Things I saw tonight when Mrs. Reck took me to the city:
My 5th Caesar at "Your Father's Moustache", I washed it down with a beer. There was no need to order food.....
The backlit wall over the urinals. I was peeing below the old lady before I looked up to see her shock. "And that's why Mrs. Reck is always smiling" I told her....
A building designed by someone who had drank as much as I had...
Mrs. Reck took the keys and drove, but for some reason didn't want to take me to "The Toothy Moose", " The Wooden Monkey", or "The Foggy Goggle" for more Caesars! By the time I was done at The Stash I had drank $85 worth

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