Weather[*M]an wrote: Alright to all of you Porkfingers and Cloppers out there let's take a look at your weekend Porkast. Tonight looks like a 70% chance of an alcohol induced slur that leads to an epic bar fight and a $2000 hospital bill. Tomorrow looks hot as hell so there is a 90% chance of a half-assed mowing job that is ended due to a combination of dehydration and being trashed. Sunday looks like about a 75% of a killer hangover that isn't made better by the church bells and poor attempt to sing in key to the old hymns. And that's your 69.9 PORK FM weekend Porkast. Back to you Porkster.
"Thank you WM, I'll be going light on the hymns myself..... we're gonna put this thing on cruise control for another commercial free hour of toonage, let's kick it off with "Bronytown" and their new single, "Clopping Like Tomorrow Ain't Coming" - on 69.9 PORK FM......"