAME JUST AFTER TAKE OFF FROM OUR BASE, I JUST ASK ONE THING, WELL 2 THINGS, 1st IS HULK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FLY WITHOUT PANTS, WHY YOU MIGHT ASK, OK BEFOR HULK TURNS INTO THE HULK HE IS A MAN NAMED LESTER BEESELDORF, AND HE IS WEARING PANTS, DURING HIS RAGE WHILE IN FLIGHT, HE TURNS INTO THE HULK, HIS PANTS RIP OFF, THATS WHEN YOU SEE THE GREEN MOON!!! SOMETIMES YOU EVEN SEE T.P. CLINGONS HANGIN' FROM HIS CRACK....NEED I SAY MORE!!!????
2nd, PLEASE STOP TAKING OFF YOU PANTS AFTER YOU TAKE OFF, 1st IT IS A SAFTEY HAZZARD, THEY CAN GET CAUGHT IN SOMEBODIES PROP, 2nd WE HAVE CHILDREN THAT PLAY THIS GAME, SO PLEASE TRY THE BEST YOU CAN TO CONTROL YOURSELF, I KNOW IT IS LIKE EATING A YORK. PEPPERMINT PATTY, YOU JUST WANT TO FEEL THE COOL BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR......EEEWEEEEE!!!! ROTFLMAO...THAT IS ALL!!!!
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A little predawn patrol with T.R. rider came in as T.R. got the last hanger. We ran into Wilbur who likes to announce that he is dropping. Of course, no problem as he was slightly outnumbered. But he also boasted about how good of a dogfighter he is....so good that only Jimmy (have no clue who that is) and ziza could get him. So I decided to take the challenge. All I can say is the monster cannon can now be added to the esteemed list. Conveniently, Mr. Wilbur had to go. (Maybe#2?) :whistle:
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[*M]yNuts wrote: Sir SKYRIPPER, ARE YOU FLYING AGAIN, I FOUND THESE WHILE IN THE BOMB THE BASE GAME JUST AFTER TAKE OFF FROM OUR BASE, I JUST ASK ONE THING, WELL 2 THINGS, 1st IS HULK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FLY WITHOUT PANTS, WHY YOU MIGHT ASK, OK BEFOR HULK TURNS INTO THE HULK HE IS A MAN NAMED LESTER BEESELDORF, AND HE IS WEARING PANTS, DURING HIS RAGE WHILE IN FLIGHT, HE TURNS INTO THE HULK, HIS PANTS RIP OFF, THATS WHEN YOU SEE THE GREEN MOON!!! SOMETIMES YOU EVEN SEE T.P. CLINGONS HANGIN' FROM HIS CRACK....NEED I SAY MORE!!!????
2nd, PLEASE STOP TAKING OFF YOU PANTS AFTER YOU TAKE OFF, 1st IT IS A SAFTEY HAZZARD, THEY CAN GET CAUGHT IN SOMEBODIES PROP, 2nd WE HAVE CHILDREN THAT PLAY THIS GAME, SO PLEASE TRY THE BEST YOU CAN TO CONTROL YOURSELF, I KNOW IT IS LIKE EATING A YORK. PEPPERMINT PATTY, YOU JUST WANT TO FEEL THE COOL BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR......EEEWEEEEE!!!! ROTFLMAO...THAT IS ALL!!!!

Man I needed a good laugh!! Thank you!! As for the pants, maybe getting them caught them someone's prop could become a useful tactic! As for this pair, well, I was wondering where those ended up!

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house in Bodmin to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He died while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that bleddy ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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