[*M]bhfoust wrote: So im watching the news a there was a guy in Phoenix that caught his house on fire trying to kill a spider that's why I gave up on hair spray and a lighter.

Fyi the spider lived. DOH!

Hannah [m]onstana wrote:

* * * C O N G R A T Z * B I R D I E ! ! ! * * *


* * * C O N G R A T Z * [ M ] o o n ! ! ! * * *  

Hey all, just a short update.
Here is 2:00h pm now what means still 20hours more and I can change my name back.
Then I can finally fly again. This was the most worst start ever to join a squad.

Davi, would you allow that I use this picture as my avatar? Oh my gosh it is soo funny I love it.

When I knew I'll join this squad I was thinking together with TinkerBelle for a good name with [m]. Tink said Hannah Monstana would be funny because MissHell called me a little monster several times. Yes, that is the younger version of an Basterd.
But I would prefer a shorter name that everyone can see my gg after a game. Hannah [m]ay was also an option because in May I've started to play on pro servers. And this name would be pretty fit to the picture. Or not?

But it sounds pretty similar to Megan's name.
So I want ask you Megan: Is it okay for you if I use this name? Hannah [m]ay and later [M].
If you think it is too similar then please let me know. That's really no problem I swear.
I don't want use a name if you don't like it. Okay?
Honestly it would make me very nervous to hear your support fire behind me when I know you hate my name. ratatat

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Hannah I love it! We're sisters anyways so we gotta be alike!
I would never fire behind your back for anything!


Oh ghosty thank you for telling some of the boys about the bathroom rules...


Thoughts and prayers for the flight that had been shot down in Ukraine.

For Moon

Ok what the fook! In.a game with 5 on three and an officer doesn't switch to help our his bros. You know who you are

darraxx wrote: Ok what the fook! In.a game with 5 on three and an officer doesn't switch to help our his bros. You know who you are

Bet you were flying allied too.

I don't usually do these but in this case niknik can have his big M great tough up and coming pilot. Tough short game with good droppers and we made them quit. Hes got the goods. ×==43+@ can never attatch a pic easily. Oh well have to wait

moon congrats you BASTERD!!!! Welcome!!!



Dogss is right! Him sorry about the eval last night nik my battery died. He is top player with what it takes tobe a misfit, or lack to be anything else!!!! I'm with Dogss on this, well done nik!!!!!

I am honoured sir. I wont let the M down. Thank you all misfits for all ur help as i entered df from the very first day even when was not a (m).
Recruited by [M] foust
my first eval [M] rabbit
second eval [M] reckless
. then didn't had the eval sir [M]Dogss helped me through a shortcut lol. Also agreed by [M] Raptorious.

Murderous and Nikinik

Welcome to the first, last and only Family(squad) you will ever want to be in. Booorah

Bullet I think we have something here. I have a few more ideas for it but this is the start

I've gotten better at taking down the d 8s I know everyone struggles with those basterds. Im still not where I want to be. So I suggest officers pilots everyone get into some games during the week half in d 8s half in other planes and we practice until they are simply another plane. I have learned they are not as good in a df as the se5 well talk in game about that. This needs to be the very best killer squad so we all need to hone our d8 takedown skills. Shoot out some times ill definitely be there.

OK Foust, Banners its is...
Hows this one?


I did this one at work, in paint. lol

Misfits we have a sub squad the tank squadron I believe it is, and the patch wearing Basterds in the sub squad are well known for there tanking abilities.

There will be another sub squad announced shortly, these members will will also be known for the skills in the like named sub squad!! I'm working on the banner now and will keep you posted!!¡!





Hey you all know are Padre is a he-hore right??? He says its cool with the folks of the cloth and I needn't worry.... Phew! Cause I was!!!!


Padre has looked well over us since his knighting of the holly Misfit. Many posted appropriate preys to help us threw some hard times. He has done an exceptional job watching over his flock. Some times when a person is responsible for so many more, they can become somewhat self sacrificing of there own wellbeing.

I dot know if you'll have noticed our Padre's avitar of Late (I know some have, we shouldn't in courage this), but I think he isn't a where of his health. He's all swelled up and off color!!! This can't be good, and now it seems as though his feet may be bothering him to the point of not being able to bear his heavy swollen weight!!!! Or it could also be he has given so much to us that the berrdan has over whelmed his mid to the point that he actually is confused on the normal assigned task of his appendages!!!!! How does one use the restroom standing on your hands???? Eeewww!

I think we at the very least should pray for the padre!!! After all he's done for us in his selfless acts as our shepherd, its the least we could do.


Hello Shepherd of shepherds,
We have one of your own to ask you to bestow your healing rod upon
He has watched over us well
But now needs your help!
Padre, Coop, Coopsy, DJ, SELFIE, and Basterd as he is known
Is in dyer need of your healing powers.
We humbly ask to have him walk up right once again
Also to have the inflammation covering his hollyness to subside
We thank you from giving him to us as the watcher of our awesome squad.
I promise to make the needed live chicken sacrifice upon the next full moon
Amen.


Hope it helps Padre!!!

*[M]VonHulk wrote: OK Foust, Banners its is...
Hows this one?

I did this one at work, in paint. lol

LMAO!!!!!! CONGRATS TAPS!!!!!

Oh my, new banners. Now we need badges done too guys. Not that im adding more work, but mm Foust show Von how to make them. Gives ya a bit more time to get a bigger gap. Just dont tell von I said this.

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: Oh my, new banners. Now we need badges done too guys. Not that im adding more work, but mm Foust show Von how to make them. Gives ya a bit more time to get a bigger gap. Just dont tell von I said this.

OOF

Let's see if it works?
Try again?

Grats nik well.done bro. Lets go kill.reds

TEST

UGH

[M]oon wrote: Let's see if it works?
Try again?

www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/121...-how-to-add-a-banner

Maybe now?

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Just paste this whole first line, then,


Remove the *

I will make more as soon as I can

HULK is the greatest guy EVER.

Sorry couldn't resist, lol

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

Ohhhh you just love giving me headaches don't you foust? you dirty Basterd.

[M]oon wrote: HULK is the greatest guy EVER.

Sorry couldn't resist, lol

BOOM

[*M] GreyGhost wrote:

[*M]bhfoust wrote:

Ohhhh you just love giving me headaches don't you foust? you dirty Basterd.

I really shouldn't have opened my mouth. Damn me, I'm the dirty bsterd.